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Sometimes I just think about how one of Johnny Cash's most popular songs is actually a cover of a Nine Inch Nails song and just...
It's beautiful how the themes are recontextualized. We really are all the same no matter where we're from and who we are. It's also fucking hilarious that the 90s industrial "fuck you like an animal" guys wrote a song that's now synonymous with America's golden boy of 60s country music.
This matchup was made by a toddler spinning a roulette wheel. We truly are in the best timeline
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ok maybe comics are funnier than I remember
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(this story will continue tomorrow.)
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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Posting this for the people who think that Tolkien's world-building was something complete and entire and finished before he started to write.
You always learn and discover your story and your world as you write. Sometimes you are just the first reader.
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dnd shit that wouldn't actually be that funny but to me it's hilarious
Teifling culture that's not inherently hot or sexy, but just kind of average human culture from wherever they're from with a few slight differences
weed existing
Every single fantasy interpretation of elves since Tolkien living in different places in the world. And no one mentions it, this is just how elves are
Gods aren't real, Clerics are just the equivalent of mormons who have accessed superpowers by accident and annoyingly claim it's the will of their gods
As with the above: half the people a Cleric approaches will start go "oh no thanks, not interested" like they're about to get converted
Kenku. They're just so great I love these guys
Any character whose backstory for joining their class is secretly that they wanted to find themselves and didn't know what else to do with their life the same way indecisive college students pick a major
A historically accurate amount of people contracting tuberculosis
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Marvel turning Jessica Jones' literal alcoholism and nicotine addiction into a caffeine addiction will never not be funny to me
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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
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Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like
Or
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And it can switch in a matter of seconds.
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I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
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Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA
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The orcs
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This is a very important question and I need to know what the public thinks
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