You know what makes me sad? Keating probably never got to go to Neil's funeral. The boys in the Dead Poets Society were probably allowed go because they were his friends. Yet Neils parents thought it was all Keatings fault that Neil was dead so they never wouldve let him attend. The man who changed Neils life, encouraged him to do what made him happy and caused him and his friends to have the most fun theyve ever had at school, never got to properly say goodbye

Okay so we always joke saying that Gen Z wouldn't get upset if someone tried to kidnap them and that they'd just joke about it.

BUT THAT IS LEGIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED WITH MY BROTHER. MANS IS 13 AND HIS RESPONSE TO NEARLY GETTING KIDNAPPED WAS TO SEND "almost got kidnapped check" TO HIS FRIENDS

So I was rewatching Good Omens, and it got to the last scene and I thought of this

So when Crowley and Aziraphale are having lunch at the Ritz, God says that a Nightingale sang in Berkely Square while they were there. This is a reference to a Vera Lynn song and the line "There were Angels dining at the Ritz, and a Nightingale sang in Berkely Square". This implies 2 things:

1. Aziraphale, though cast out of Heaven but not a Demon as he never Fell, is still considered an Angel

2. Crowley, although he is a Fallen Demon cast out of both Heaven and Hell, is also considered an Angel

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Might write a fic 'bout this

Gibbs texting Torres after the team had a night out: I don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Torres: Alive.

Gibbs: Not in jail?

Torres: *read 3:46 AM*

Gibbs: TORRES!?

He uses his Call a Friend but convinces them to let him text John, he doesn't like to call John after that

The ultimate way to defeat Sherlock Holmes.

~Admin Twi.

Everyone should appreciate their snarkiness

I love how Sherlock and John appreciate each other’s snarkiness.

Definitely happened and you can't convince me otherwise

Mary: It’s a bit cold.

John: Here, have my jacket.

Rosie: I’m cold too.

Sherlock: What? [takes off coat] We told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piles scarves on Rosie] now look, I have to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [pulls off John’s jacket] how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner! [breaks into Anderson’s locker and steals his coat] Now we have to go through our lesson on heat insulation AGAIN, Watson! [steals Lestrade’s hat]

Sherlock: If the multi-verse theory is true, then there is a universe where it isn't 

 Mycroft: the multi-verse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Sherlock: Except in the universe where it does

Greg: I’m having an aneurism 

“-Дело полиции - работать ногами для тех, кто работает головой” “-Ну, ок, мистер Холмс”

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Hahaha, yes, this is a Mystrade (Deadpan Mycroft and Tired Gregory), as a gift to my good friend with golden hands N-Foxx !!!

Gibbs: oh no the power went out

Tony: don’t worry I’ve got this

Tony: *shakes violently*

Tony: *lights up*

Gibbs: DiNozzo seriously you swallowed a flashlight? *gibbs slaps him*

Gibbs: *starts reading a sniper magazine by the DiNozzo light*