Autistic danse things (I'm being so normal)
Eye contact maintained to the point its unsettling bc he gathered that no contact is rude but. No one hinted at the fact that there's such a thing as mad dogging
Constantly checking surroundings + patrolling = form of stimming. Grounding is a method for dealing with anxiety, a soldiers habitual awareness doubles as a soothing technique
Knows when technology and mechanisms are still up and running in buildings before anyone else because he can hear them. The only other person who shares this is x6. Is X6 autistic, or just a courser? (Answer: yes)
Doubles as a geiger counter for similar reasons. Just ~knows~
Surprisingly good at reading people but rarely knows what to actually do with that, so is convinced he can't read/empathize with people at all
This is why no one has managed to hit. "Hmm they're making very suggestive comments...but I wouldn't know anything about that, so this is probably a normal amount of illicit discussion"
Sees someone break the rules/do something incorrectly and gets heartburn and indigestion
Makes jokes constantly to the point it's obvious he's trying very hard to be funny and personable but his delivery isn't obvious to most people, so people think he's being serious and make fun of him. This inflicts I Want To Glue My Big Fat Mouth Shut disease
Walking audiobook that stops itself halfway through because he said too much and wants to puke because there is a limited word count for each social interaction and he goes over every single time
Tries to show affection but lacks any grace. "Your aim is terrible, let me teach you how to shoot. I'd hate to lose you." "...What?"
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Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.
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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)
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⚙️ | "i started out as nothing, and i’ve ended up as nothing...and i don't know what the hell to do about it." - ‘nother 2021 redraw
tbh i liked this version better but oh well.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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is that simple task bothering you queen
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already
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Jason Limon Gets to the Heart of Human Emotion in His Soul-Stirring Skeleton Paintings
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Also since I posted old Danse art here’s some Danse from yesterday
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