they hired the gayest american boy to voice him, i love it so much

i have to report that my fellow hosts (im the fifth of seven idiots who take charge) are scarily horny

well, two of them are scarily thirsty. please send help i think one of our backups is deathly afraid and has taken a nap in front to skip this

"I'm asexual!"

Oh do you reproduce with yourself?

*looks at my headmates* "you're gonna hate this answer"

Trans fem horropedia is exactly the same except she wears her hair down with slightly more frequency and they’re a bit more obsessed with final girls

(asking if someone is plural) are they...you know....playing on multiplayer???

’i wanna see what my gender is :0’

‘YOU FUCKASS’(/aff)

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

class of 09…………. save me class of 09……………………

oh my god imagine if they had particular voicelines about characters that they’re regularly paired with in teams.

So I had this sudden idea for a new r1999 game feature, and I’ve been thinking about it for so long that I just have to post about it. Here it is:

Okay, hear me out, what if there was a friend-making feature for the characters? Like, a feature where characters can gain friendships and bond percentages with each other in game. The gameplay of this feature is to try and form all the possible friendships for each character (so trying to max out their friend lists, with different characters having different sized sets of people they will get along with) by putting them in the wilderness or on teams together. At certain bond percentages, you can get rewards and unlock little in-character blurbs or voicelines on their thoughts about their new friends and/or what they do together.

I do feel like this could be the type of thing that only 6 stars and 5 stars would have, just cuz there’s a LOT of characters now. But, they could still have friends of lower rarity on their friend lists. Also, characters who have made friends with other ones in any sort of story stage get pre-added friends on their lists (I’m not really sure where to put this part of the feature, so here will do).

I just think that it would be fun for there to be something that could show us more of the fun little stories and and scenarios that could happen amongst the many arcanists in the suitcase.

Oh and, the could have little interaction animations in the wilderness, since I keep having this mental image of being able to click on them when they’re hanging out and they’d have some sort of annoyed or confused wilderness voiceline to be like “you’re interrupting our conversation!”. Then they sort of just start moving away from you.

That’s all I’ve got for now. Might add to this later tho. But this is kinda it.

*downloads game we played all the time as a kid*

*old host emerging from the shadows*

wanna buy some addys

this is the best ending

Reblog this and put in the tags what you think your role is in your fandom.

I was supposed to finish this for Valentine's lmao

APRIL FIRST MAY BE OVER BUT I AM STILL GETTING BOOPED LETS GO

tumblr. tumblr what do you mean theres three asks but i dont see SHIT WHAT ARE YOU HIDING YOU SHITTY BLUE-PINK PRIDE WEBSITE

i missed the boopening :(

THERES MORE PEOPEL FROM THE GAME OUR HOSTS ARE MAKING.

DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO LET THEM PIST MORE OR NOT BECAUSE THEYRE ALL SLEAZY GAY MEN WHO ARE EUTHER OUT FOR MY BLOOD OR OUT FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S BLOOD