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entirelyhumanperson · 11 days
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Interesting fact! Snakes have two penises!
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entirelyhumanperson · 17 days
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T.K clocked Buck as a closet case almost immediately, then turned around and told him that he had a serious boyfriend, ensuing bisexual confusion
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entirelyhumanperson · 17 days
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I wonder how nice of a couch Tommy has
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entirelyhumanperson · 17 days
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Ryan Guzman with a mega phone following around the writers: HEY CAN I KISS BOYS NOW! EDDIE WANTS TO KISS BOYS! CAN YOU WRITE SOME BOY KISSING SCENES FOR ME? PLEEEAAASEE!!!
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entirelyhumanperson · 17 days
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Ryan and Oliver full of buddie spoilers, visibly shaking with excitement and having to be physically restrained by ABC executives to keep them from running around screaming it to world.
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entirelyhumanperson · 17 days
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Okay, but can we talk about Ryan Guzman for a moment. That man really wants Eddie to be gay.
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entirelyhumanperson · 20 days
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Can we talk about the time Ross saw Rachel naked in her apartment from his window, and instead of ignoring it, or you know, calling and warning her that she might wanna close the curtains, he immediately just assumes it’s an invitation to have sex
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entirelyhumanperson · 2 months
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Okay, but can we talk about Jim Halpert for a minute here.
He was in love with his best friend who was with someone else and repressed those feelings. When he made his move and got shot down, and didn’t know how to deal with it, instead of being a whiny bitch about it, he separated himself from the situation until he could properly sort out his feelings.
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entirelyhumanperson · 2 months
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Yo rewatching new girl is wack for multiple reasons, but like, I related to Nick Miller the first time, now going back I relate to him even more. Literally every other thing he says I’m like mood.
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entirelyhumanperson · 2 months
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Just Winston driving to Mexico singing along to the Wicked soundtrack with Schmidt and Cece in the trunk, completely naked.
These are things that happen on New Girl
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entirelyhumanperson · 2 months
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I know everyone hates them but…
I think every tv show should have a musical episode. They are so ridiculously hilarious. They never make sense. They are cringy. But that’s the point.
Bonus points if it happens during a super serious plotline too
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entirelyhumanperson · 2 months
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me, whenever something weird happens at the very haunted summer camp I work at….
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entirelyhumanperson · 2 months
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The reason Dionysus doesn’t like Percy is because he arrives just after killing the Minotaur.
Sort of like a certain brother of his…
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entirelyhumanperson · 2 months
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Just thinking about the pride flags hanging in Nick’s youth centre
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entirelyhumanperson · 2 months
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I’m sorry, but the Marvin’s disowning Bess because she fell prey to the man who’s victimised her since she was 14 years old, is probably one of the worst things anyone has done in the entire show and that’s the tea
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entirelyhumanperson · 3 months
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Nancy: you guys can’t come with me, every time you help me you one of you ends up getting hurt
Everyone: too bad! Tough cookies! We’re your friends and that’s what friends do! You can’t stop us!
*everyone gets cursed by the agleaca*
Everyone: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT NANCY YOU DRAGGED US INTO THIS
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entirelyhumanperson · 3 months
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season two of Percy Jackson comes out.
Percy looks in the mirror on Circe’s island. Looking back at him is the accurate book description of Percy.
Only for him and everyone else to realise that he is the perfect Percy just the way he is.
Life is good.
Reyna does up Annabeth’s hair and it’s blonde
Circe is telling these kids what society thinks they should look like.
They prove her wrong. And then set a bunch of pirates loose to destroy her spa
This would be the ultimate fuck you to the haters who bullied our actors for not “looking the part,”
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