Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

Enemies-to-lovers, but instead of featuring a villain redemption arc, the heroic one is getting progressively more corrupt, unhinged and fucked up, and the one who was originally the clear-cut villain out of the two is just like "well mark me down as scared and horny"

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

Unmute !

i was supposed to draw kyle rayner but it quickly turned into dick grayson

oops

sex is cool but have you ever been good enough

Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

Thinking about something

Perfectly Comfy

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

Oh no Mr. Red Hood pls don't hurt me