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AT THR PARTY

#harry potter #hermione #hermione granger #lady gaga #wizard #fanfic #janis #kawasaki

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CHAPTER 10: PARTYING

CHAPTER 10: PARTYING So we got snacks and it were delicious. The party was kicking with the students who had come from Gryfindor and ravenlcaw. Someone brought a radio and was playing cool dance music like wizard laday Gaga and ppl were dancing like crazy too! I made mocha dango and sushi and Hermone brought a pot roast she made but it smelled like some dead person so we through it out the window and laughed. xD lol.

“Gee, Janis your such the great cook,” Heromine told me admiringly, “just like a real house-wife-san-desu. I wonder if i can ever be as good as you”

“oh” i giggled “it’s just a silly a family recipe that’s been handed down to us sekertly for generatoons. Its not much. Theirs a secret ingredient in it,” i giggled and winking michevously. To myself i whispred “and the secret ingredient is LOVE.” And I was thinking of Harry when I was thinking that.

Suddenly harry! I looked up athim and the red head kid who had arrived at the party and looked down blushing furriously. “hey” i said

“hey” he said

and we looked into each others ees shyly for so many minuets.

#harry potter #hermione #hermione graner #hogwarts #lady gaga #party #desu #lol

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janis ns Hermione make tyable!

#hermione #hermione granger #hogwarts #janis #kawaii table ne

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ch9

CHAPTER 9

S”o you really live here? Asked hermionie when she was looking around the dufflegrust common room. The Dufflergrist dorm was a huge place and it was very kawaii (and also kind of dusty becausenooone had used it in like a million years lol) but it was very big and had lots of lace and a giant bathtub all to myself and a bunch of relly nice beds and stuff like that. Also it was all pink and orange and bright colors hat made peoples hapy all day.

yes… I said sadly. ‘and sine nobody is on my house with me I am ali alone. Its very lonely.” A bee buzzed by me and flew out the window and I felt more alone even thou hermionie was there with me.

‘well if your so sad, maybe I can join dufflegrist.” Said hermionie. “I never really felt like want to be a Gryffindor anyway so Id be happy to join you! Maybe other students would like to join dufelgrist too because it’s a really nice room you’ve got here!”

OMG REALLY? I yelled and ran over to stept to give hermionie and big hug because I was so happy and wouldn’t have to be alsone again! “ok let’s try to throw a party so we can get more dufflegrists to join our house too!” Then we made plans. Our first act was to make posters about dfelgrist and how anyone could join as long as they wanted to and as long as they were pure of heart. Then hermionie made glitter come out of her wand to make the poisters pretty and I drew pictures on them (I am a very good drawer) and thenwe hung them al up in the walls.

“you know what/ we need our own table in the dning room’ said Hermionie and I agreed with her. I took my lunch and sat down at an empty table in the dining room whenever I ate food but it was creaky and not a dufelgrist table at all. So since it wasn not a mealtime we wernt own to the dinng room because nobody would be there to make a nice dufflegrist table. We got to the dining room and the girl with the box of bees was there but she picked up her box of bees and left, and then hermionie and I started making a table!

She was good at table making so she enchanted one out of thin air and even though it was big it was missing that specil something. ‘ah ha!” I said and started to cast a spell: “pinku pinku ccinco chan Rabbu rabbu rabbo nan Table turn pink I know you can!”

And then the table tuerdn the most wonderful shade of Sakura pink that you ever saw and glittered a little bit but the glitter was the expensive kind that wouldn’t come off and get in your soup or anything.

‘it’s beautiful!’ said hermionie and then we left the dining room to hang up more dufflegrist posters around the school so that more students would join the duffelgrist house. “Oh no we forgot to get snack!” I cried, and the party was in five minutes! Now what were we to do???

#hogwarts #hermione #hermione granger #janis #dufflegrist

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ch 8 Pic SQUID TROUBBLES

#harry potter #professor snape #hogwarts #squid #car #hot rod #brodozer #juggalo #kawaii

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Chapter 8; Squid troubles!

So the the car was going really fast ad out of control! Snap was still on the windsleild with his tongue out and licking it and we were getting closer and closer to the lake! “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” Harry and I screamed while Snape just sucked on the glass some more, and then we drove into the lake!

Except actually, the car just started glowing and driving really fast on top of the lake and snape was starting to fell off because we were going so fast. “do you think that this car can really go fast enough to tsay on top of the water” asked harry worriedly? The sun was still shining thru the glas on his hair and glasses and my gosh he looked so sugoi then even though we were driving on top of a lake. “I don’t know’ I said and then Snape was falling off the car more.

Then the waves on the lake started going crazy! Arry and I were lurched back and forth and back and forth and I don’t know how the car stayed on top if the water but it did somehow. Suddenly a giant tentacle came out of the water and splashed water everywhere! We were almost to the toher side of the lake: were harry and I going to make it?

And we did! The tentacle just picked up snape and took him nunder the water, the waves in the lake died down and we drove to the other side of the lake an were a little wet 9the wondows were rolled down) but we were okay! The squid went under the water all the weay and the car stopped. Harry and I got out of the car, thanked it, and it drove back into the forbidden forest. It wsa in that moment that harry and I understoodeach other a little more.

“sorry about your parents Janis, it must have been awful.” Said harry with sad. “its okay, it wasn’t your fault” I said and we looked into each others eyes with understanding. ‘at least snape cant fail you in potions anymore” I said and we both laughed.

‘there you guys are!” said hermiomie who was running towards us from the herbolgy building. “I was so worried about you!” she took a cloer look at us and said “you guys are soaking wet what happened?”

“uh..we were swimming to get over the memories of our dead parents” I said, because we might have got in trouble if I told about the forbidden forest or the enchanted car. “god Janis your weird but it must be a Japan thing” said hermionie and she enchanted a bunch of towels for harry and I using her wand.

“hey hermoione, do you want to come over to m y dorm for a sleepover if you want. there’s some dead bees but I can clean them up easy” I said. “Okay sure but I have to study” she said. “what about eme?” said harry.

“well sorry harry, but sleepovers are usually for girls only” said hermionie and I nodded at him with a wink. Maybe we could have another kind fo sleepover in the future if you know what I mean I thought to myself.

We walked back to class where everyone was busy and done with their sakura blossoms (I miss my parents, I thought to myself) and then Sprout said “all right everyone class is up” and everyone left. Me and hermionie went up to the Dufflegrist common room to plan our party. Thonight was going to be great!

#harry potter #snape #professor snape #hogwarts #janis #hermione #lake #squid #tentacles #hentai #kawaii

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ch 7 DRIVING WITH SNAP

#harry potter #snape #professor snape #love #kawaii

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ch 7 WHEN I WORKE UP

Chapter 7: When I worke up The sun hurt my eyes when i woke up. I was lying inside of a car that was strange and at first i thought it was my car with Chinko-chan driving the car i came to Hogwarts in but it wasn’t, i realeased because he had gone back to Japan. I lifted my aching head and saw harry potter leaning in the backseat at me.

“hey Janis are you okay?” he said all worries.

i smiled and said “fine thanks, did you rescue me?”

he nodded. “yeah in this car.”

“Where is this car come from?”

“i don’t even know lol,” Harry smiled with sunlight glistening through the window of the car and his hair and his glasses as he smiled at me. “it just appeared out of nowhere when i went looking for you, lucky for us right??”

“Yeah” i giggled, twirling my hair. “Really lucky i guess”

I was having feelings for him in my kokoro. As if he was knowing my feelings, Harry leaned forward all the way into the backseat where i sat, his moist lips glistening with the sparks of light in the silence. I closed my eyes and thrust my face into his when suddenly

SHLURP SHLORRRRPPP

I opened my eyes and screamed!

PROFESOR SNAPE WAS ON THE WINDSHEILD AND HE WAS SUCKING ON THE GLASS!

“DRiVE, HARRY DRIVE” i screeched in his face as Harry hit the pedal really hard and the car ripped out of the forest screaming on all three of its wheels except the one that flew off in our escape

Snape went AAAAAAARGH as he slid off the windshield flailing his arms “I LOVE YOU JANISSSSSSS MY BEUTIFUL DUVE”

“EWWW GET AWAY FROM ME PERVERT” i screamed and threw my wand out the window at him.

The car was going so fast it was out of control! We swung and careemed throught the trees like a screaming tarantula that was on fire.

“HARRY DO YIU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?” i yelled at him.

“BOLLOCKS NO, IM ONLY ELEVEN!!’ he screamed.

WACH OUT FOR THE LAKE HARRY i squalled closing my eyes really tight

WOT BLOODY HELL IM TAKING THIS AROUND EH— HAAAAAANG ONTO SOMETHIIIIIING JANIS-SAMAAAAA!!!

END OF CHAPTER

#harry potter #professor snape #snarry #hogwarts

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ch 6 THR FLASCHBACK

#harry potter #hogworts #janice griffith #janis #fanfic #hogwrats #dont do drugs under sakura blossoms plz plz dont

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ch 6 PIC!

#ron and hermione #voldermort #voldemort #janis #hogwarts #fanfic #anime

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lOoKING FOR A CAT (ch 6)

Chapter 6: LOOKING FOR A CAT

So then we had to look really hard for a cat and then we finally saw one at the end of a hallway. Hermionie said ‘look!’ and pointed really fast and we could see a very fat cat waddle down the hallway. It looked back at us with really big eyes and then wentreally fast down the rest of the hallway. Hermionie took off after it and said “urry up Janis!!” and then i was running too after the really fat cat. It was a really slow runner and soon we had it cornered.

Soon we had the fat cat cornered and it was gray and white and really cute but also really flabby so then we had to decide if we wnted to cut off some of the gray fur or the white fur so then we decided to cut off both kinds of fur to put in our cauldron. The cat had some bald spots but was okay because we were real careful with him abnd then he ran off wth his flab waving back and forth (whos cat was that anyway??)

Finally we were going back to where the potion was brewing but then hermionie and i saw somewhitng that wa ssnocking! We saw a dark shadowy figure in the hallway but it was not wearing a hat so I had no idea who it coul be and (at first I though t that it was pedofile but it was just voldemort) and then hermionie and I screamed quierly so we wouldn’t wake anybody up and then went screaming down the hallway away from him buthe saw me through he invisibility cloak i’m sure of it!

Meanwhile voldermot was just stalking through the hallway looking for harry so he could kill him when he saw Janis and then he thought to himself ‘could it be?” nd then shook his head no and went on down the hallway.

Then herminone and i went back to the common room and then we were real scared! SO then she called professor mGonogal and told her that she had sen voldemort (I was hiding under the invisibility cloak in case I ot in trouble) and then Mgonigal and the other teachwers went off to look for him while I finished my antilove potion.

I went back to my potion and added the cat hair but then it turned a really nast color and then I knew that it was able to make people throw up instantly if they drank it which was exactly ehat I wanted. Exactly as planned! Then i decided to leave it in snapes office when he was busy looking for Voldemort and me at the same time nd then i oped that he wold get thirtsy and drink it when he was done.

The next morning the teeachers were in a tizzy because they hadn’t found voldemort yet and then they were upset because apparently Snape had thrown up on his office and hen filch had to clean it up when he throew up again while taching potions an it landed on that loswer redhead kid andthen filch had to clean it up again. I smiled because I was happy that snape was not in love with me anymore and then i could go back to potions class he next day. It was a good day.

first woke up and then i had a piece of toast and then i brushed my teeth and went to my herbology and sat next to my new best fried Hermione and haryy Potter the boy i really liked. The girl with the bees just sat in a corner away from everyone else, (because nobody liked her) listening to dubstep and petting her bees.

“okey class” said professor Sprite “today were going to be planting magical cherry blossoms.”

“um actually,” i interupeed “back in my home country of Nippon we call them sakura,” ‘that’s nice Janis now shut up,” said that bitch the professurre. “but therse are no ordinary sakura--- if you smell them too much they weill have the same affect on you like drugs and youwill really really high which is bad,”

“jinkies!’ Hermione said “we better be careful Janis-sama.”

“hai,” i said looking down on the floor sadly.”

“whats WRONG, Janis-chan”? harry asked me all worry.

“i don’t want to talk about it” it said, trying to hold back the teats in my eyes. ‘it’s… about my dead parents’

“oh” harry said and he left me alone in my feelings. I wanted to cry but i couldn’t because the girl with the bees was watching me and she was a creep. Hermione took the magical akura plant and was going to put it in pot but all of sudden i was so overcum with upset that i tore out of the room screaming and howling in pan.

I RAN AND IRAN AND IRAN TO THE FORBIGDEN FOREST where i could find speace and comfort with the woodland creates i thought. Back in my home land of Nippon i used to go into forest all the time because they were everywhere and sit with the kitsune demons and yokai and kappas and cry and they would sing me a song and make me feel better, and sometimes the birds would even try to roost in my shirt which was kind of weird but it felt deja vu sometimes so it was okay.

I splaid myself on a rock with my sapphire orbs burning with the pain of my tears unshed. I could scream but not cry and disrespect my ded parents… all i could see and hear was that fateful day… that day long ago… when my dead parents died.

I was so little i could barely remember, but everything was so clear. The garden was nice and the plants were singing and my meido and i were taking a walk when i heard laughing. It was! Okaa-san and papa-san!

They were running around in the garden and twirling and their hair was all messy and in their arms were these sakura flowers like unany i had ever seen before! They were like regular sakura blossoms but they were shooting out rainbows from their holes and something mysterious was happening!

LOOK AWAY JANICE yelled meido-san and i cried WHY

And she said “DO IT QUICKLY THEIR ON DRUGS”

And i shut my eyes so tight and i could here my porents.

“HITOSHI OHOHO HISTOSHI” my mother was laughing “LOOK AT THEM CRAWDADS”

“I SEE THEM KASUMI” my papa-san yelled back “Their beautiful aren’t they just like our… our… what was her name again?”

“I DON’T KNOW LOL” yelled mommy-san.

“ITS JANIS!” I SCREAMED. “MY NAME IS JANIS!!!”

but i new they couldnt here me and suddenly there was a loud flash of light and the noise of a thousand rainbows and when i opened my eyes….

my parents were dead.

#hogwarts #harry potter #hermione #hermione granger #janis #fanfic kawaii

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we Need tomake Snape fall out of love with janiss!!

#hermione #hermione granger #snack #harry potter #janis #kawaii #love #star #bee

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i need help (CHAPYER 5)

CHAPTER FIVE i need help

That night when i was feeling lonely in went to the gryffindoor room where the girls were sleeping. I whispred in her ear hermiiiiiiiiiiooooooneeeeeeeeee and she woke up and was afraid until she remembered it me because she couldn’t actually me in the darkness. She asked me W”HAT and i said i needed her help so she went to the dufflegrist commonroom with me.

I had taken one of the toilets from the abandoned bathroom (be/cause noone was using it anyway) and put it in the center of the commonroom for when i needed to brew potions. It was already on fire with a cauldron on top so she stood next to it and looked at me all confused. I said “herminioe I neeed your help; i accidentally a love potion and snap drank it and i need to make him throwq up by the end of the week”

“jeepers!” Heroine said “or else hell be in love with you forever wont he” she knew because she had red the book already.

“yes!” I said loudly, but then softly because i remembered people were sleeping and we didn’t want to be discovered.

“do yyou need my help making potion then?” asked Hermione.

“No” i said “Actually i just need to make him throw up. You don’t need a potion to do that.” I said and pointed to the cauldron. “but the problem is my cooking in good and i cant make anything that makes him throw up as hard as i try!” i said, and pointed then to a table where all the good food i had cooked was standing (like homemade cookies and chocolate frogs). “I need you to cook because you can cook badly.”

“okay” Herione said and helped me. She put thing into the cauldrom. She put orange juice and toothpaste and spinach and brussall sprouts (yuck) and a salamander (well she didn’t actually put that in, he just fell in there but that was okay.).

“Theirs only one more ingriendent we need.” Said Hermione

“What?”

“Cat hair.”

“EW” i said.I

“Yeah i know.” She said. “Do you have any cats in your common room eh?”

“No, I said. Sadly. “ I live here alone. I’m the first dufflegrist to walk through these halls in a hundred years!!! The hat told me the night i was sorted. And i’m so lonely.” A single tear tuggled on my jade orbs. “And there’s nothing in this common room except for some stupid dead bees!”

“Their they’re, Janis” she said comfortingly me. She hugged me. “You and I will be best friends and i wont let you be alone anymore. Kay?”

“Kay” i smiled, but i was ashamed of my tears for bringing dishonor onto my dead parents.

I got my invisibbailty cloak (also from my dead parents) from my trunk and we went under it and out of the common room quietly, silently, to look for a cat.

#hogwrats #hogwarts #hermione granger #hermione #harry potter #cat #kitty #kawaii #neko #janis

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chapter 4 SNAPE drinkingn love potion!!!!

#snape #harry potter #janis hogwrats #hogwarts #harry #bee

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chApter 4: Love potion tRoubles

So then I put the love potion in a trcup filled with tea and some love potion and left in in the ryffindor common room for hm to see it and drink it. 9I foud a secret passage form the dufelgrist common room and could go between the common rooms any tie mi wanted so hermionie could help me with my homework and we could all have sleepovers in the future if we wanted to in the future.) I waited and hid behind a chair so that i could see when harry drank it 9He is so sugio!!!) and then i waited. Hours passed and i was still waiting but I did not mind because i was in love with him.

SO then suddenly a bunch of people came into the common toom and then I got real worried because i was worried that the tea might get spilled or somehtilike that but no worries, hary came up and took the cup of tea and ewas about to drink it. But then something else bad happened! Harry had the tea cup in his hand and was about to drink it but them Snape came into the common room and said “ha ha ha,m drinking tea when you should be doin your homework e Potter?” and drank the tea with the love potion tht had been meant for Harry! Oh no!!!

Tehen Snape started to look sick and harry asked “dude whats wrong with you” and Snape said ‘I need to see Janis” and then he left the Gryffindor commie room looking for me but I was hiding behind a chair and he didn’t see me thank god. Then harry said “oh no my tea” and went to get a soda instead. So much for the love potion but now how was a going to make Snape fal out of love with me?

So then i went to the library and asked ot go into the restricted section. The librsrian said no at first but i said ‘please, its important!!” and then she said “ok fine but make it quick girl” so then i went into the restricted section. I found a book called “how to reverse a love potions” and then I started read it. It said that up to a week aftr someone tkes a love potion, you can make them throw up and then the love potion would be reversed! BUT IF YOU WAIT longer than a weeks then it will they fall in love with you forE VER. S then i put the book back, said “thinka ou” to the librarian, and went off to fondl a recipe for a throw up potion. Maybe I should ask hermionie, I thught to myself. I also made plans to skp potins until I madeSnape throw up or else that would be weird.

#hogwarts #snape #harry potter #love #love potion #fanfic #janis #hogwrarts

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makign love potion w Harry <3 and Hermionie!

#harry potter #hermione #hermione grander #janis #kawaii #sparkle #cute

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cHapter 3

CHAPTER THREE

The next day my eyes were all poofy but nobody noticed because nobody cared about Janis. My first class was double potions with professor snap in the dungeous where he worked. I sat next to the weird boy with the scar on his head. He was cool. So was his friend with the kawaii hair. But not the other guy:, i think he should have sorted into that house that no one remembers. I tryed not too look to ronery because that would be dishonorable to my ded parents who died when i was baby.

Professor snape said ‘today class we’re oin to be makin love

potions. Don’t get any ideas now students” professor snape said all mean to the class. ‘especially you Potter you buybody” he sneered an potter looked embarrassed. Ah, so the kid with the s=weird scar and the girl friend (not girlfriend I don’t think) and the loser friend was named Potter. OMG he must be Harry Potter for real! I thought to myself. Then we got to brewing potions.

So I took my cauldron (I bought in in diagon alley with my money that i inherited from my dead parents before this story beagn) and started making my potion. It was apink potion and it was starting to smell like roses and then it was releasing these cool sparkle and thn it startd to sing liittl bit with the sounds of anfels and It then knew that it was a good love potion because i could hear the angels singing and then Smape said “oll aright class times up you scumbags” rewing our potions. Harry’s was okay. It was kind of pinand we all stopped b pink and it only sparkled a little abd the singing sounded more like bagipes but it was okay for a love potion. Hermiones was great but it didn’t sparkle or sing nearly as much as mine. The red haired kids potion sucked.

“WOW your potion looks really good” sair hermoinone with jealousy. The red heiared kid just left out of disappointt and becaue his potion splashed on him and made him sick so i went to sit with harry and Hermionie. Then when Snape was going aoud mamign fun of everyones potions I sat with harry and hermioneie and made friends with them. It turns out tht Harry had dead parents like mine and I promised to share my conditioner with hermionie if she promised to not be a btch to me like some girls are but I think she’ll bean okay friend. Then snape got to our potions.

‘well okay i think that the red haired kid just failed so harry you get a b minus, an harmionie you get a b plus and Janis…” he trailed off with shock. “this is the best love potion I have ever seen A PLUS FOR YOU JANIS!!!” he was so prousd of my potion bu then something bad happened there! ‘okay class l e takin your potions so that you will not be able to use them on other sutdents to make them fall in love with you” said snape and we all groined because this sucked a lot. I wanted to use my love potion on a special somebody (lol I’ll tell later) and this was really disappointn. It ewas then that I decided to brew a nw love potion in that abandoned girls bathroom that I saw earlier that day. \

so i went.

The girls bathroom was totally abandoned just like the dufflegrist commonroom so i wondered if maybe it was a dufflegrist bathroom for dufflegrist girls. I had all the ingredients i needed; roses, a flute, the crystilzed eyes of a love salamander, a buttle of unicorn tears phoenix feather dragon claws, daisies and apple juice. I put them all in the cauldron and then i remembered the flute and i took it out of the caulduon because i needed to play it. So i played.

And i sang a a song of purious love from japan but in English instead.

And my voice was like angles but i was modest so i sang softly.

The poashun started to pink and steamy. It smelled like the sweet smell of love. I took the hair i had plucked from the ear of my beloved (its still a secret be patient) and put it into the potiob. I herd the sound of angles and harpes. I was in my cauldron making love. I stirred it clock-wise and then the other way and said the magic words

Rabu rabbu labbu pon Way way rabbu rabu tay Labbu labbu pure and bright Full of love and lovely light Rabbu rabbu its so pure And then give the cauldron another stir Rabbu rabbu avabracadabra Rabbu rabbu rabbu labbu way

(Then i pored in a box of love glitter tht I took from th potions room.) i culd only use little because i t had to be scraped off a rare kashabeast.

I needed now to heat the potion to make it hot like love. So i went into one of the toilets but LO! There was a box of bees sitting on the toilet! The girl with the bees had been drawing all over the bathroom stalls and when she saw me she picked up the box of bees and ran. And the bees followed her.

She was so werd but i lit a fire in the toilet anyway with my wans. It was a beautiful wand. Long and hard and made of the finest sakura wood chopped in the early spring under a full moon. I stirred the toilet fire with my wand making sure to disendfect it later because after all it was a toilet. >.>

And then the potion was done after it boiled on the toilet a little.

I took some and put it in a little bottle BUT HOW would i get harry to drink it!? Maybe i thought it could put it in some butterbeer but he’s too young to drink alcohol so maybe his tea. Because british people like Japanese people drink tea so i knew he would rink it especially if fi offered him some nice.ly

#hogwarts #harry potter #snape #hogwrats #janis #fanfic

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