dsmpaftermath
Aftermath– a DSMP Kids Ask/Comic
A terrible accident has left the server little more than a ghost town. Michael Underscore-Beloved has been surviving alone for twelve years. This is his story.
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I feel like people don't talk enough about how insane the ending of Kung Fu Panda is.
There's an almost-universal truism in kids' movies that the hero can't kill anyone. Not even the Big Bad, no matter how warranted it is in the moment or how much the audience wants it. You simply can't do that. Heroes don't kill.
There are exceptions, but this truism is especially universal in the studio that's practically synonymous with kids' films: Disney.
That's why so many Disney villains end up accidentally killing themselves. Usually by falling off of something:
I can only think of four heroes in the entire Disney catalog that deliberately, intentionally choose to kill a sapient, intelligent villain, and all of them were self-defensive and in the heat of the moment, where sparing the villain wasn't an option:
(Note: I have seen most Disney movies, but not all of them)
....and then Dreamworks came along, said "fuck that," and had their goofy, lovable Jack Black character ice a motherfucker just 'cause.
Po has already completely won the fight. The day has been saved. He has Tai Lung at his mercy. Tai Lung is terrified:
And Po's not even reluctant about it. There's no burden of responsibility. He doesn't even give his thoroughly beaten opponent a chance to surrender or be banished or something. They didn't just have Po kill, they had him enjoy it because his method of murder is so wicked cool.
Po is a hero in a kids' movie who not only kills his villain, but fucking executes him. All with that signature Dreamworks smirk on his face:
I have gazed into the abyss, and the abyss said "skadoosh."
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had a genuine revelation in therapy that made me burst out laughing, been a while since I had one of those
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I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry
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Rewatched Goncharov (1973) and did a few studies of my favourite scenes
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#dsmp#dream smp#michael dsmp#dsmp kids#dsmp au#dsmp michael#michael beloved#I am getting this back!!! I will continue!!!
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Was I right? Is this 2-follower comic correct? I gotta keep going with it. Oh my god did they nuke the server
#dsmp#c!tubbo#c!dream#c!tommy#dsmp finale#CHRIST at least it's an accident in this blog!!! Oh my god!!!!#I'm not even keeping up properly anymore!!! And I am seeing the fallout!!!
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Gonna revive this comic!
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