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DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT
This is the fucking reason for my disorder
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I know right!!???
Hey Ben I just finished a really difficult piece of work I’ve been working on for a month, can I have a thumbs up?
U can hav 5!
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HI Ben!! Also human!! I don’t know whats going on but Ben you miscounted!! YOU’RE HOLDING UP 17 HANDS!!!
Hey Ben I just finished a really difficult piece of work I’ve been working on for a month, can I have a thumbs up?
U can hav 5!
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scroll down for a pupper
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APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!
Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^
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hey you look really cute today
april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 
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include straight trans people in your activism and representation or i’ll take out your fucking knees with a crowbar this has been a warning
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ay yo followers i hate y’all
aPRIL FOOLS
I love y’all go drink some water and eat somethin if you need to!
take your meds!
try to smile! because smiling actually makes you happy! and you should be happy!
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stay home. stay safe.
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me: BOOO LOVE ISN’T REAL
also me, reading fanfic: oh god this is true love, they are soulmates, they are a match made in heaven, & this will never fail
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Iroh: People work their entire lives to find spirits and access the spirit world. It has taken years of dedication and study for me to reach the small part of it that I'm able to find.
Sokka, who accidentally steered a canoe to where the Avatar had been frozen for a century and then fell in love with the moon and also spent 24 hours in the spirit world that one time and was the only one who the hallucinations flat-out spoke to in the magical swamp: what, like it's hard?
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SAY IT WITH ME, HUMANS AND NOT-HUMANS
WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY?
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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
My blog won’t have any “pranks” either.
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Noodles and porridge would be a terrible combination and I want to try it
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Lmao what if i had a super dark past that I’ve told no one about?
Not that I do or anything!
But if I DID-
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Hi!!! I’ve been!! off!! but!! i’m back!! hello!!!!!!
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I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus
kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing
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we gonna unionize freddy’s
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