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Kouyou: you’re drunk
Chuuya: no I’m not
Kouyou: Can you tell the time?
Chuuya, addressing the clock: I’m not drunk
#this is why you shouldnt take shit literally#stick to drinking milk shortie#chuuya#chuuya nakahara#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#anime#kouyou#bsd memes#bsd headcannon#bsd headcanons
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MY SHIT POST INSPIRED A FANFIC OMFG
Mori, ten minutes after Chuuya leaves: *looking closely at the bottle* Elise…. this is superglue. Not glue.
Elise: I know
Mori:
Elise:
*cut to Chuuya doing this-*
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JUDGING YOU BASED ON YOUR BSD SHIPS!
Soukoku: you are SO basic bitch- but you have taste.
Fyolai: You’re basically shipping Nikolai with a disembodied hand.
Fyozai: Can I have your number? I want to block you.
Shin Soukoku: Let me guess…. You ALSO ship soukoku.
Boomer Soukoku: Let me guess… you ALSO ship soukoku and shin soukoku.
Odazai: Would you like some tissues? And therapy?
DazAtsushi: Atsushi deserves better than that slap-
KyokAtsushi: I know what you’re gonna say. Let’s wait till Kyoka is eighteen OK WE GET IT
AtsuLucy: This would’ve worked if Akutagawa and Kyoka didn’t exist.
KunikiDazai: Probably still Season 1. Wait for the redheads bitch
ChuuAku: You hate Dazai. I don’t blame you but I’m still judging you.
ChuuHara: Tachihara is literally Chuuya’s younger brother but you probably hate Dazai so
ChuuYuan: I don’t know anyone who ships them but DIE BITCH DIE
SigLai: Do you have a personal vendetta against Sigma or-
FukuFuku: You like pain and you have no taste.
HiguGin: As long as Gin’s last name is Akutagawa this ship has hope.
GinHara: They’re the “A knife? Are you flirting with me?” couple and I’m here for it.
SigZai: They danced ONCE to make Chuuya jealous get over it. Sigma is underaged.
OdAngo: I could write a paragraph on how wrong this is.
RanYosano: PLATONIC PEOPLE PLATONIC
KouYosano: In another life maybe, you delusional bitch. (I’m with you.)
HiguTagawa: Not even in another life.
JouTecchou: I like you.
RanPoe: Marry me
#what did i miss#im sure theres more ships to trash#bungo stray dogs#anime#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#dazai osamu#dazai#soukoku#chuuya nakahara#chuuya#fyodor#fyolai#sigma#bsd sigma#mori#oda#oda sakunosuke#kunikidazai#bsd kunikida#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd akutagawa#gin akutagawa#sskk#ssk#nikolai#bsd nikolai#shin soukoku#added another thanks
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for everyone who thinks Dazai is a top and Chuuya is a bottom:
#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#anime#bsd#soukoku#chuuya nakahara#chuuya#dazai#bungo stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#skk#soukoku headcanons#skk hc
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Fyodor: I’m writing an autobiography. Any tips?
Dazai: Kill off the main character.
#dazai#nvm ill do it myself#fyodor#dead or not#anime#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#fyodor dostoevsky#dostoevksy#dazai osamu
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#happy halloween bsd fandom#halloween#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#dazai osamu#soukoku#bungo stray dogs#dazai#chuuya nakahara#fyodor#bsd fyodor#fyodor dostoevsky#anime halloween#fyozai#chuuya#skk#bsd poll#anime#halloween outfit#halloween costumes
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How Soukoku pose for official art
#they forgot to crop out the bottom#chuuya#short chuuya#bsd#soukoku#dazai osamu#bungou gay dogs#bungou stray dogs#port mafia#dazai#anime#bungo stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#bsd meme#bsd art#bsd official art#bsd memes#skk#bsd dazai#bsd fanart
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IF BSD WERE GIRLS
Chuuya: Gives high heels a new definition of high. Dazai’s favorite joke is that half of Chuuya’s height are his shoes. Chuuya fights in his heels, sleeps in his heels and will probably die in his heels. Probably becomes a Mafia executive anyway. “What do you mean girls can’t fight you fucking bastard?”
Dazai: Flirts with all the guys. And girls. Basically acts like his normal self. Enjoys using pickup lines that he couldn’t use as a guy. (I’m a washing machine and I want your dirty load in me) But then he discovers he’s the one supposed to cook in a relationship and sets his boyfriend’s house on fire. “I think I forgot to turn off the oven. Damnit.”
#basically fem soukoku if you look at it#if theres a gender reverse ability post#soukoku#fem soukoku#fem skk#dazai#chuuya nakahara#bungo stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bsd#anime#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#bsd hcs#bsd dazai osamu#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#chuuya#skk#fem dazai#fem chuuya
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These spot the difference games are getting harder
#what a violent way to wake up snow white#dazai#dead apple#soukoku#bungou gay dogs#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#skk#anime#bsd#osamu#bsd meme#bsd official art
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No memes today. I just want Soukoku fans to read this fic if they haven’t because it’s fcking beautiful.
#I was screaming your name through the radio#ao3#soukoku fanfiction#soukoku fanfic#skk au#skk fanfic#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#soukoku#dazai osamu#bungo stray dogs#dazai#chuuya nakahara#anime
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HC SKK #6
Kidnapper: Hello… we have your boyfriend…
Chuuya: You have Dazai??!!
Chuuya: Thank god. You can keep him.
Kidnapper: *sobbing* no, please take him back
#he probably enjoyed it#chuuya has to go save snow white again#soukoku headcanons#skk hc#soukoku#bungou gay dogs#dazai osamu#bungo stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#dazai#bsd#bungou stray dogs#anime#gay anime boys
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bro really woke up and said ‘let’s cosplay osamu dazai’
#matching outfits now#notice me senpai#doublesuicide19#akutagawa#dazai#dazai osamu#ryunosuke#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bsd#anime#anime facts#bungo stray dogs#port mafia#skk#sskk#bsd season 5#bsd s5#bsd s5 ep11#bsd spoilers#bungou stray dogs season 5
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I really wanna fic this. I can hear Chuuya screaming “You bastard! You fucking bastard!” inside my head and think of all the potential angst I’m dying
SKK au where they still have their abilities but Dazai accidentally kissed Chuuya when they first met, knocking Chuuya out of gravity manipulation...
Since then Dazai has lied that his ability is activated by kissing and not by touching and Chuuya has never doubted cause Dazai always go in for the kiss as soon as he grabs Chuuya to nullify his ability.
And Dazai threatened the rest of the PM to not to expose him and they had to suffer skk making out during battle in their mafia era.
Then Dazai left PM and they met again as ADA member and PM executive on battle field and Dazai on instinct grabbed Chuuya for a kiss to nullify corruption.
The rest of the ADA be like: why is Dazai kissing the enemy executive?
PM members: Not this shit again!
And Atsushi would later ask Chuuya shyly why does Dazai kiss him to pull him out of his ability and Chuuya in ultra confusion be like 'Cause that's how his ability works?'
Only to find out that Dazai has been lying to his face the whole damn time...
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Chuuya: I hate Dazai I wish he was dead
Also Chuuya: *saves his skinny ass every single season*
Dazai:
#the true plot holes of bungo stray dogs#soukoku#bungou gay dogs#chuuya nakahara#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#bsd#anime#bungo stray dogs#dazai#bsd meme#bsd chuuya#bsd season 5#chuuya#skk#skk headcanons#skk hc
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HC SKK #5
Chuuya: SIX MONTHS
Dazai: In my defense, it was funny-
Chuuya: SIX MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
#ngl this is almost cannon#dazai already did this to aku in wan#bungou stray dogs#dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#chuuya#bungo stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bsd#bsd meme#bsd memes#memes#anime#soukoku#bsd akutagawa
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HC SKK #4
Chuuya: *goes down on one knee to propose*
Dazai: You don’t need to make yourself shorter than you already are you know
#what happens next tho#soukoku#headcannons#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#dazai#chuuya nakahara#chuuya#dazai osamu#bsd#anime#bungo stray dogs#soukoku headcanons#soukoku fanfiction#skk
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HC SKK #3
Dazai: Breathe if you like me.
Chuuya:
Dazai:
Chuuya:
Dazai: You’re turning blue
#chuuya#dazai#soukoku#skk#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#dazai osamu#bungo stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#anime#port mafia#bsd skk#skk headcanons#bsd meme#bsd memes
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