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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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Slimecicle stream!!
He is currently talking about his “beautiful baby nephew” from Ranboo’s stream. Uhhh
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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I see a lot of people clowning on the people of Pelican Town for not repairing the community center themselves or clowning on Lewis for embezzling and. like. Those criticisms aren't entirely unfair. But I think instead of coming at it from a perspective of "why can't the townspeople do this" we should be asking "why and how can the farmer do this?"
Like. Think about it. The farmer arrives in Stardew Valley on the first day of spring. By the first day they're obviously different. By day five the spirits of the forest who haven't been seen by the townsfolk in years or generations are speaking to them. By the second week they've developed a rapport with the wizard that lives outside town.
In the spring they go foraging and find more than even Linus, who's spent so many years learning the ways of the valley. Maybe he knows, when he sees them walking back home. Maybe he looks at them and understands that they're different, chosen somehow.
In the summer they fish in the lakes and the ocean for hours on end, catching fish that even Willy's only ever heard of, fish that he thought were the stuff of legend. They pull up giants from the deep and mutated monstrosities from the sewers.
In the fall, their crops grow incredibly immense; pumpkins twice as tall as a person, big enough that someone could live inside. The farmer cuts it down with an axe without even batting an eye. Does Lewis wonder, when he checks the collection bin that night and finds it full to the brim with pumpkin flesh? What does he think? Does he even leave the money? Does he have the funds to pay the farmer millions of dollars for the massive amounts of wine they sell? Or is it someone--something--else entirely?
In the winter, the farmer delves into the mines. No one in Pelican Town has been down there in decades. No one in living memory has been to the bottom. The farmer gets there within the season. They return to the surface with stories of dwarven ruins and shadow people, stories they only tell to Vincent and Jas, whose retellings will be dismissed by the adults as flights of fancy. People walking by the entrance to the mines sometimes hear the farmer in there, speaking in a language no one can understand. Something speaks back.
The farmer speaks to the the wizard. They speak to the spirit of a bear inside a centuries-old stone. They speak to the shadow people and the dwarves, ancient enemies, and they try to mend the rift. They speak to the Junimos, ancient spirits of the forest and the river and the mountain. They taste the nectar of the stardrops and speak to the valley itself. They change Pelican Town, and they change the valley. Things are waking up.
And what does Evelyn think? She's the oldest person in the valley; she was here when the farmer's grandfather was young. (How old *is* she, anyway? She never seems to age. She doesn't remember the year she was born.) Does she see the farmer and think of their grandfather? Does she try to remember if he was like this too, strange and wild and given the gifts of the forest?
And does their grandfather haunt the valley? He haunts the farm, still there even after his death; his body died somewhere else, but his spirit could never stay away for long. Does Abigail, using her ouija board on a stormy night, almost drop the planchette when she realizes it's moving on its own? Does Shane, walking to work long before anyone else leaves their house, catch glimpses of a wispy figure floating through the town? Does the farmer know their grandfather came back to the place they both love so much?
Mr. Qi takes interest in the farmer. He's different, too; in a different way, maybe, but the principles are the same. They're both exceptional, and no matter what Qi says about it being hard work and dedication, they both know the truth: the world bends around the both of them, changing to fit their needs. Most people aren't visited by fairies or witches. Most people don't have meteorites crash in their yard. Most people couldn't chop down trees all day without a break or speak to bears and mice and frogs.
The farmer is different. The rules of the world don't work for them the way they work for everyone else. The farmer goes fishing and finds the stuff of fairy tales. The farmer goes mining and fights shadow beasts and flying snakes. The farmer looks at paths the townspeople walk every day and finds buried in the dirt relics of lost civilizations.
The farmer is a violent, irrepressible miracle, chosen by the valley and destined to return to it someday. Even if they'd never received the letter, they would've come home.
They always come home eventually.
#stardew valley#stardew valley farmer#sdv#bro i woould looveee to see you talk more about the freaky farmer how do they do 85% of what they do. sure others fish#sure others can grow plants or forage for things or kill a few bugs#but farmer farmer can grow fruit long since dead and make excuisite wine from it farmer can find farm grown quality wild grapes randomly#farmer can fish mythical and rare fish the man who spent his entire life fishing for hasnt yet#farmer can kill and kill and mine and mine until there is nothing left fown there to explore and then they do it over again#farmer can clear forests#farmer can see and speak with creatures only the magically intune can#and farmer can help#its the most important thing about them#how they can help anyone and everyone asking nothing in return they help and help and help they give give give#penny wants a parsnip in winter she gets one from the farmer george wants a leek in fall he gets a leek in fall#willy needs a few catfish on the last rainy day of the season he gets catfish#how????? does the farmed do anything and everything?
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The brainworms are eating me aliiiiiveee
#a date with death#adwd#its a 24/7 job ill tell you what thankless work too baby girl never thanks me for my hard work
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he’s literally so gorgeous also the mumbling is so real
#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#charlie’s story 4-19-24!!#what#bro looks better than i ever could#chulk goes chwunk mode#trying to combine charlier plus twink dont just add the ink it looked weird
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Reblog if you like the Kane Chronicles and think that they’re underrated
#riordanverse#kane chronicles#sadie kane#carter kane#i used to listen to the stories in these tiny portable audio book playing devices#which considering how its written was really nice vaguely i think there were 2 voice actors#always a special place in my heart for kane chronicals#made me wanted to be named sadie after her before i realized my transness XD#did name a dog sadie though and only now realizing its a name normally for dogs love you sadie kane
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i've fallen
#a date with death#adwd fanart#not mine#just realized what adwd stood for please ignore me#FUCK THIS IS SO CUTE
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I need him biblically. i need him in a way thats concerning to feminism
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normal about him completely.
#a date with death#ending 3#holy shit holy shit holy hell fire shit fuck#gods getting this ending i was so shocked i had to fucking mute myself in discord so i could be sure no one could hear me giggle at him#casper baby babygirl sweet and cute thing please come here I HAVE A WINDOW AND I WILL BREAK IT OPEN FOR YOU
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Last night I finally played this masterpiece 👌👌
#a date with death#visual novel#a date with death meme#not mine#it aint going to be me#i am so glad fans want to see him whimper and beg for us#gods im in live with the man wtf
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You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,
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why do all dicks look the same
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Ya know what's funny about Stardew Valley? NPCs that are based on real people. Like Shane is based on a real person.
Can you imagine if that guy ever Google himself & found all the fanart/fics dedicated to him???
#stardew valley#sdv shane#stardew shane#yeah having that knowledge previously at that being part or the reason he was non romanceble at first#before fans were like please creator sir let us marry and romance him please#i hope the reference for shane is doing well and isnt too weirded out about shane content online
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⚗️Potions from Skyrim
#fanart#the elder scrolls#skyrim#human made art#not mine#holy fuck i love these#the highlighted parts and the shading are wonderful and the colors aaaa#god the beauty of simple overlooked items mmm#also being able to recognize all of these makes me feel insane ive played too much of this me thinks
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