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Someone: Are you a practising homosexual?
Damian: I don’t need to practice, I’m very good at it.
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Natsuki: I could not possibly be any gayer than I am right now
Yuri: hello, Natsuki!
Natsuki: I stand corrected
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Sayuri
Sayori: *fails test* I wanna fucking die
Yuri: same
Sayori: lmao you big dummy
Yuri: no I’m serious *pulls out a knife*
Sayori: ...
Yuri: so how are we doing it? Suicide pact or...
Sayori: ... eh fuck it
Yuri: One two
Monika: (/delete knife.chr) goddamit I cant leave you two depressed children for a second can I
Yuri:... my knife *tears up*
Sayori: I’ll buy us a new one
(TL:DR: momnika Monika is in charge of protecting the two depressed lovers... she’s very tired)
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Natsuri
Yuri: *cutting apples* hey Natsuki dear would you like some apples?
Natsuki: fine bu- *sees knife* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yuri: what is it!
Natsuki:
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What is a quality or feature you have that you /always/ end up projecting onto your OCs?
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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
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What if they knew they were gay during DDLC
A summary
Natsuki: Yuri... I-I love you you big dumb idiot!
Yuri: mmm... i love you t-too
N: uh so... do we tell the rest of them?
Y: But w-what if they tease us for being gay?
N: oh shit u right...
Y: what if we both pretend to like MC! Then nobody will think we’re gay!
N: t-that’s... so stupid you idiot Baka!.. but it might work, so we’re doing it
Y: u-um thanks? Uh...
Mc: *appears*
N: hey look it’s me a not cute and certainly not gay fa-male
Y: Natsuki don’t lie we all know you’re cute... *sees MC* cutely obsessed with manga, and me...
Mc: *stares blankly*
Y: ...and By me I mean mew as in cats because mew is the sound of a cat! Also I too am a woman of the girl species who is not identified as gay and I too want to procreate with you MC!
Monika: *in the back of the class* fucking morons...
Sayori: did you just say you’re fucking morons cause guess who has two thumbs and is a moron
Monika: *facepalm*
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Pick your battles
Yuri: pick your battles
Natsuki: *grabs them all*
Yuri: no no that’s too many! Stop! Put them back!
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Fite me
Monika: I will fite anyone who insults my lil cinnamon bun
Sayori: I’m a horrible person... I hate myself
Monika: *balls fists* ok square up love we’re going right now.
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Disease
Church: Being gay is a disease!
Yuri: ...
Yuri: *picks up phone* hey Monika! So me and Natsuki won’t be coming to the club! Why? Oh cause we’re sick! Um yeah for about forever.
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Stories!
Monika: Yuri you’re looking a lil down
Yuri: mmm, Monika could you tell me a story?
Monika: ok! Once upon a time there was a girl, so madly in love with her friend, but the idiot was so dense she wouldn’t notice her feelings which were blatantly obvious
Yuri: Ooh sounds interesting, what’s it called?
Monika: it’s called you and Natsuki in a nutshell
Yuri: ...
Yuri: well that’s and odd Title I would’ve picked “the biggest idiot”
Monika: *facepalms*
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Popcorn
Natsuki: *making popcorn* Yuri, you probably won’t like this
Yuri: Why?
Natsuki: Cause It’s probably too salty for you *pours in too much salt*
Yuri: Well I like you, so how bad could it be?
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Natsuki: I wish I could block people in real life...
Yuri: Restraining order
Monika: DELETE THEM
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Natsuki: That’s ridiculous Yuri does not have a crush on me!
Monika: Yes, she does.
Sayori: Yes, she does.
Dan Salvato: Yes, she does.
The fandom: Yes, she does.
Everyone: Yes, she does.
Yuri: Y-yes, I do...
Natsuki: Wait, what?
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DDLC Ships! Pt 2
Sayonika
Dynamics: After the events of DDLC Monika apologised to all of them however she felt the most indebted to Sayori especially now with the lack of MC. Sayori was very forgiving and understood Monika’s reasoning but didn’t think Monika owed her anything however she soon got used to having Monika hanging round her with Monika being really nice (she was super anxious that sayori wouldn’t forgive her) and sayori really appreciated that and they became best friends. It was kinda awkward at first but soon they got closer, Monika helped sayori cope with depression and sayori helped Monika deal with her slight anxiety. They became codependent (as best friends do) and romance sparked from there.
Sayori- Pan (she’s just a cinnamon bun who loves love)
Kinda attached to Monika at all times
Always asking Monika for help
Lil touchy Bun tries to grab Monika
Sweet Bun is still very sweet especially towards her girlfriend
They help each other cope with anything that they face/go through
Codependent, But especially sayori
Cannot stand to be without Monika, otherwise we get a panicky lil cinnamon bun (Monika: *goes to toilet* Sayori: AH! Where’d Monika go! Did she get kidnapped, did she get murdered by the yakuza or did someon... Yuri: calm down she probably just went to the bathroom Sayori: WAHHHH! What if she dies there! I’m gonna find her! *runs out of club* *bumps into monika* oof, eh? AHHH MONIKA! Where have you been I was so worried *hugs monika*)
They normally have dinner or lunch dates as Sayori insists but Monika likes to surprise her by cooking for her!
Consistently flusters Monika by kissing her on the cheek (Monika isn’t so used to affection)
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Monika- Demipansexual (cause she loves whoever as long as she values them)
Not used to affection and while she’s verbally outgoing the same doesn’t apply physically as she’s kinda reserved
She was the one who asked sayori out first (cause face it that lil dummy wasn’t going to if I left her to it -Monika) (oh god Monika stop interrupting) (fineeeeeeeee :”(((((-Monika )
Physical advances fluster her... So Sayori tries her best! (sayori tried to lift her and kiss her, those idiots ended up crashing on the floor on top of each other)
Very careful with Sayori after the whole “incident” and is very scared of hurting her
Cause of this she instinctively grabs for sayori’s hand even if it isn’t there as she’s very scared of losing her or getting her deleted. (She accidentally grabbed Yuri’s Book once that led to a lot of confusion and light chaos)
She apologises a lot for random things (as if she killed the item eg: Monika: *drops Book* oh gods Sayori im so sorry it was all my fault are you ok? I-I it was all in the spur of the moment! Oh god what have I done? *kneels* I understand if you hate me now *sob* Sayori: ??? Monika are you ok? *picks up Book* here you go! You’re so silly Monika! *picks her up and hugs her* I guess that’s why I love you) (THAT WAS ONE TIME-M) (lies)
Sayori and her engage in pretty deep conversation and it involves a lot of existentialism, it gets pretty romantic and heated (but are there aliens??-M)
Monika gets her cinnamon bun anything she might want (cause y’know cheats)
God help anyone who tries to hurt sayori cause Monika will raise hell (or just delete you... d:)
They’ve been on double dates with Natsuki and Yuri which went pretty well and was just a mess of truth or dare and how can we stop yuri from drinking wine (but had a bunch of cute moments like the group of them star gazing while cuddling)
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Overall: the whole relationship is cute and they have some minor road bumps in the physical touch department but one thing is certain: They’re never going to leave each other that’s for sure. (And that’s a fact -Monika)
If any artists would like their art removed feel free to contact me
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DDLC ships
Natsuri- Natsuki x Yuri aka: Just Literature
Monyori- Monika x Sayori aka: Canadians (Sorry!)
Natsayori- Natsuki x Sayori aka: short squad
Sayuri- Sayori x yuri aka: depression squad
Monyuri- Monika x Yuri aka: tall squad
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The first photo is by: XiguRoaz
This was a post I made on my other account... well I was a bit lazy
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