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Pov: it's movie night and the bros are getting popcorn
Raph: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
Leo: wait, what was mission number one?
A very tired Donnie: Fucking getting here, Leo.
#submission#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rise!donatello#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leonardo#rise leo#rise donatello#rise donnie#incorrect quotes#rise!leonardo#rise!donnie
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I also forgot to mention that this blog is safe from April Fools stuff! No jokes, goofs, or anything else will be posted at all
No jokes will be had today, as both OPs absolutely hate April Fools Day. Thank you 馃挋馃挏
#our mom was fucking cruel on this day growing up#juno had to intentionally try to poison themseleves to get her to stop#ooc
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Leo: When was the last time someone said you were funny?
Donnie: Yesterday with ya mama
Leo: Take the hint
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rise!donatello#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leo#rise donnie#rise donatello#rise leonardo#rise!leonardo#rise!donnie#incorrect quotes
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April: Donnie, your shirt is inside out
Donnie: Oh shoot, I didn't notice
April: How could you let him go out like that?!?
Leo: I was going to tell him....but then I remembered that I pray for his downfall every day
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rise!donatello#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt leonardo#rise leonardo#rise donatello#rise leo#rise donnie#rise!april#rise april#april o'neil#rise!donnie#rise!leonardo#incorrect quotes
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it鈥檚 fic anon again, i have the literal perfect chapter for that quote (however it will be in the second chapter not the first, the first is a birthday thing)
Oh yea that's perfectly fine lol! I'm glad you could work it in :)
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working on a disaster twins turtle tots fic rn. whatever incorrect quote you post as a reply to this will make it into the fic鈥檚 first or second chapter
Aw hella, I got a perfect one for you that I had bubbling in my drafts. Also, you totally gotta send me this fic :D
Donnie: I had a really bad day, and I just want to collapse in a puddle and cry
Leo: I think I have something that'll cheer you up [going to turn on TV]
Donnie: No, I'm sad. Nothing will help me, and I- OH MY GOD IS THAT THE MUPPETS??!??
#the context to this is that Juno loves the muppets#gonzo my beloved#asks#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rise!donatello#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leo#rise donnie#rise donatello#rise leonardo#rise!donnie#rise!leonardo#incorrect quotes#fic anon
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Leo: [Just waking up, seeing Donnie looming over him] W....what are you doing?
Donnie: They found Amelia Earhart
#i also learned what a coconut crab was that day#i hate them#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise!donatello#rottmnt donnie#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leo#rise donnie#rise! donnie#incorrect quotes
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YALL VOTE DONNIE WE GOTTA BRING IT BACK LETS GOOOO!!!!
GRAND FINALS
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Donnie: [From another room, tired as all hell] Eyyo, it's ya boyyyy
Leo: [Also immensely tired] Shut up, no, I'm not doing this
Donnie: .....
Donnie: Yung Buttpisssss
#we return!#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise!donatello#rottmnt donnie#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leo#rise donnie#incorrect quotes
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Yes, we have seen the Mutant Mayhem tailer
They are all so silly and funky I love them, I wanna hold them all and squeeze them in my grasp like a stress toy
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Update Please Read!!
(TLDR at the end)
I once again want to apologize for the lack of posting and any future lack of posting. As of now, this blog will be on a hiatus for an indefinite amount of time while I choose to focus on my health.
For some background info, I was having severe stomach pains that would occasionally send me to the floor. I went to an urgent care the next morning after the first time it happened, but they did the absolute bare minimum in terms of my care and sent me home without even telling me my diagnosis in person, just handing me some paperwork and telling me to leave. I would later find out that the diagnosis they gave me was wrong, but anyways-
I've been spending this past week in and out of the doctor's and the hospital. I had a scare with the possibility of my appendix bursting, but rest assured, I'm ok. I had a CAT scan with contrast done today (that was an experience my sensory issues thoroughly hated), and we discovered that I most likely have inflammation of my small intestine, though I won't know for sure if thats it or what the cause is until I go to a GI.
This past week-ish has been mostly me dealing with medical stuff. When I'm not at the doctor's office and such, I'm either attending my college classes, throwing up, managing my pain, or sleeping. In addition to this, this week is Valentines Day as well as my partner and I's two year anniversary (bless them they've been so worried about me), so this blog hadn't even crossed my mind at all.
Regardless, I thank you all for your support, and I'll try to be back as soon as I can. Thank you!
-Juno
TLDR: I'm having some bad health issues atm and will be taking a hiatus
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Leo: Did you ever figure out what your health issue was?
Donnie: I've got an infection and stomach inflammation. I'm on three different medications right now
Leo: Fucking hell. You are just withering away, aren't you?
Donnie: I'm coming for your spot as the medically expensive child
#i hate antibiotics so much#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise!donatello#rottmnt donnie#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leo#rise donnie#rise donatello#rise leonardo#rise!leonardo#rise!donnie#incorrect quotes
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I'm having various issues atm, and I'm at urgent care waiting on the doctor right now, so uhhhhh
Here's A.I. generated motivational posts, but as the Rise boys:
Leo:
Raph:
Mikey:
Donnie:
#i have so many of these saved#you dont even know#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise!donatello#rottmnt donnie#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leo#rise donnie#rise raph#rise mikey#rise!raph#rise!mikey#not a textpost
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Leo: Why are you taking the breading off of your mini corn dogs?
Donnie: I'm having a sensory moment
Leo: Over what?
Donnie: Well, I don't like hotdogs....and my brain suddenly reminded me that mini corn dogs have hot dogs in them
Leo: Tell your brain to stop being a little bitch
Donnie: If I bite into a mini corn dog as normal, I'm going to commit a crime
#my brain randomly will decide a texture is repulsive mid-eating#I have to stop eating immediately or I get overstimulated or sick#every day juno gets closer to an autism diagnosis /hj#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise!donatello#rottmnt donnie#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leo#rise donnie#rise!leonardo#rise!donnie#incorrect quotes
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Leo: We are going to a restaurant you really like
Donnie: Ugh I have things to do. Boooooo, bring me some potato soup if they have any
Leo: No馃挍
Donnie: Eat shit
Leo: They don't have potato soup
Donnie: Cool, I'll just die
Leo: But I'll get you some cheesecake
Donnie: Cool, I'll un-die
#id kill a man for some loaded baked potato soup#on god#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise!donatello#rottmnt donnie#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#incorrect quotes#rise leo#rise donnie#rise!donnie
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HI??? HELLO??? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM??? Thank you all so much omg! Yall kinda caught us off guard while we were shopping lol. I was just checking my drafts -Juno
Have we become niche micro internet celebrities from making posts about the dumb shit we say? And I love you, random citizens! /ref -Kamaryn
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Leo: Have you ever thought about just slapping a baby elephant seal? They look so slappable
Donnie: ....no?? Why would I slap an animal?
Leo: Slap it like you slap meat at the grocery store. Right?
Donnie: Can't say I've thought about slapping a seal, no
Leo: This is why you are a beta male
#but not like slapping it in the face#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise!donatello#rottmnt donnie#chaos twins#rise!leo#rottmnt chaos twins#rottmnt incorrect quotes#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#rise leo#rise donnie#rise!donnie
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