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Dear Nobody Asked You
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Trigger warning - this episode gets gross. This is our last episode of Season 2 and we’re going out with a bang (and an almost barf — sorry, Carey)! We’re coming full circle with our final subway series discussion: a long list of complaints about all the heinous things people can do while commuting. We also talk about people’s tendency to masturbate near books, revisit one of Kelsey’s happy places, and have a collective happy place with best bestie best Fox’s impending arrival. And for real, Carey almost throws up — consider yourself warned!
Ok.Bus stops,5 guys Run on IN FKG Girls ONSIES Zipped All The Way.MyBrother In Law is 6′3 & RINGLEADER! THEY SAID THEY WERE RENEGADE SPERM 👻
— Cher (@cher) June 22, 2014
L train stolen glances, poker faces. What a surreal joy to have a total stranger mouth the words "I Love You"
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 20, 2013
A gush of wind intercepted my train of thought – and gave me a rest.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) September 13, 2010
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3 best friends arguing about best friends??? Meta. We take a few diversions to check in on Honey boo boo and Mama June, but we end up exactly where you'd expect: Mike Pence. Kelsey also takes us on a tour of her TV favorites (Pizza show 4 LIFE) and we all take a ride with her on an out-of-control wave machine. Jump on board, hold onto your pants, and grab your BFF!
All wishes eventually come true. So be careful when you wish that you don't wish for something that you might later regret.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) April 9, 2017
Click Here To Check Out Kelsey’s Happy Place: The Pizza Show
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Buckle up and put on a poncho: Carey's about to throw a free cup of coffee in your face. As they make their way through the Starbucks drive-through and a nest of coaxial cables, the gals pay it forward — all the way to the moon. Accompanied by bootleg versions of America's favorite toys, they dish out some advice along the way. It's a hob nob life...or not?
Had Sista Souljah Moment With My Friend🙄She Said“SO MUCH🚽CRAZINESS,IM STARTING 2TUNE OUT”I Said,“BITCH UR TUNING IN &
STAYING IN“ #RESIST
— Cher (@cher)
March 10, 2017
Click Here To Check Out Kelsey's Happy Place
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This episode is dedicated to fuckboys. Myths? Legends? Or a terrifying reality? We undertake a VERY serious exercise to determine if we know what a fuckboy is without actually knowing what a fuckboy is - are we successful? You tell us - and play along! Our advice is for the fuckboys out there and the ladies who like ‘em, love ‘em, gotta have ‘em. We also discuss our love-hate relationship with the internet, and share some very mind (and hip) opening happy places.
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Even if you feel overcome with nihilistic thoughts, your body is still alive with an optimism of its own. Join the thoughts of your body.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono)
February 23, 2017
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We’re happy to be back with our first pod of 2017! We’ve got double advice this episode when Jane tells everyone to stop talking about the weather and Kelsey tells celebrities who write fitness books to leave our bodies alone. We hear some weird facts that are strange, there’s confusion about the color orange and we learn that without small talk, all that's left to wonder is whether or not animals fart and queef. And we’re back to our old ways when we attempt to wrap it up, but instead talk about Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson, the Kirk Douglas Index (henceforth known as “The KDI”) and of course, Cher
Advice Queen: We forgot again, maybe we don’t do this anymore?
Negative feelings are not that bad. It is a food to create positive feelings. And you will.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono)
January 4, 2017
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Let's get *into* it. And by "it" we mean the tampon tax — Why? What? No. Carey reveals herself to be a diva, Kels and Jane struggle to understand Dutch diapers, and we flash back to our first secret pod recording as we wish Kirk Douglas, friend of the show, a very happy 100th birthday. Mazel!
Advice Queen: we forgot to vote...again
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Stay warm. Wear several wigs. pic.twitter.com/aZmLP7AJM5
— RuPaul (@RuPaul)
December 10, 2016
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Our first episode in Trump's America. Hoo boy. First (of course), we wonder how Gwyneth is coping. Then we give advice to our past selves, and try and figure out where it all went wrong. Finally, to lighten the mood, Kelsey shares her happy place: people having their teeth sliced out and their most vulnerable moments exposed while high on drugs. It's going to be a long four years. P.S. Kels had some sound issues but we soldiered on — the sound quality matches the quality of our new government, okay?
Advice Queen: We forgot to vote again, everyone is a winner and a loser this week
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world will never be the same. I feel Sad for the young.🚽will never be more than the toilet, I’ve used as a symbol 4 Him.
U Can’t Polish 💩
— Cher (@cher)
November 9, 2016
Ok,Know many“Real”followers R
Afraid,Nervous,Devestated,But FK
IT👊🏻
Have The Feelings,But LIVE LIFE,B Vigilant,Reach Out,Uncurl,Sing, 😂,👻,🙏🏻
— Cher (@cher)
November 15, 2016
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We're all over the map this week, like a self-driving car gone haywire. We continue our subway series, as Kelsey tells wannabe public transit Picassos exactly where to stick their sketchpads. We also crown the past few Advice Queens. There's passionate debate, per usual, but we get it together enough to celebrate the true meaning of Halloween: Bobby Pickett's failed follow-ups to 'Monster Mash.' Never. Give. Up.
Advice Queen: Jane for public sharing, and Bobby for never giving up
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Hair Peace - be proud and care about your hair and how it grows.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono)
September 24, 2016
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It’s another early morning pod this week and Jane reveals a deep dark secret that may change our relationship forever! After we all recover from the confession, we turn our attention to celebrity apologies, and we’ve got a lot of advice to give. Isolation, public humiliation, a cat’s asshole - we cover it all this week!
Advice Queen: we forgot to vote again!
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Click Here To Check Out Huffington Post's Celebrity Apologies Section
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The gals follow Jane's advice and take the psychopath test - tune in for the exciting results! Someone among us is a psychopath(!) and we get a real glimpse into her mind when we get into our advice topic this week: a controversial Jim Carrey comeback. We give out a lot of other advice this pod, on everything from Netflix to dog underwear. And we hear Carey's stories about humiliating wig loss.
Advice Queen: we forgot to vote!
Never remove your wig while performing, unless you're wearing another wig underneath. #FirstTimeInDrags https://t.co/KiDS7POyFH
— RuPaul (@RuPaul)
September 8, 2016
Yes, be kind. There are enough "bitchy queens” #FirstTimeInDrags https://t.co/KiDS7POyFH
— RuPaul (@RuPaul)
September 8, 2016
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It’s early morning during this week’s recording so we have a rare sober pod where we give out a wide range of advice to people who play their music (or sing!) in public. Carey also tells us about a body-positive burlesque show and we hear the harrowing tale of Sue Soulcycle.
Advice Queen Of The Week: Kelsey, for out-crazying the crazy
Paint your nails the same colour as your heart
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono)
July 24, 2016
Click Here To Check Out Carey's Story of the Syrian Refugee and the Refugee Olympic Team
And Click Here To Learn More About The Love Yourself Project Here
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DNAY is back for Season 2! We’re shaking off the cobwebs and getting back into the advice game with a new format and an all new advice topic: body contouring. Why? How? For what purpose? We also revisit the chanting experiment to hear Jane’s results, Carey’s dogs make a cameo, and we debate jewelry on the beach (why? how? for what purpose?). Carey also gives bonus advice by telling everyone to live alone, and Kelsey tells a story about bagel theft.
Advice Queen: Co-Queens! Carey for loving your body, Jane for looking at more naked people
I love the guy who is pushing a stroller for 2 kids. We are all pushing our things slowly going to beyond where the sun is setting.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono)
July 13, 2016
I cherish every little gift I receive now which has a scent of love in it, however faint.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono)
July 1, 2016
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Our first bonus episode! We out-Gooped Gwyneth and put her chanting claims to the test. Science! Facts! Are chanted-over lotions *really* full of skin-enhancing good vibes? Can Jane and Carey guess which sample Kelsey infused with peace, love, and understanding? Is a backyard pizza oven really "a luxury, I know?" Listen and BE AMAZED. P.S. Season 2 of Dear Nobody Asked You is coming soon! We've got plenty of unsolicited advice and we'll be back soon to share it.
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Before we take a short break, we have our first international pod! Jane wants everyone to make America great again (but not in the Donald way), Kelsey wants everyone to stick up for themselves by way of couponing, and Carey makes us wonder about what is/isn't a burger. We also vote on last episode's Advice Queen (Carey FTW!) and we are joined by a very special guest for our inspiring tweet!
Advice Queen: Jane, for being the change you want to see
I❤️Heated😤Funny😜 Sarcastic😏Discussion,On ALL Subjects,BUT SomeX's We Need 2 Take a MORAL Inventory &Check Ourselves😥
U R GREAT,RECOGNIZE IT😘
— Cher (@cher)
April 5, 2016
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We’re back at it this week! Jane advises everyone to om in your home, Carey asks men to step out in drag to walk in our shoes, and Kelsey wants to know what's up with Phil! We also nail down the specifics of the chanting experiment scientific method, hear stories about crossfit weaknesses and a karaoke hulk, and figure out what kind of geniuses we are.
Advice Queen: we forgot to vote!
You are talented. Only, you may have been barking up the wrong tree. Once you know what you are talented in, you will feel much happier.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono)
April 2, 2016
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Dear Nobody Asked You - Episode 10 Om In Your Home
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This week we ask the NCAA to focus on the happy, debate Jane’s aggressive Facebook unfriending regimen, and give advice to sensitive national treasure, John Goodman. We also plan for a chanting experiment, imagine what our metaphoric Facebook streets would look like, and we have a possible pod theme song when everyone sings the first three words of “Danny Boy”.
Advice Queen: Kelsey, for boosting John Goodman’s self confidence
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Sometimes the volcano in my body doesn't let me stop spewing out fire.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono)
March 19, 2016
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