We are the perfect housewives.
You can find us fumbling with our blue suits, blaring a fog horn, folding laundry, peeing on our feet, at a flea market, cutting up rags, writing to-do lists, casually soaking, raving through Saks, handing out jello shots, blinding you with the camera's flash, using a frying pan to change a flat tire, stumbling to main stage, staying hydrated, digging through the bins, dancing on speakers, making you a birthday cake, hunting for the best deal, double-dosing unsuspecting victims, counting our pennies, or upside down in Lithia Park.
No matter where you go, we'll be there.
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