Useless Power of Paracelsus is that he secretly can change his color scheme (like a player would do in Character Select)
Nah but the way A.B.A genuinely starts crying when Paracelsus turns blue. Like it’s such a little thing and it’s so goofy out of context but like. It was an act with no purpose other than to make her happy. Has anyone done that for her before?
A guy jokingly flirts with his bro: accidentaly creates a fanfic that would exsanguinate any fujoshi
The same guy mustering all his rizz to bag a bad bitch:
"Yeah, babygirl, I would munch on your carpet 😏"