me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid
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no offense but mental illness has robbed me of so much
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“is there a special someone in your life? :)”
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Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty
Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*
Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....
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Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that
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when you and your friend were supposed to perform together but you get into a fight because they gave you some gross pink chicken to eat and you were mad at them for almost giving you salmonella but you miss them a lot
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talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them
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me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud
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Me: *sees that Mickey is back for thirty seconds*
Me:
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