cyberwulf
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Fanficcin' Since 2003. In my 40s. I generally tag mature stuff as Mature.
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"i don't like this thing and i wish i didn't have to see people talking about it all the time"
girl (gender neutral), you are on tungle dot com:
choose your fighter.
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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles
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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
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Twilight Sparkle from Friendship is Magic x Mordecai from Regular Show vs James x Professor Oak from Pokemon
Propaganda for Twilight x Mordecai:
MordeTwi absolutely complement each other if you really think about it and know the characters better than the surface level (maybe denigrating?) understanding of them. Also, there's a context for MordeTwi that has nothing to do with airplanes and shooting stars, and there was no breakup/separation to speak of since they never even got to be together to begin with, or was just about to (they were charming friends).
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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars 🥺
Propaganda for James x Oak:
Middle-aged grandpa with hot young himbo. They've got more in common than you'd think but nobody ever thinks to put them together
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If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps
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@bulbagarden has a whole page dedicated to twerpism. It is a national treasure and more people should know about it.
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Frothing at the mouth every time I see a sex ed resource that says "use condoms" without any further elaboration. "Condoms prevent STIs and pregnancy in the vast majority of cases when used correctly" but then they don't talk about what correctly IS
Correct use of a condom means
Using the right size, because if it's too big it can slide off or leak and if it's too small it can break or come off. Condoms usually come in 5 sizes, I'm sure you could find others outside of that as well but in ten years of sex work I found they covered everyone
Using lube, even if you think you don't need it. With the exception of oral sex, condoms should always be used with lube, 100% of the time. Most important lube should be applied to the outside but a drop in the tip of the condom before putting it in is also a good idea
Being mindful that latex is prone to wearing out, being damaged by heat etc. Condoms should be kept somewhere cool, not folded in wallets or sat on in back pockets and should be changed between activities and after about 15 minutes of any vigorous activity. Ask me how I know (a condom snapped on my leg when a client was pulling out, because I didn't change it when I should have)
The penetrative partner should hold the base of the condom when they pull out, and should do so immediately after they ejaculate so the condom doesn't leak or come off as the penis gets flaccid
Bonus: a lot of people think hand stuff can't transmit STIs. Wrong! If you give your partner a handjob and then touch yourself you can get HPV, herpes (low risk), and infections like chlamydia and gonorrhea
This isn't meant to be stressful, and the most common STIs are the most treatable - and often curable - but getting gonorrhea in your eyes after a facial still extremely sucks and yet no one talks about the fact that any mucous membrane can be effected, not just your genitals (yes this includes your mouth and throat)
In ten years of doing sex work where I saw 10 clients a day most of the time I've had 4 condom fails ever. One was what I mentioned above when it snapped on my leg, one was a client on top of me didn't get off fast enough after he finished and the condom came off, and the other two were a Glyde brand magnum that was inexplicably twice the thickness of a regular condom and didn't stay put on anyone so I suggest just avoiding Glyde entirely (their water based lubes also stain fyi). With all other brands correct use = extremely safe
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Google MordeTwi and you get AMVs and articles from Business Insider all about it.
Google James x Professor Oak and you get news about their voice actor.
97 MordeTwi fics on AO3 vs ONE James/Oak fic on AO3.
Two characters, from the same show, in the same universe, who have interacted a number of times (with James impersonating Professor Oak on two occasions for free stuff) and yet only one fic puts them together.
The numbers don't lie.
Vote JOak. It's the crackier ship.
Twilight Sparkle from Friendship is Magic x Mordecai from Regular Show vs James x Professor Oak from Pokemon
Propaganda for Twilight x Mordecai:
MordeTwi absolutely complement each other if you really think about it and know the characters better than the surface level (maybe denigrating?) understanding of them. Also, there's a context for MordeTwi that has nothing to do with airplanes and shooting stars, and there was no breakup/separation to speak of since they never even got to be together to begin with, or was just about to (they were charming friends).
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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars 🥺
Propaganda for James x Oak:
Middle-aged grandpa with hot young himbo. They've got more in common than you'd think but nobody ever thinks to put them together
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If you're logged into your AO3 account, you can mute any other account on the Archive. Muting means that you will no longer see:
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nothing has been more important to my being queer than when i went to my first pride parade, got seperated from my group, had a panic attack about it and was sitting on the side of the road holding a tiny genderfluid flag and freaking out. then this six foot five drag queen in four inch heels appeared from literally nowhere and sat down next to me. i, this scared-shitless trans bi kid at pride for the first time, very nervously told her she looked pretty and i told her my name and that i got lost and didn't feel like i should be at pride and she held my hand and said "oh, honey, everybody deserves to be here, especially you. pride is for everybody who's ever gotten lost, who's been scared of who they are or where they are. you think we never been scared before? pride's for you, honey, because you're scared. you don't have to be proud right now, but you're gonna be one day, honey, i'm sure of it."
i found my group soon after that and i never saw that queen again but to this day i am convinced i met an angel.
so yeah. pride is for you. pride is for all of us.
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Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.
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eeeeh Ada look, that bleedin' EU's taken away all our bendy bananas
hmmm
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ROUND 3: START!
Bracket 1:
Shadow Kirby x Prince Fluff vs Bee x Fionna Campbel
Poseidon x Incitatus vs Elsa x Jack Frost
Bracket 2:
Bowser x Luigi vs Gerald Robotnik x Black Doom
Twilight Sparkle x Mordecai vs James x Professor Oak
Bracket 3:
Jessie x Delia Ketchum vs Asexuals x Cake
Isako Toriumi x Sadayo Kawakami vs Hooty x Duo
Bracket 4:
The fairy who knocks x The walrus who knocks vs Manticore x Sphinx
Doctors x Apples vs Miette x Jorts
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"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up
#neuroscience#brain development#pseudoscience#it's bullshit kids#your brain is plenty developed at 18#what's lacking is experience and sometimes agency#in the form of having your own income
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A year after being fired from Team Rocket, our TRio have settled in Pallet Town and lead law-abiding lives. Jessie's fallen for Delia Ketchum, and the two announce their engagement. That leaves James and Professor Oak with regrets, a bar... and each other. A drunken one-night stand leads to a torrid affair, which both men want to keep secret for reasons of their own. But they live with other people, their best friends are engaged, and Pallet is a small town. It's only a matter of time...
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