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Nobody move!
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The Footyblr Political Matrix
Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.
Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:
Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?
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Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?
These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.
Disclaimer
This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.
A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!
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Edits
05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"
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tottenham vs arsenal (28th april, 2024) / 📸 David Price/Arsenal FC & Charlotte Wilson/Offside
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do you guys think athletes get touch starved after they retire
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🎻 Poetry in motion.
bvb09 reels.
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💗💞💖 Everyone loves Marco Reus 💖💞💗
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How many assists will Jule provide for Jadon during the remainder of the season or viceversa? I hope enough to qualify for the next Champions League.
#i love them#also imagine if i ever got braaland back#thats just me#anyway JULE AND JADONNN#julian brandt#jadon sancho
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The day after at the training center.
A fan gave him a gift and his reaction was captured.
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same anon as before and i actually think the same 😭 like obviously i don’t dislike him, but i definitely did not like him as much as everyone else did and i don’t really know why?
Exactly! And now that he left bvb, I'm not interested in following his "progress", like I did with Erling or Sancho for example.
oops
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hello! i am bored so im going around asking people random questions so hopefully you don’t mind.
do you have some unpopular opinions about anything bvb related?
I've been sitting here for five minutes and I can't come up with anything specific.
Maybe that i didnt like Jude that much (but i also did, but i also didnt).
I just found him a bit annoying at times
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Ok, I'll take this photo shoot as a birthday present.
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The difference...
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isnt it nice that they stopped the match here and nothing else happened after? :)
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when you dont work here
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