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crowinthejar · 4 months
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Secondo holding his pet goat like that one painting of Jesus holding a lamb
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crowinthejar · 4 months
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Thinking about Secondo having snakes and being soft with them in the way that Copia's soft with his rats
Walking around the Ministry with a boa around his shoulders, chuckling when siblings jump out of their skin at the sudden snake.
Secondo gently placing a snake around a sibling's shoulder, petting the snake's head and murmuring that as long as they stay still, his bambino won't hurt them.
Secondo with a room of his quarters dedicated just to his snake setup. You know those sneks are SPOILED.
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crowinthejar · 5 months
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crowinthejar · 6 months
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crowinthejar · 6 months
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The duality of man
Based on this
The teddy is just for fun
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crowinthejar · 6 months
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lake ghoul please look at lake ghoul hes so underrated please look at the silly and his boba eyes
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crowinthejar · 6 months
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i was supossed to post this like 2 days ago im a master procrastinator at everything... anyway ! secondo hands.
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crowinthejar · 6 months
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Secondo's mom was Polish, have you seen this man glare? That's a Pole right there. - Jez
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crowinthejar · 6 months
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i kinda like this a little bit so uh. happy birthday girl you're officially a teen
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crowinthejar · 7 months
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New Face Paint
Secondo x Reader || Halloween Ficlet
no beta we die like men, SFW :) I chose a new theme for my Fall Festival with the Papas collection and just thought this was too nice to rot in my WIP folder
A trail of crimson trickled from a razor edged canine perched atop an even row of teeth, fixed together in a menacing snarl. One piercingly white eye stared back at you in the dull light with a gaze that intended to bore its way into your own soul, at least until the beast rolled its eyes in irritation that is.
“Is this really necessary?”
“The silence is not scary anymore! You need to practice!” An exasperated sigh heaves its way from your chest. Weeks had already been spent begging Secondo to consider playing a more active role in the haunted house; to trade in his traditional silent scare tactics in favor of a more active approach. There was no time for him to chicken out now.
“Need I remind you, most of the Siblings already find me quite terrifying. I could stand stock still, staring, and they would turn tail and run. Which is what I do best.” His objections were quickly dismissed with a wave of your hand followed by a gentle push on his shoulders to lead him back to sitting in front of the mirrored vanity so you could adjust his make up once more.
“You are not terrifying, amore mío. But you do stare. A lot.” You reminded him with a playful squeeze of the apple of his cheek which only earned a groan underneath his breath. Your lips pursed together as you stared down at him in search of what aspect was still amiss from his costume make up. Already you had been pretty proud of what you had applied to his face. Larger faux canines affixed to his own, dribbling over his chin with fake blood, along with a stitching affect crossing over his face, opening over the top left side of his skull to expose spiraling sections of brain matter you had painted on painstakingly over the course of two hours.
“You are simply easy to stare at.” The purred flirtation combined with Secondo’s arms creeping around to encircle your torso was nearly enough to distract you from the task at hand. Credit where credit is due, the man was relentless and had almost gotten his way. Almost.
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crowinthejar · 8 months
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I had a revelation. Look at this.
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Dante Alighieri versus Secondo.
SOMETHING IS THERE. This might have been intentional. Look at their noses and profile. They are strikingly similar.
I always thought Secondo looked familiar, but I never could figure out who it was (not just Pitbull) until just now. It hit me like a ton of bricks when I realized. I’ve seen Dante’s death mask in person, as well as several other works depicting Dante. Their faces are definitely similar, especially the nose. I can’t be the only one who sees this.
Tobias may have done this intentionally, but I don’t know for sure. Am I the only person who’s noticed this?
And to further expand on this theory, wouldn’t it be cool if Dante Alighieri was the founder of the Emeritus line? There’s no precedent or evidence for it, but it’s an interesting concept.
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crowinthejar · 8 months
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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
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Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
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This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
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The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
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He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
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This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
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It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
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crowinthejar · 8 months
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The future is bright!
Just not for him
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crowinthejar · 8 months
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had to draw dragon secondo ( more than likely will draw terzo and primo soon)
heavily inspired by @earthry dragon papa headcanons
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crowinthejar · 8 months
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A really bad vamp secondo sketch
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crowinthejar · 8 months
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Secondo cute sketchs wearing heart earrings (idea by @/crowinthejar from twt), tattoos nd etc.
His face without the miter nd corpse paint. A snake tattoo on the neck (for @/nekronyancer from twt) and an "S" next to the ear.
Tattoo written "Foco, força e pau!" (meaning "Focus, strength and junk". Sigils and symbols of Satanism, rings and a rosary.
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@thebandghostofficial
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crowinthejar · 9 months
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„Leave him out of this!“
Guess who’s been an ass to his children again.
Nihil was shitting on Terzo, telling him how useless and worthless he was, then Secondo interfered. He was sick of his father’s neverending terror. He didn’t care much anymore when he was the victim himself, but when Nihil came for his little brother, he wouldn’t hold himself back.
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