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crazyplantkid · 4 days
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What’s your favourite line from good omens?
The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.
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crazyplantkid · 7 days
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tsc costing 1 dolar is so cool, i would have given my first born for it but one dollar is fine too
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crazyplantkid · 9 days
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crazyplantkid · 9 days
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guys. confession time
i am in love with darren criss.
thank you for your understanding.
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crazyplantkid · 11 days
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i am being so serious when i say that Welcome to the Black Parade (the song mostly, but also the Black Parade album) literally saved my life multiple times when i was like,, 17
so all the criticism and teasing i still get for being Hashtag Emo It’s Not A Phase Mom despite no longer being Emoâ„ąïž is something i will willingly take because i know that without the Hashtag Cringe Embarrassing Emo Phase that ruled my life for several years i would be dead. so i don’t care if people think it’s lame
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crazyplantkid · 12 days
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It should be illegal to require that any device or software connect to the internet just to run. I shouldn't need to log in with microsoft to open any of their programs on my local computer. All games should be playable without access to an online server. All media you pay for should be downloadable to local disk as a raw file and if they don't like that because they know you'll share it and upload it, tough shit. They took your money already, they'll live.
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crazyplantkid · 13 days
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wish i could go back to the person i was before i read all for the game but only because i want to read it for the first time all over again
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crazyplantkid · 19 days
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crazyplantkid · 28 days
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crazyplantkid · 29 days
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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crazyplantkid · 30 days
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had to stay in wellington instead of going back to christchurch for easter like i usually do. my cousins from australia are over and i NEVER get to see them. and to make me feel less left out my family video called me for the annual easter egg hunt at my grandparents house.
but now they hung up.
and i just feel even sadder
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crazyplantkid · 1 month
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(new zealand edition) i remember my mum telling me that the national party is by business owners for business owners. that they only look out for the rich and throw the poor to the trash.
now my parents have worked themselves out of poverty, and live comfortably. guess who they voted for last election.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.
then they started fighting Covid precautions.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.
now my parents think climate change is a myth.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.
then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.
now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.
you can guess who they voted for.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.
when did they forget?
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crazyplantkid · 1 month
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I LOVE HFTH SO MUCH <3333 just finished Season One its actually Everything to me (may or may not also be working on a animatic for it :D)
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crazyplantkid · 1 month
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i’m tired ALL the time. recently my friend mentioned that maybe i should look into endometriosis. and it hasn’t left my brain. i feel like i probs don’t have it. but that could be because in high school i was told that one of the essential symptoms is bleeding between periods. which i have never had. but i do have HORRENDOUSLY terrible period symptoms (controlled by the combined pill) that would be debilitating and take me out for 1-4 days.
but endometriosis is so tricky so i don’t know. i also don’t think it’s causing me enough trouble to try and be diagnosed for the next 9 years.
and there are plenty of other reasons for me to be tired ? right ? even though when i was vegetarian i was sent off for blood test after blood test because i could’ve been iron or B12 deficient (i wasn’t) and then maybe i was tired because i bled so much on my periods. but now i don’t get my period and i eat meat now. so. why has it arguably gotten worse ??????
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crazyplantkid · 1 month
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we often talk about how absurd it was for andrew, five feet tall and a single man, to decide he could take on an entire mafia, but what makes it even more ridiculous is that he was 20. I'm twenty and i've never felt more like a baby in my entire life, but andrew joseph minyard, who's not legally allowed to drink and has never had to deal with taxes because nicky's probably the one to do them, took one look at kevin and neil and considered he was strong enough to deal with the fucking mafia
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crazyplantkid · 2 months
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TW: sexual harassment
feeling loved right now. the guy who sexually harassed me for a year was on my university’s magazine editorial team. every time this magazine would post a tiktok, my flatmates would comment things about how it’s crazy that they have a sexual predator on their team.
today the magazine dm’d them and asked them what they were talking about. after explaining. the magazine has said they have been removed from their position!
a win !!
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crazyplantkid · 2 months
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there is something deeply unsettling and even scary about horror movies
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