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Vitimir: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Hettie: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. 

Vitimir: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. 

Hettie: ...
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Vitimir: Why is Terra crying on the floor?
Darius: She took one of those 'Which Coven Head are you?' quizzes.
Vitimir: And? 

Darius: She got Lilith.
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Graye: I don’t mean to be rude— 

Lilith: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
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I’m terrible sorry for not posting for a month. I have just been disinterested and distracted lately. I won’t get rid of this blog but post will probably happen when I feel motivation.
I’m sorry.
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Terra: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

Hettie: Why?

Terra, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
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Graye: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Graye: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Terra: How long have been standing there?
Vitimir: Don’t try that. You know the concept of time confuses me.
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Kikimora: Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when me when I’m angry.
Scout Captain: Like, Ma’am, we don’t like you now.
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Hettie: Terra, you’re a mean spirited, self absorbed, disturbed little weirdo. But for whatever reason, you’re my best friend.
Terra: You’re my best friend too, Hettie Cutburn.
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Darius: I bet if you look “self absorbed” up in a dictionary, you’d find your picture.
Graye: My pictuure’s in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing?
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Lilith, struggling with a Siltherbeast: Do something! Anything!
Steve: *Looks around and finds a rock. Throws it.*
Lilith: *Gets hit in the head by the rock.*
Lilith: DO SOMETHING BETTER!
Steve: I could try calling it names!
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Really nice post.
vitimir: hey mason what's under your hat?
Mason:
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Vitimir: what the fu-
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Steve: Oh my god! You were being serious?!
Lilith: Of course I was being serious! Why would I lie about something like this?
Steve: To get out of Coverness Cutburn’s physicals.
Lilith: I would nev—Alright fine. It kind of started out that way, but now it’s serious. Now don’t just stand there, help me kill this thing.
Steve: With what? Harsh language?
Lilith: With magic.
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Snapdragon: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Cutburn: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
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Lilith: You’re an idiot.

Steve: That’s the charm.
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Snapdragon: Well, it’s better than staying in one place and crying about it.
Darius: Are you naturally horrible or do you work really hard at it?
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Snapdragon: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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