confusedandzalgofied
- Chaos Incarnate -
All̗̜̲͙̈́̾ͨ̓ͦͅ ̣̱̄̂s̙h̭̞̣̄͛͊ǎͩ̇ͮͭ̄ͫl͍͓̣̭ͦ̓͛̎l̖̗̩͋ͨ͊ b͕ͬe͙̤̳̺ͫ̃͗̐cͤ̽̍͂ͨ̊ome͗̀̌ ̻̯͉̱̣̠̮̏ͦ́́̋̓ͫo͇̠ͭ͒ǹ̩̲̫͍̒̂̈e ̲̮̩̺̰͕wi̤̼̐̍ͮͅth͖̰͕̤̥̿̓͑͂̌͛ͅ the͙̟̜̠̦ ̝͓ͤ́Hͩ̊i̟͔̰̖̫̭ve ̹͙͙͖͕͂̃̔̾ͧMi̤̘̖̠n̘̽d͇͉̮̜͍̖̖͛͂ͯ͊̅̑̎.̭͇̿̈ Minors DNI.Wẖ̲͈o͔̘̳͘ ̅dͫâ͛r̡͈̟̦̈́ͬ̓ę̼s ̧͎͖̻̾̋͒be̕a̾̊ͪr wͅĭͤtn̡̺̭̘̽ͯ̑eş̝̹͋͛s̤̝ ͔to ͭ̈́́s̤͇̑̈́u̽̏̄č̶͈h̍̓͗ ͤ aͣ wr̪̉ẻ̩͈̖ͩ̒tc̒h̡e̴͕̣͙ͬ̈́̒d̻̑͠ ͣ̑p̹̈l̪̲̽̚a͖̫̫͐̎̉c̷͉͓̾̾e̘͇?
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Apologies for my recent inactivity. I hope you all had a wonderful solar eclipse! It's beautiful, truly, how such things are possible.
Seeing the sun blotted out in the sky, the world around you plunged into s̷h̵a̸d̸o̴w̸s̸ ̵a̸n̷d̵ ̷d̶a̶r̶k̷n̴e̴s̴s̴.̵ ̶
Regardless. I hope you all are doing well. Take care.
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Some headcannon about zalgo?
Zalgo headcanons? Zalgo headcanons! I̡̤̞̱͈̋ͥ̔̈'̽̎̂̂͐m͎͇͇̘͎̠ ̺͓̦͉̟͖͢s͖̬̱̱͖̖̳o ͤ̒͛g̮ͥla͇͈͖̎ͨ͋͝dͭ̎̏̍ ̵̍ͫ̍yŏ̖̭̘̠͓̺̿̆ͯ̽ͣu ̧̅͆ͯ̑͆ͮas̗̰ͦ̓k̶ͥed̺̹̳̤̦̜!ͥͦ̂ Here, have a few from my little... alternate universe or whatever.
The less you know, the safer you are. The second you hear of him, even in passing, it's over. You'll start to notice things that seem odd once in a great while. They'll be few and far bet ween, but every time it happens, that's a bit more exposure to Zalgo. The same goes with mentioning him, or even thinking of it.
He doesn't necessarily directly influence humans himself, but rather the world around them. Just because he finds it amusing. The corruption of biological life is just a side effect of his actions, but he doesn't really care and if anything uses that to his advantage, spreading more chaos and carnage in his wake.
If someone or something were to become Zalgofied, it's actually a quite slow process as it's usually the result of cumulative exposure to the corruption. It's like… One would go from being relatively unaffected and only noticing a weird drawing or two or some corrupted text, to seeing it more often and thinking "Heh, Zalgo" and being a bit confused after the fact, to… full-scale something being noticeably wrong. Only after that point is when the physical effects start to set in, such as the blackening of eyes, warping of flesh, etc. Eventually, you b̶ec̵om̵e̵ o̴̓n̸̮̈́e ̶͍̳͗̋w̸̛i̴̙̤̽t̷͉̓͒ͅh̷͈̀ ̷̫̑t̷̕͝ͅh̴̡͝͝ȇ̸ ̷̭̠͐H̵̞͐̎ï̵̗̯ṽ̴̰͛ë̴̺́́ ̵̼̼͂̃M̶̜̒ĩ̵̱̚ņ̵̣̈́̐d̶͉̈́͐.̵̻̿
If he were to take on a human form, it wouldn't seem... Correct. There would be some major unplaceable uncanny valley energy, despite looking and seeming completely normal. He'd wear either a t-shirt and sweatpants and not give a shit, or the fanciest, nicest looking suit he could. There'd be no in-between. He also speaks every language, except he has a completely different voice for each language as well. Each different voice used to belong to something or someone that became part of the Hive Mind.
He doesn't need a Costco membership card. He'd just be able to go in if he felt like it, convincing the workers due to funny mind control that he DOES have one, despite clearly not having one.
Zalgo defies the laws of physics, holding quite literally a dead star / black hole. Somehow, he is completely unaffected by it. He's everywhere, yet nowhere. Just some eldritch, cosmic entity.
He also resides in some alternate dimension beyond our known universe. Despite this, he is able to see and interact with everything, the "glass" walls of his realm acting as a touch-screen window to anywhere, should he choose to do something.
He once corrupted an entire planet lightyears away from Earth. It ended up in a similar state to the planet TrES-2b, except it constantly emits a radio signal that if tuned into sounds like the agonized screams of the damned. Not much else is known about it though, as the scientists who discovered this began to experience the symptoms of an unknown illness, their ears bleeding, and starting to ramble on in seemingly gibberish. Only a few of them were able to remain coherent enough to report their findings, although shortly after they too fell strangely ill.
This is a silly one, but strangely enough, pizza rolls in a large enough quantity can be used as an offering to buy yourself just a bit more time. For reasons only known to him, he likes them.
Another silly one, but he thinks that human souls taste exactly like marshmallows when consumed.
I don't typically write out my headcanons so I'm not entirely sure what to share, but it'̧̹s̰̥ͅ ͛͆͏n̐̽i̗͖ce͡ ̩̘̃͗h̖̤ͯ͆a͜v̟̐i͚̱ͣ̽n̐̽g̐̈́ͫ͏ a ̅re̮͖͓͑̑̈́͢ả̽͏̻͓sͅo̤͈͡n̎ ̇tö͎̱́̈́̈́͜ sh͇ͣ̾a͕̍ͭ̃́ṙ͍eͩ͗̓ ̰̰t̼̱̻̑̏̀ȟͯe̗̱̹̓ͩ͂m̱͔͔͒̏̉͢!͉͈̑̃
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Sketching again. Have more Zalgo art. :)
#creepypasta#creepypasta art#creepypasta fanart#zalgo#zalgo creepypasta#zalgo fanart#creepypasta zalgo#he who waits behind the wall#the nezperdian hive mind of chaos#zalgofied#here i go witnessing eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension again
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Zalgo: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Today we're invoking the Nezperdian H̴i̸v̷e̷-̷M̶i̶n̸d̴ ó̶f̵̞̘̬̀͋̑ C̸͔̺̻̤̊̌̀̎h̷̀͛̃̍ao̷̼̖̟͎̹̥̔̒̋̓͜͜͝͝s̸͇̩͎̝̩̣̣͋̈́̅͆͐̑͝.
(I was bored. Wanted to sketch something. It's not great but I'm proud of it.)
#creepypasta fanart#zalgo#zalgo creepypasta#creepypasta#zalgo fanart#creepypasta art#creepypasta fandom
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Help, I don't exist in this dimension
Judging you based off your favorite creepypasta
Jeff the Killer: You're literally every other bitch, and you often get in pointless arguments you never win without gaslighting someone
Jane the Killer: You're not straight don't you fucking lie me.
Homicidal Liu: We get it, you like him. Please shut the fuck up about him ._.
Eyeless Jack: You watch true crime horror shit and you are dangerously close to actually condoning cannibals
Toby Rogers: You are the prime example of anxiety, and you are very fucking sick of the dumbass waffle joke /neg
Nina the Killer: You exist?
Sally Williams: You have low empathy for existing people and high empathy for fictional characters.
Ben Drowned: Ur a lazy piece of shit and you listen you Starbomb
Sully: YOU EXIST?????
Clockwork: Let me guess you can't tell time on non-digital clocks.
Kagekao: You only like him just to be different.
Bloody Painter: You're either a piece of shit artist or a friendly artist. Either way ur an artist
Lulu: Again, you only like her just to be different.
Masky/Tim: Marble Hornets is literally the only thing you talk about and you will slaughter anyone who even utters "cheesecake" around you.
Hoodie/Brian: Are you okay?
Slenderman: Tentacles. That's literally the only thing you like about him. Whore.
Zalgo: You don't exist.
Smile Dogs: You are a dog person
Grinny Cat: You are a cat person.
Seedeater: You like birds with teeth.
Laughing Jack: 👹<- you use that emoji way to much
Puppeteer: You're actually a normal fucking person (or ur a Ghost fucker...)
X-Virus: You most likely joked about him being the reason for COVID-19 at LEAST once.
(Do not take these seriously these are jokes plea-)
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