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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
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If the couples on Grand Designs with more money than taste were hobbits instead of humans, this is the kind of shit they'd come up with
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Okay, time to ask the real questions.
(*OTHER SQUARED = GOLGOTHA. TYVM)
PLEASE REBLOG FOR LARGER SAMPLE
+ IF YOU CAN PUT WHAT YOU VOTED IN THE TAGS IT'D BE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!
(GIFS OF EACH LOOK/OUTFIT UNDER THE CUT)
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whatever this is Shakespearean
Ugh they're so in love in the last gif I'll actually discorporate. Silly boys.
THANK YOU FOR VOTING AND REBLOGGING SORRY FOR THE MESS FIRST TIME DOING THIS LOL
Also tagging @sideblog-of-the-maggotdom And @weirdly-specific-but-ok bc reachability tyvm <3 (and pls vote if u can!)
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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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NEW ADVERBIAN FIC!!!
[screams in fangirl]
Is This Desire?
a Good Omens fic by @adverbian with art by @ineffableigh
created for the High Pollen Count 2024 Good Omens Sex Pollen Event!
(Note: Uncropped version of art by @ineffableigh embedded about halfway through Chapter 1 — scroll with caution!)
Explicit; 15.5k words; 2/2 chapters
Mind the tags: Dubious Consent, Sex Pollen, Fuck or Die (more tags on AO3)
Excerpt:
Aziraphale arranged himself against the black silk pillows, all pink and cream and pale gold, spreading himself out like the kind of erotic photograph that Crowley hadn't seen since the reign of Queen Victoria. There was a lush Dieffenbachia seguine beside the bed, its supple green leaves broad enough to wrap around one of Aziraphale's luscious thighs. A Tradescantia pallida trailed overhead, all imperial purple, rich as the wine they'd drunk in Rome. Aziraphale looked like a fantasy draped in a tropical paradise. Crowley wanted to taste every inch of him, slowly.
I won't lay a finger on you, angel. Not like this.
Read and see more on AO3!
(Tagging my wonderful co-mods @malachitegrey and @voluptatiscausa !)
#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens fanfiction#aziracrow#a/c#ineffable spouses#air conditioning
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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I'm not over it yet either! Gaiman's been kind of...
Well, look, he said he "kind of had to" write Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship in S1 of the show as a love story, and he said that neither he nor Pratchett intended them to be a romantic pairing in the book (which, ok, but did you guys read it though?), and he spent a lot of time after S2 dropped going "Well Michael decided that Aziraphale was in love with Crowley," and I understand that Gaiman may have had a desire not to spoil major plot points, and I do fully appreciate his joy in stirring up the groundlings on Tumblr with his coyness and masterful equivocation, but...it's made him seem to me at times to be grudging about or uncomfortable with the romantic aspect of the story he wrote, and even moreso with that love story becoming Good Omens' main focus.
I'm not saying he was grudging or uncomfortable! Just that that's how it seemed to me based on the statements of his I read, which are undoubtedly not all the statements he has made on the subject. So his full-on Jane Eyre, AO3-level "Yeah I ship it harddddd" answer warmed the cockles of my heart and replaced a question mark I had in the back of my head with an exclamation point. I'm so pleased he's feeling the same joy we do about them.
damn, remember when someone asked Neil what his favorite line from GO was and he said it was the invisible and unbreakable line that connects Crowley and Aziraphale? it was only like 2 days ago but damn
#good omens#neil gaiman#good omens s2#good omens s3#good omens 2#good omens 3#aziracrow#a/c#ineffable spouses#air conditioning#gnu terry pratchett
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it really is insane to me how in the mid 2010s netflix had a reputation of making cool, inclusive series as well as saving tv shows after their networks cancelled them, and now here we are today with every halfway decent netflix original show getting cancelled after 1-2 seasons and a bajillion episodes of bigmouth
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This is beautiful but I personally hate his little mustache
Either commit to an epic tache or shave it, is my view
William Etty - Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828-30)
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its always ”b-b-but arent you DEAD??” and never ”was it fun getting buried it looked fun?” never ”was it difficult to claw your way through the soft earth?” they NEVER ask if the first breath of air after fighting myself out of my coffin was refreshing and tasted like sorrow and relief. it did. by the way. not that anyone CARES >:(
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Portalicious 🚪 Concept painting from 2020 for a project that ended up never happening.
Oil on canvas board, 8 x 10". This sketch and the concept are both available, feel free to msg if it strikes your fancy
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since moving here ive noticed europeans have no concept of how few americans ever leave USA. every american tourist youve met is of an economic crust that is vastly unobtainable to the other like. 85% generously. no matter what you have believed i can guarantee this. even getting to canada isnt really a possibility and the mexico-US border is highly controlled and militarized.
to put it into perspective. a ~2 hour flight from london to warsaw is like. 30 to 45 USD?
and a 2 hour flight from one US city to another would be about 130 USD
it was very cheap to fly here. i make over 100k USD now and i dont know if ill ever be able to afford leaving. if that gives you an idea of how prohibitive travel is here. i havent even touched on how the US has Zero guaranteed holidays by the govt. many people here go years without ever having an entire week off of work
this has had a like. massive impact on American Brain and they dont even know it because travel isnt even a consideration economically. they dont even know how much more vacation time european countries have guaranteed
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