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🫀Exibit d for the court hearings🫀 They make fun of me for being a cult leader with no followers. Jokes on them, they don't know I have recruited all 100 of my personalities. 🫀
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I don't wanna brag or anything but I have like. 6 imaginary friends, who else has this much? Huh?
That's right me.
Their name is @plegg
They might be here by accident.
Probably.
That's what the kind doctor with the white lab coat repeated before he went and grabbed the horse tranquilizers.
The word "follower" is such a mundane term.
I find it more fitting to refer to "followers" of my blog as imaginary friends.
Because, just like imaginary friends
👉🏻🫀👈🏻 I speak/post to them, sometimes they respond. And I never expected that but I am happy nonetheless.
👉🏻🫁👈🏻 I don't like sharing the number because then the nice doctor with the white lab coat starts telling me of "admision to intensive care" and "maybe I should give you to the police".
👉🏻🧠👈🏻 Finally, the moment I start taking my meds everyone will go away.
So yeah. I have like 5 imaginary friends.
Can't beat that.
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The word "follower" is such a mundane term.
I find it more fitting to refer to "followers" of my blog as imaginary friends.
Because, just like imaginary friends
👉🏻🫀👈🏻 I speak/post to them, sometimes they respond. And I never expected that but I am happy nonetheless.
👉🏻🫁👈🏻 I don't like sharing the number because then the nice doctor with the white lab coat starts telling me of "admision to intensive care" and "maybe I should give you to the police".
👉🏻🧠👈🏻 Finally, the moment I start taking my meds everyone will go away.
So yeah. I have like 5 imaginary friends.
Can't beat that.
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That clay snake is amazing... pretty good payment @squishyowl . The info is yours...
That little snake hiding in the bushes was fire too. The fur babies as extra payment really sweetened the deal.
Here you go @historitor-bookshelf
Dark Angels that have catholic guilt and keep mementos of their past loves.
One of my rarest findings may I say but its all yours.
And remember.
No fun police. We can't have them rain on our pride parade.
And I wouldn't have made this game unless I didn't see those things being a repeat happening.
Like. You know what I am saying?
You see it in one book. Ok that's was a choice, let's move on.
You see it two different books. Odd but you move past it.
Alright three times. Is this a pattern?
Is this who we are now?
What was happening in Black Library during the 90s?
They were up to something. I can see glimpses of their vision and I somewhat feel cheated that we never got that Salamanders Villain Arc.
You don't know subversion of expectations until you read a salamander tell a bunch humans that he isn't here to save them and that they can go eat bricks for all he cares.
Or that space wolve romantic side plot. Like sure, it would have been mangled corpse and a thing only the author could love. But it would have been entertaining to read.
Theres an alternative timeline that never came to be because Games Workshop patched up that gas leak.
#warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#wh40k#black library#games workshop#open that gas leak again#dark angels with feelings#space wolves having crushes
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The information is pretty old traveler. I read far and wide to find it.
And my rates are pretty high, but you find me in a good mood today.
I take payment in fluffy bunny photos or snake pictures in silly hats.
If you are dedicated you bring the loot and I will give you the goods.
Remember no cops.
Or games workshop. Can't have the fun police rain on our parade.
And I wouldn't have made this game unless I didn't see those things being a repeat happening.
Like. You know what I am saying?
You see it in one book. Ok that's was a choice, let's move on.
You see it two different books. Odd but you move past it.
Alright three times. Is this a pattern?
Is this who we are now?
What was happening in Black Library during the 90s?
They were up to something. I can see glimpses of their vision and I somewhat feel cheated that we never got that Salamanders Villain Arc.
You don't know subversion of expectations until you read a salamander tell a bunch humans that he isn't here to save them and that they can go eat bricks for all he cares.
Or that space wolve romantic side plot. Like sure, it would have been mangled corpse and a thing only the author could love. But it would have been entertaining to read.
Theres an alternative timeline that never came to be because Games Workshop patched up that gas leak.
#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#warhammer#games workshop#shitpost#open that gas leak again#black library
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Do you remember when imagines was a popular thing on whisper?
Alright.👏🏻
I want you to take a seat.
Take it, don't be shy.
And relax it's a long story that involves a woman, primarchs and a lot of smut.
Now. 👏🏻
🕯Imagine🕯
You are a hermit, living deep under a rock, whatever news of the community that reach you is years after the fact.
Two years in your filthy writing un-carear a friend comes on the entrance of the cave you live in and casually drops.
*insert image of female human x a primarch here, I wont post the original use your imagination I am not in the mood for another cease and desist*
And you ask, who is that? Clueless as to who that female character was.
Oh it's an oc, from a fic. "You (as in you not me, you as a reader, you get it you are smart) x *insert random primarch*". It's a genre, didn't you know it?
So after he asks that question your entire world dropped two centimeters on its axis.
A what?
Dude slapped me so hard I went back in time and became a conquistador alongside Kroeger (if I am not mistaken, this is already a joke one person might get).
So you check.
It is a thing.
ITS A THING.
The imagine ends here, my brain is still missing. Bye. Never knew him. Gone sis. Gone with the wind.
But I am not talented or good enough to do a first person pvo. But like, I can cook something with the building blocks given. That being a woman oc discovering new ways to extract gene seed from a primarch.
So.
So.
So.
I had a human led story left at first drafts deep in limbo, but NOW. NOW,
Call me a necromancer necrodancer cause it's time to ressurect this motherlover from it's shallow grave with a song and a dance...
But wait theres more.
Why not defile a second fic I had permanently left on the backburner?
YEEEES.
IMPERIUM SECUNDUS CAUSE THATS THE MOST CALM ERA TO LIVE IN. PERFECT FOR ROMANCE.
I was going to have a romantic triangle between Sang, Guilliman and the Lion on that one.
BUT NOW.
STICK A HUMAN IN THERE.
FUCK IT.
AND HER, ALL OF THEM.
REVERSE HAREM CAUSE I CAN. WHY ONLY ONE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL?
PERPETUAL WOMAN GETTING 3 METAHUMAN BOYFRIENDS SHE NEVER ASKED FOR.
NONE OF THESE WORDS ARE IN THE BIBLE.
Hell is hot, and is destined for me....🎶🎶🎶
So hi. Hello again.
You reached the end.
I am shocked that you did.
Thank you.
So yeah, the idea has been slapped, stitched and glued together in like. A week.
Breaking new ground, new horizons ahead of me.
That's the thing with all the things I do, its a gamble if it will be good or not.
The important part is for everyone to have fun.
I sure will.
So yeah.
New fic ✨️🎉
A rare thing, since I am terminally uninspired you see.
#warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#wh40k#fanfic#fanfic writing#warhammer fanfic#hermitcore#yes I do not interact with the world much#like a cryptic all the things I learn are against my wishes but they benefit me anyway#ao3#ao3 fanfic
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Did another art study.
Yay? Anyway.
I realized that I posted the final product. But not like. The original pic of the study.
Making it hard for anyone to judge if it was a good practise run or not.
So now that changes.
More art.
Yay. This time we are certain. We are indeed going places. Very slowly. But its better than nothing.
New high score: 766.06 hours ✨️
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Since quite a few people asked...
I won't tell what the story's name is.
I want you to go out there blind into the dark haunted woods of Black Library's old calatogue and fall head first into that mine on your own.
Like I did, it's most fun and cursed when you least expect it.
You read about a boy in his village.
Then boom. Titan spreads its legs and he jumps into the titanussy.
And I wouldn't have made this game unless I didn't see those things being a repeat happening.
Like. You know what I am saying?
You see it in one book. Ok that's was a choice, let's move on.
You see it two different books. Odd but you move past it.
Alright three times. Is this a pattern?
Is this who we are now?
What was happening in Black Library during the 90s?
They were up to something. I can see glimpses of their vision and I somewhat feel cheated that we never got that Salamanders Villain Arc.
You don't know subversion of expectations until you read a salamander tell a bunch humans that he isn't here to save them and that they can go eat bricks for all he cares.
Or that space wolve romantic side plot. Like sure, it would have been mangled corpse and a thing only the author could love. But it would have been entertaining to read.
Theres an alternative timeline that never came to be because Games Workshop patched up that gas leak.
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And I wouldn't have made this game unless I didn't see those things being a repeat happening.
Like. You know what I am saying?
You see it in one book. Ok that's was a choice, let's move on.
You see it two different books. Odd but you move past it.
Alright three times. Is this a pattern?
Is this who we are now?
What was happening in Black Library during the 90s?
They were up to something. I can see glimpses of their vision and I somewhat feel cheated that we never got that Salamanders Villain Arc.
You don't know subversion of expectations until you read a salamander tell a bunch humans that he isn't here to save them and that they can go eat bricks for all he cares.
Or that space wolve romantic side plot. Like sure, it would have been mangled corpse and a thing only the author could love. But it would have been entertaining to read.
Theres an alternative timeline that never came to be because Games Workshop patched up that gas leak.
#warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#wh40k#black library#games workshop#shitpost#that trainwreck sure burns bright#bring back the salamanders villain arc
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Inside of me there are two miniature painters.
The first, that spends hours painting tiny details with a brush made out of hair plucked from a unicorn born in North Korea.
(Look it up. They have a unicorn cave besides inventing burritos.)
The second, who just primed a Grey Knights mini and used a 4€ primer because I couldn't wait for the good one they ordered to arrive.
And yes, it did come out blotchy and textured.
Yes.
It does look like the poor thing was blasted by nurgle.
Yes.
I do regret.
And Yes.
I will try and fix it by using textured paint.
Will it work?
#warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#wh40k#miniature#mini painting#miniature painting#grey knights#games workshop#dragging north korea into a discussion about miniature painting since 2024
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More metal/ jewelry art studies.
I am not unsatisfied.
But I can't say I am pleased either.
I am mostly in like. In between.
Which I guess is progress.
We have moved past the "what the fuck am I doing, it looks awful" phase. When it comes to metallic shiny things that is.
✨️New high score: 741.4 hours ✨️
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Google had a stroke so I made a meme out of it.
Look at the lovely Garran Crowe. Surrounded by google accurate purifiers.
Trully a awesome, terrifying even.
#warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#wh40k#grey knights#shitpost#games workshop#i want a bunch of purifiers dressing up as google accurate purifiers for halloween
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233 days later
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✨️🌈I DID IT. I FINISHED IT.🌈✨️
It hurt. If i am being honest with you it was a pain in the ass.
Thats why I'll do it again.
I've grown a fetish for painting diamonds.
NEXT UP DIAMOND RED CORSAIR RAPTORS. CAUSE I CAN.
We begin a Red Corsair army babyyyyyy and the first mini is a diamond venomcrawler.
Lore reason on why they would have that?
🌈💪They stole it.💪🌈
Also...
In case anyone wants to try painting this themselves.
The recipe is all yours 🚹🚺🚻.
And if you do try it out. Do share the results with me. ✨️🌈💪
#warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#wh40k#miniature#mini painting#miniature painting#dark mechanicum#red corsairs
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More art studies.
Alright. I have stuff to say.
When I dont have stuff to say. But I digress.
I think.
Like.
I feel.
I might be getting somewhere.
I might be dumb as well, I don't know.
Without an art teacher it's really hard to judge your own art.
For me. I see it and I hate it. But I do learn stuff from the studies.
We do be learning.
Maybe...
Anyway.
Current score: 754.1 Hours
#art study#digital art#digital illustration#art#artwork#digital artwork#art is hard#fafo saga#illustration
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Today's post is titled.
9gag reuploader passing my diamond venomcrawler as their own gets roasted because of my bad photography skills.
Now that is a trip of a sentance.
Let's begin. At the beginning.
By accident I came across this today.
That is my reddit post, word for word, typo included reuploaded on 9gag.
I am not even mad. This is hilarious.
They couldn't change the obviously wrong word of wok into work properly.
But the true comedy gold comes at the comment section.
My man get's roasted not for stealing but for my bad photography skills and the blurry image.
Is this a comedy genre I am not aware of?
The names of the commentors have been blured because I am not here to pick a fight with them.
Except my beloved fentanylo. Who wants to prove how much he does not care by commenting that he does not care. In a post where everyone cares how shit my photography skills are.
This post is like an ogre. It has comedic layers.
PSA: For anyone reading, do not interact with the 9gag post. I love it being up, I want it to keep being up. My man has stolen all my diamond venomcrawler reddit posts and I want to run an experiment to see if they will post the final product as well.
Which fun fact i am very close to finishing the boy. I have like 3 legs, a bit of silver and its over.
So... stay tuned for that?
I don't know 🚹 this was my black mirror episode and I thought the 3 people that follow me should know. So we can all sit back and have a little laugh.
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WHERE IS YOUR BOOP BUTTON?! I'VE BEEN BOOPING STRANGERS FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT AND I CANT BOOP A FRIEND?!
WHAT IS A BOOP BUTTON 😭😭😭
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The second chosen one has been revealed...
This post is titled.
Just say it.
For the past two months I've been reading quite a few 40k books.
I saw it all, read it all, not many things suprise me anymore.
BUT
For the love of god everyone just self sensors when it comes to the word fuck.
In First and only they say feth.
In 13th Legion they say frag.
Just say fuck. Just say it, are you afraid your mom will put you on time out if you say it.
Let's ignore the gang rape scene in Inquisition War.
Let's ignore the detailed scenes of being devoured alive by tyranids Deathwing had.
Let's even ignore the mountains of corpses every book has by the end.
No
Saying the word fuck is just taking it too far. Doesn't matter that 4 seconds ago someone died by being disemboweled and we got the juciest details of their guts spilling out.
No
Saying fuck.
Now that's where we draw the line.
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I do not get why the Red Corsairs are not a popular choice.
Like.
Like here is the elevator pitch for the warband and then we can come to some justified conclusion.
What isn't there to love?
You want me to turn into an infomencial and make a top 3 reasons why the Red Corsairs are great?
Cause I can.
And I will.
The Diverse Working Enviroment
Here in the Red Corsairs we might have started as Ultramarines but the barrier for entry is on the floor. So anyone can join.
You are Night Lord with a bad rep and no ship.
Buckle up we got you covered.
You are a Fallen and have 20 Dark Angels all up in yo business? Trying to shoot down the boss babe you are?
Fear not, or in our case. Know no Fear. We are strapped and don't get clapped.
You are a traitor that likes their Legion but sadly you got in our way?
Tough luck buddy, you will join or die and your geene seed will join our cause. Nothing personal battle brother. Just business as usual.
Everyone is welcome as long as they follow Huron's guidelines and don't aggitate the topless sweaty Khorne worshipping Ultramarines in the basement.
Sustainability
Unlike the corrupt Imperium of man and the corpse Emperor our leader is powered by miracles (which is trully a miracle how he survived but that on the next section), and we use 0 psyckers to power our crap.
Our carbon footprint is also minimum as we use salvaged goods and don't indulge in toxic industries that destroy worlds.
The Red Corsair base of operation is in the Eye of Terror and from there we expand our scope. A place greatly known for its constant shifts, and horrible conditions but the tan our serfs have are spectacullar from all that cosmic radiation.
Finally we are commited to recycling. As in we take from our victims benefactors and put those stolen goods to some great use. Nothing goes to waste, neither mortal, nor static object. If something is not nailed on the floor we will take it.
In fact we might take the floor too and the nails used to set it in place.
Nothing goes to waste!
Unmatched Leadership
Last, but certainly not least.
The man.
The myth.
The Legend.
Huron Blackheart.
Aka Lufgt Huron.
Aka what would happen if we gave a compressed Guilliman a daemonic familiar and left him to ferment in a warp storm.
Not only the name is so edgy you might cut yourself by saying it out loud. But also it's complex enough that if you say it quickly three times without twisting your tongue theres is a chance furniture might start levitating.
The man has put his Ultramarine brain to use and amased enough influence and power to put the Black Legion to shame.
Huron went from 0 to 100 in no time, he is a self made Warmaster. With no daddy issues or troubles in the world, he goes into battle blasting Alestorm in the voxxcasters.
He does not care.
He probably wears this when he wants to relax.
You think he cares?
He does not care.
He has a biker gang specifically organized to hunt down those who have betrayed him.
They slap those things on their armors not for the usual biker reason
(which fun fact the meaning is, 99% of the bikers are law-abiding, where the 1% are not. That's where the 1% comes from. The more you know 🌈)
no they wear that 1% because that's how high are your chances of escaping from them are.
Is that a bit extreme?
Yes.
You think he cares?
He does not care.
The dude once gathered his buddies and decided...
to you know. Have a casual outing. Nothing too serious, it was a sunday afteral.
So they decided on.
Kidnapping Guilliman.
Which they almost did if not for a Fallen of all people getting in the way.
But still.
The mad lad took Macragge's Honour and went on a joyride/ mini civil war.
Who in the galaxy can turn and say.
Yeah, I stole Macragge's Honour, almost captured my old Primarch. Told a daemon prince they are irrelevant on my way there. Anyway after crushing a fool who thought he could take my crown as king of the space pirates, I went to the home planet of the White Scars and kidnapped and tortured their Chapter Master. What did you do this week? 💅
Who wouldn't want to be a part of that?
You tell me I can be an immortal, gorgeous chaos Ultramarine goth boy going on pirate adventures across the galaxy?
Where do I sign up?
I don't need ink for a signature.
I will use my own blood.
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