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carson-the-arson · 2 months

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HELLO MAGNUS ARCHIVES FANS I NEED HELP!!

Okay so I’m making book marks for all of the entities and I’m putting quotes for all of them!

For example: the sky ate him, dig, take her not me, etc

However I don’t know what quotes to use for the hunt and the slaughter!

Does anyone have any suggestions?

#magnus archives #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma the hunt #tma the slaughter

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carson-the-arson · 3 months

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carson-the-arson · 3 months

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The Ballad of Will Graham

I am drenched and drowning in misery

My life is the ocean that surrounds me

And there may be happy times

Drifting in waves

But in the end

They are mixed into sea foam

And they drown me too

And I do not have a life boat

And I do not know how to swim

And every person I meet

Seems determined

To weigh me down more

And call me strong

And I hesitate to call myself a target

Despite all of the hardships

And all of the pain

Because a target to me

Is a dart board

Which is there to be hit

To be pierced

It is there to be hurt

And I am not there to be hurt

No

I am a stag

Being hunted in my home

For nothing more than the crime

Of existing as I am

I am tall and strong and beautiful

And alive

And everyone seems determined

Not to keep me that way

I am a fish

Swimming upstream

Almost free of the latest struggle

That came right after the latest struggle

And when my face is finally out of the rapids

I bite on a fish hook

On the sight of help

On the offer of friendship

I bite on a fish hook

And they kill me again

I have died a thousand deaths

From a hundred different hands

Who claimed to be different

And who claimed to care

I have died a thousand deaths

But I do not know

If I have lived even once

#will graham #hannibal nbc #will Graham needs a hug #original poem #poems and poetry #poem #a poem about will Graham

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carson-the-arson · 4 months

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Not to sound unhinged or anything but why do manwha men have the juiciest ass and tits ever seen. Like god damn

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carson-the-arson · 6 months

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I regressed to my middle school days and started The Vampire Diaries again for shits and giggles and like-

It’s so Fucking bad akahahwjsnshbs

I’m dying it’s awful

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carson-the-arson · 7 months

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I love fic authors who say ‘This story is set in a real world au’ in the description but then also tag it as A/B/O like go girl, live in your delusions

#fanfic #ao3 #I want to know what would they live in #a/b/o #a/b/o verse #a/b/o isn’t my real world #but go off i guess

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carson-the-arson · 7 months

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God I wish I had the naive optimism in the rest of my life than I do subscribing to a fic last updated in 2020

#i am a simple creature #who reads too much fanfiction #fanfic #ao3fic #my fic got abandoned #and this is killing me

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carson-the-arson · 7 months

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I’m a self-fulfilling prophecy

I take a nap because I don’t get enough sleep at night

I don’t get enough sleep at night because I’m to awake from my nap

This is not a good cycle to be in

#my teachers worry about me #pls help #i need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep #at night #not midday

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carson-the-arson · 7 months

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Gotta love being so tired that you fall asleep in math class but then getting home and not being able to sleep at all

#im so tired #sleepy #i am eepy #i just want to sleep

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carson-the-arson · 7 months

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Hi, hello question for Magnus Archives fans who aren’t as stupid as me. Is the reason that Mag 100- ‘I Guess You Just Had To Be There’ is such a disaster because Jon can like tell who might actually have a story and also make people give more coherent statements or is it just because Tim, Martin, and Melanie are disasters? (Emphasis on Martin, love him though)

#the magnus archives #tma podcast #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #melanie king

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carson-the-arson · 7 months

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Screaming crying sobbing,

I knew the Magnus Archives was going to get too creepy for me eventually but I just binged from Mag 68 to Mag 82 and I cannot sleep

#the magnus institute #the magnus archives #mag 79 #not sasha #the distortion #the distortion voice is literally my gender #but it will also haunt my nightmares #and it can’t haunt my nightmares #cus I have work tomorrow

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carson-the-arson · 7 months

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Guess who finally finished season one of the Magnus Archives??? And who’s already spent so much money on merch???

Probably someone who makes really bad decisions

#it’s me #I’m the one making really bad decisions #whoops #the magnus archives #tma #I’m obsessed with Jonathan sims #jonathan sims #is so fine #and I don’t like men

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carson-the-arson · 9 months

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I love watching my funky little men bond and be silly, like aww

Bro has me tee hee heeing

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #suits tv #harvey specter #mike ross #criminal minds #spencer reid #derek morgan #the magnus archives #i crave a father #I view so many of these men as a dad #someone parent me please

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carson-the-arson · 9 months

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Anytime I see someone open Hulu I immediately start shaking and whining like a chihuahua

I can no longer form a coherent thought apart from

‘Hannibal? Are we going to watch Hannibal?? Are we going to watch NBC’s 2013 series Hannibal featuring Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy?? Are we going to watch Han-‘

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal nbc #i’m in love with this man #it’s an addiction #Hannibal lecter is my baby girl

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carson-the-arson · 9 months

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I am rewatching Hannibal

I have relapsed

But also I cannot take Will or Hannibal seriously for the life of me

These dramatic gay men need to get their shit together

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal nbc #i would let this man do unspeakable things to me

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carson-the-arson · 9 months

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