carnivorous-parasite - Tumblr blog

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Text

i love having to actively restrain myself from deleting all my accounts and never showing my face online again

#Vent

1 note · View note

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Text

wow its times like these where I'm reminded I fucking hate myself

#vent #I will never be rid of this fucking feeling #gnawing at my insides #some days its hard for me to do anything bc I know it means nothing #i am this close to losing it #I am THIS CLOSE to giving up on art entirely #*draws something* wow I never want to draw again #can't do this shit no more 😹

0 notes

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Photo

sprinkles some gachas food mercs in ur tf2

2K notes · View notes

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Note

fyi pansexuality is bi-erasure plz dont use it in head canons :c

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

121 notes · View notes

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Note

engiespy is bi/pan solidarity

YEAH IT FUCKING IS wow look Engie loves his non-spynary pansexual spouse and Spy loves his trans bisexual husband

582 notes · View notes

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Text

i have spy brainrot so i wanted to see if there was any canon evidence of them holding their cigarettes differently/their different mannerisms. of course there's not a lot to go off from sfms, but blu is depicted holding his with this little two-fingered grip, and i noticed that red tends to have his hand more balled around it (though he also does the two-finger grip less often).

bonus that maybe red spy is ambidextrous? you can see he switches the hands he uses for his cigarette above, as well as for his knife:

304 notes · View notes

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Audio

Sometimes I think about the fact that Paladins did a promotional crossover with TF2 where their character Barik got an Engineer themed skin; here’s the thing though. All skins of a certain quality tier come packaged with custom voice packs, and the promotional Engineer skin was voiced by none other then Grant Goodeve himself, the original voice actor of Engineer. I’m not sure where I’m going with this anyway here’s a voiceline where the Engineer calls you a pretty boy for all your pretty boy needs.

4K notes · View notes

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Audio

Sometimes I think about the fact that Paladins did a promotional crossover with TF2 where their character Barik got an Engineer themed skin; here’s the thing though. All skins of a certain quality tier come packaged with custom voice packs, and the promotional Engineer skin was voiced by none other then Grant Goodeve himself, the original voice actor of Engineer. I’m not sure where I’m going with this anyway here’s a voiceline where the Engineer calls you a pretty boy for all your pretty boy needs.

4K notes · View notes

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Audio

Sometimes I think about the fact that Paladins did a promotional crossover with TF2 where their character Barik got an Engineer themed skin; here’s the thing though. All skins of a certain quality tier come packaged with custom voice packs, and the promotional Engineer skin was voiced by none other then Grant Goodeve himself, the original voice actor of Engineer. I’m not sure where I’m going with this anyway here’s a voiceline where the Engineer calls you a pretty boy for all your pretty boy needs.

4K notes · View notes

carnivorous-parasite · 6 hours

Photo