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cardboard-sorceress · 5 months
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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat
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cardboard-sorceress · 8 months
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pensé que este dibujo fue demasiado triste para usar en serio pero . necesito usarlo por un meme o algo lol
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cardboard-sorceress · 8 months
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Me when I bring home a grocery store lobster and keep it as a pet (His name is Chris and he lives in my bathtub)
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cardboard-sorceress · 8 months
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i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem
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cardboard-sorceress · 8 months
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IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN
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cardboard-sorceress · 8 months
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they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
1 part methadone
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cardboard-sorceress · 9 months
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Hi! That's me, thank you!! I'm really proud of how these turned out, here's the link to the PDF if anyone wants to check out the project :D
EVERYBODY SHUT UP
MY VERY BEST FRIEND KAY ( @cardboard-sorceress ) MADE A LITTLE ZINE ABOUT ALL THE WEIRD TYPES OF LOVE YOU ENCOUNTER AS A QUEER PERSON AND ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER AND EVERYONE SHOULD GO CHECK HER OUT BC SHES SO COOL AND FUN AND TALENTED AND FUNNY
ILL LET HER DECIDE WHERHER SHE WANTS TO POST HER POEMS BUT OMFG I APMOST CRIED READING THEM
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cardboard-sorceress · 9 months
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I Made a Zine!!
"Little Loves" is a small poetry zine about all of the different types of love you encounter as a queer person.
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Hi there! I don't post my creative work often, but this project means a lot to me, and I want to share it with as many folks as I can! I've been working on this zine for a few months, doing the artwork, writing, and formatting - I'm really proud of what I've created! It's a mostly autobiographical collection of poems about all of the fun, messy, complicated types of love you encounter as a queer person. If you're at all interested in poetry or queer art, it'd mean a lot of you gave it a read!
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cardboard-sorceress · 9 months
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cardboard-sorceress · 9 months
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wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
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cardboard-sorceress · 9 months
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wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
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cardboard-sorceress · 9 months
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wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
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cardboard-sorceress · 9 months
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i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much
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