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captaintcews · 5 years

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play this on loop for me until i die

segs literally had the realization it was his first goal and stood the fuck up to ask him about it.. i love

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#dylan strome #chicago blackhawks #this is good #i am: impressed #tiktok

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tyler seguin: let’s play 20 questions, you start

jamie benn: uhh, okay. what’s your favourite colour?

tyler: triangle. are you into guys?

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it’s so insidious that priyanka chopra can straight up advocate for bombing kashmir and pakistan and label it “patriotism” with her bitchy clap back at a distressed activist trying to hold her accountable and being silenced, and meanwhile shitty uk tabloids be like

the disconnect is unreal. the fundamental lack of understanding of the situation in south asia right now and the way (this brand of) western media is so desperate to maintain the status quo of keeping celebrity culture up on its pedastal that encouraging nuclear warfare against innocent and oppressed civilians, like, doesn’t matter at all

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man like. being lgbt kind of ruins time with relatives in a very specific way that cishets will never truly experience. like family time can be rough tm but theres a special brand of discomfort that lgbt people face and it’s kinda wild

#hahaha #yes #being closeted in a m*slim family #wow #about me

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me: yeah I like hockey a normal amount

me, watching hockey: god what a fucking sexy pass

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It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

#not hockey #but this is so funny oh my god

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Jamie Benn: *6’2, 210lbs, captian of Dallas Stars, lots of tattoos, “don’t care” attitude, drops gloves against the biggest and baddest players in the league, hip checks guys over themselves routinely, known as one of the most difficult players to play against, breaks sticks in cellys and frustration over is leg*

also Jamie Benn: has a cat and

#jamie benn #dallas stars

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BHC2019: 1988

#patrick kane #jonathan toews #bhc 19 #chicago blackhawks

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Felt cute would never delete later

#patrick kane #chicago blackhawks

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The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

#strawberry wall #interesting #that kinda sounds cool

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“I wish I had the time to do that.”

- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

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