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F#ck I forgot Athena-
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ATHENA KID: Mom I like girls
ATHENA: that’s fine, I love you, but you should be liking those books.
ATHENA KID: mom-
ATHENA: no homosexuality until you finish your homework
Demigods coming out to their godly parents
NOTE: I’m only using hypothetical children, not established characters.
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ZEUS KID: Dad, I’m Bi.
ZEUS: I’m a little disappointed you’re only interested in TWO genders.
ZEUS KID: that’s… not what it means.
ZEUS: I mean I’m Omni, if it has a hole it has a goal.
ZEUS KID: Jesus dad-
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POSEIDON DAUGHTER: Dad, this is my girlfriend.
POSEIDON: you like girls too? So do I! We have so much in common! I mean I like boys too but whatever! Anyway she’s beautiful, does she like the beach?
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HADES KID: hey dad, I’m gay.
HADES: awesome.
HADES KID:
HADES KID: you’re not mad or upset or?
HADES: what, why would I be?
HADES KID: I mean, I just kinda figured…
HADES: my child, you come from a lineage of ancient Greeks. We’re all Bi at the minimum. Your uncle is trying to seduce someone as a peacock right now.
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YOUNG GIRL: I’m Aro-Ace.
ARTEMIS: that makes this WAY easier.
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APOLLO KID: hey dad, I’m Aro-Ace.
APOLLO:
APOLLO: I love you and cherish you and would overthrow Olympus for you
APOLLO: but how the F#CK is that possible, because half of you is my DNA, so there should be a minimum of at least one gender you like
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ARES SON: dad, I’m gay.
ARES: terrific, now you’ll be closer to your fellow soldiers in war, just like the Spartans were!
ARES SON: dad no-
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APHRODITE KID: Mom, I’m pan.
APHRODITE: oh
APHRODITE: oh that opens so many doors
APHRODITE: I’m gonna go tell Cupid because there are so many people I wanna ship you with now
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HEPHAESTUS KID: dad, I’m trans.
HEPHAESTUS: That’s cool. Love you, son- I mean daughter, shit sorry.
HEPHAESTUS:
HEPHAESTUS: anyway I can build you something to help transition if you want
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HERMES KID: dad, I’m a lesbian.
HERMES:
HERMES: we are robbing a bank right now
HERMES: I mean good for you and I love you, but you were supposed to stay with the getaway vehicle
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DEMETER KID: mom, I’m a lesbian.
DEMETER:
DEMETER: so you like peaches and melons instead of carrots? Because that’s cool
DEMETER KID: mOM-
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DIONYSUS KID: dad, I like both boys and girls.
DIONYSUS: don’t we all?
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Demigods coming out to their godly parents
NOTE: I’m only using hypothetical children, not established characters.
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ZEUS KID: Dad, I’m Bi.
ZEUS: I’m a little disappointed you’re only interested in TWO genders.
ZEUS KID: that’s… not what it means.
ZEUS: I mean I’m Omni, if it has a hole it has a goal.
ZEUS KID: Jesus dad-
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POSEIDON DAUGHTER: Dad, this is my girlfriend.
POSEIDON: you like girls too? So do I! We have so much in common! I mean I like boys too but whatever! Anyway she’s beautiful, does she like the beach?
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HADES KID: hey dad, I’m gay.
HADES: awesome.
HADES KID:
HADES KID: you’re not mad or upset or?
HADES: what, why would I be?
HADES KID: I mean, I just kinda figured…
HADES: my child, you come from a lineage of ancient Greeks. We’re all Bi at the minimum. Your uncle is trying to seduce someone as a peacock right now.
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YOUNG GIRL: I’m Aro-Ace.
ARTEMIS: that makes this WAY easier.
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APOLLO KID: hey dad, I’m Aro-Ace.
APOLLO:
APOLLO: I love you and cherish you and would overthrow Olympus for you
APOLLO: but how the F#CK is that possible, because half of you is my DNA, so there should be a minimum of at least one gender you like
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ARES SON: dad, I’m gay.
ARES: terrific, now you’ll be closer to your fellow soldiers in war, just like the Spartans were!
ARES SON: dad no-
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APHRODITE KID: Mom, I’m pan.
APHRODITE: oh
APHRODITE: oh that opens so many doors
APHRODITE: I’m gonna go tell Cupid because there are so many people I wanna ship you with now
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HEPHAESTUS KID: dad, I’m trans.
HEPHAESTUS: That’s cool. Love you, son- I mean daughter, shit sorry.
HEPHAESTUS:
HEPHAESTUS: anyway I can build you something to help transition if you want
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HERMES KID: dad, I’m a lesbian.
HERMES:
HERMES: we are robbing a bank right now
HERMES: I mean good for you and I love you, but you were supposed to stay with the getaway vehicle
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DEMETER KID: mom, I’m a lesbian.
DEMETER:
DEMETER: so you like peaches and melons instead of carrots? Because that’s cool
DEMETER KID: mOM-
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DIONYSUS KID: dad, I like both boys and girls.
DIONYSUS: don’t we all?
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Finale of the Chain trying to figure out the timeline (Zelda edition)
DUSK: sorry… no
CHAIN: H u h
LULLABY: the timeline is off limits to talk about. You can literally ask us about anything else, just… not the timeline.
LEGEND: they better have an AA in this hyrule
WIND: um… why is it off limits?
SUNNY: the timeline is just one of those topics that each reincarnation knows not to talk about or try to explain. All of us (*gestures to all the Zeldas*) have seen what happens to the timeline and… well… we just decided not to deal with it.
DUSK: believe us, you really don’t want to sit down and really talk about it. From the timeline split…
FABLE: to the fact that the Fallen Hero timeline shouldn’t exist with what we know…
DOT: and the constant and never ending contradictions…
SUNNY: we all just gave up on it a long time ago.
FLORA: in the hundred years I held off Ganon, I got a good look at the timeline, and… really came to regret it because I get migraines now every time I think about it.
ATHENA: Hylia almighty it’s so complicated.
TETRA: anything but the timeline.
TIME: … Alright, changing subjects. *to Lullaby* did you know what would happen when you sent me back?
LULLABY: kind of? I knew it wouldn’t exactly fix everything in the time that I lived in, but I trusted you to try and fix it for another version. And… I wasn’t exactly thinking clearly.
TIME: yeah it’s all right. Probably for the best that it happened anyway.
LEGEND: speak for yourself.
FOUR: isn’t there a basic way to explain everything?
DOT: *sigh* not really. From the contradictions and chronological issues to the fact that no map of Hyrule looks the same, all of us are just done with it at this point.
TWILIGHT: back up back up… what was that about hyrule changing?
DUSK:
DUSK: you-
DUSK: there are nine of you
DUSK: how did you never notice…?
CHAIN: ?
*zeldas converge*
*five minutes later the chain is looking at maps of all of their versions of Hyrule*
WARRIORS: let’s go find that AA meeting
TIME: what… how… how the fu-
LULLABY: yep.
TWILIGHT: it’s… what?
FLORA: apparently Hyrule has very active tectonic plates.
LEGEND: Why does nothing look the same?!?!
DUSK: We honestly have no idea. Our best guess… Ganon.
*five minutes of silence later*
WILD: *to Dot* oh, by the way, we’re your ancestors cats?
DOT: wh-
DOT: what the fu-?
#linked universe#Zelda timeline#Lu sky#lu au#lu Sunny#Lu four#lu dot#lu time#lu lullaby#lu wind#lu tetra#lu twilight#lu dusk#lu legend#lu fable#lu hyrule#Lu aurora / Dawn#Lu warriors#lu Athena#Lu athena#Lu wild#lu flora#Jesus Christ so many tags#I’m putting the chain out of their misery…#… For now lmao
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I should have clarified, not Fi (except maybe for Sky), someone like Navi or Midna. Like someone close to the hero in question and not just a spirit-robot-guide-thing
What if the master sword (in a perfect and renewed state) is able to manifest an avatar to appear to the heroes with? It would be fun but would also come with a lot of angst. Like imagine seeing someone so fundamental and important to your life and them just being completely hollow, empty.
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Some more Wild angst (because this fan base loves it)
(Partially based on an idea I heard in @minty-mumbles story)
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Wild grimaced as he stepped foot inside the shop with the rest of the chain. He always hated these scent shops. He enjoyed the individual smells, but when combined it was far less appealing. That and bad experiences deterred him from these places. He knew this one was from a different Hyrule, but it still reminded him of the one from his own.
Twilight seemed to notice the champion’s shifting and nervousness, and silently hinted at the rest of the group to get moving. Wild appreciated this; being in these types of environments were still painful for him.
Zelda had taken Wild to one of these shops that she had found a couple months after they defeated the calamity. It was an old shop in hateno, one from even before the calamity. They specialized in medicinal and recreational scents and candles. She had wanted Wild to try using a specific one, one that supposedly helped with memory loss. He didn’t expect it to work. He still wasn’t sure if he could say it worked, because while it did bring back memories, it didn’t have the desired outcome.
First, the shop worker placed Wild in a small pool of water a few inches high, enough to cover his ears but not his face. The shop owner then put a mask over Wild’s eyes so he couldn’t see, and they lit the candles. It took a second, but soon Wild fell asleep.
The thing about the shrine of resurrection is that it only repairs and replaces parts of your body that were damaged or destroyed. For someone who got an arrow or stab to the heart and was brought in quickly, they might lose their recent memory. For someone who had been dead for several hours, they might lose some memories but they would be fine overall. For someone like Wild, who apparently suffered severe brain damage and severe injuries during the calamity and had been on the verge of death for hours, his complete memory loss wasn’t unexpected. Most of his memories were gone; they could never be replaced or brought back like his body could. So the only memories to be resurfaced by these candles would be ones after he recovered from his injuries.
Wild had always wondered if he was conscious during his recovery, but now he knew. The memories that resurfaced were ones of him kicking and screaming, clawing and tearing at the walls of the shrine until his fingers bled. He wondered if that had prolonged his stay in the shrine. He remembered crying, screaming, literally going insane from the solitude. He could feel his memories of his loved ones being ripped away one by one- first his friends, then the champions, then his family, and then Zelda. He kicked and screamed and cried because he felt alone. Eventually he stopped feeling, his mind finally broken, but he still cried and sobbed. He was alone. And then his memories were buried, and he didn’t remember anything when he exited the machine. A trauma response or a gift from the shrine? He had no idea.
As soon as Wild woke up he was kicking and screaming, shrieking and panicking. He had ripped off the eye mask, torn away the locks and bolts that were supposed to hold him down with sheer force of panic. Zelda had run over to him. He had heard the running as she went to calm him down. It sounded so much like that of an enemy. So, instinctively, Wild reacted like she was. He threw her over his shoulder, sending her flying into the wall, which broke from the force. Wild had drawn a sword from its sheath and was holding it dangerously close to her throat when he regained his senses.
“Link?”
He suddenly saw it was Zelda, and stumbled back, falling and as uttering away as his breath was sharp. He was having a panic attack. He looked around, and saw the villagers staring at him in shock. Luckily, Wild had been wearing the sheikah mask to hide his own identity, which thankfully worked. Wild didn’t know what to do. He was frozen in time, and movement seemed impossible. He couldn’t explain nor argue or defend himself. He was a random person who had just thrown the Princess through a wall.
Wild could only run. He didn’t even think or feel or process, he could only panic. His breathing was panicked, erratic, but he was able to keep running. He kept running into the night, crossed hyrule field, climbed the walls of the great plateau in the moonlight, and ran to the shrine of resurrection, where he sat and cried.
It took Zelda a few hours to find him. He later learned that she had placed a tracker in his Slate, hoping it would come in handy. Carefully, she set him against some pillows and bedding, and simply sat with him, holding him and hugging him as he tried (and failed) to forget all of it all over again. He had tried to apologize, but couldn’t get the words out. Somehow he knew that Zelda didn’t care or understood or something that made her forgive him when he didn’t deserve it.
“I’m sorry” was the only thing Zelda would say. She sounded guilty. It wasn’t her fault.
yet Wild hadn’t had the energy to try.
Twilight (in his wolf form) had found them a few hours later. Even after his journey, the hero of Twilight still assisted him. And he simply sat guard and watched the door. That simple gesture, that simple understanding and protection awarded Twilight lifelong trust that wouldn’t go away even if twilight himself stabbed Wid. And when Wild woke up, he didn’t immediately remember his torture.
So, needless to say, Wild didn’t like the scent shops.
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What if the master sword (in a perfect and renewed state) is able to manifest an avatar to appear to the heroes with? It would be fun but would also come with a lot of angst. Like imagine seeing someone so fundamental and important to your life and them just being completely hollow, empty.
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I like to think that the storms and waves in Wind’s hyrule are far larger and scarier than he says they’ll be. The chain goes to Wind’s hyrule and get on a boat and are completely blindsided by the fact that (at least in my headcanon) there are 20-foot-tall waves and wind strong enough to move the boat. The chain buys / rents / steals a larger boat and get curb stomped by the ocean. Wild and Warriors are being tossed around in the storage room, for once in his life Sky can’t sleep, Legend is only hanging on because he’s using the hook shot, and lord knows what happened to Four and Hyrule because they flew off two hours ago. Even Time and Twilight are having a hard time hanging on to the boat. Meanwhile, Wind (who’s completely used to this and has learned how to plant his feet) is cackling like a f#cking madman as he steers the ship.
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Part three of the chain losing their mind talking about the timeline :D
*after three nights of arguing, debating and drinking*
LEGEND: Let’s recap
HYRULE: please do I don’t understand any of this.
LEGEND: *pointing at Wind* in your timeline, the Zora just don’t exist anymore, and the Kokiri turned into Koroks because…?
WIND: evolution
LEGEND: … right.
WARRIORS: …you-… you live in a sea?? The Zora are water creatures…???
FOUR: ANYWAY, the problem is that the Zora and Rito exist in Wild’s timeline?
WILD: They are said to be distantly related I think, but that goes back a long time, but I don’t know why they started to turn into Rito.
LEGEND: *downs a bottle of milk* I’m so DONE.
FOUR:… yeah. And then there’s apparently the problem of… what did you call it? The Fallen Hero timeline?
TIME: *long drink of regret*
FOUR: … where the old man died in his fight with Ganon. But… that never happened?
TIME: yep. The split was caused by me going back in time and changing events that were supposed to happen, and since I technically wouldn’t exist if the events were truly changed…
FOUR: … grandfather paradox…
TIME: … then technically I just went to another universe.
LEGEND: *sobbing into his milk*
HYRULE: but why is that a problem for our timeline?
FOUR: because the catalyst for your timeline being made… never happened.
HYRULE: but.. we exist.
WIND: maybe Time’s Zelda changed the timeline again, leaving behind Legend and Hyrule’s timeline to make mine, and then created Twilight’s?
LEGEND: *throws an empty bottle at Wind*
FOUR: there’s… there’s no way to confirm it… any of this! We don’t have any idea how to know if any of this is true!
WARRIORS: we don’t even know if there was a timeline split at all or if this isn’t just random myths and legends. For all we know, we’re all just from different universes and we just happen to share the names of heroes.
TIME: so basically we’re back at square one of asking if it even happened?
TWILIGHT: yep.
FOUR: we just need someone who can confirm it! Like, just one person who’ll tell us how this all fits in together!
WILD: why not just ask all of our Zeldas?
CHAIN MINUS WILD: …
CHAIN MINUS WILD: what?
WILD: yeah, triforce of wisdom and all that? Why don’t we just ask one or all of our Zeldas when we meet them?
FOUR: you are a f#cking genius
TIME: alright, until then, NO TALKING ABOUT THE TIMELINE. AND WE ALL ASK THEM TOGETHER. If they don’t give us an answer we are to never talk about it again. Am I clear?
LEGEND: *half-unconscious* aye aye, captain.
#Linked universe#lu time#lu wind#lu legend#lu sky#lu four#Lu wild#lu twilight#lu hyrule#lu warriors#lu au#Zelda Timeline#drunk Legend
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How many hearts do you think each of the Links has? Like if we assume game mechanics magically blend in to the AU, how many would each Link have?
#I’d imagine Time has a lot#like the sum of both the games he was in#So about like 30#Wild probably maxed out all his hearts#But he gets hurt so often it doesn’t matter
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I think Twilight and Wind have an interesting relationship, not only because Twilight is perplexed that a 12 year old child beat Ganon, but because Wind is constantly trying to trick Twilight into biting him to test if Wind will become a werewolf
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LEGEND: So let me get this straight… these weird people you called the “Zonai” came down from the sky and created Hyrule, and NOT Sky’s descendants like we’ve all been assuming?
WILD: *long sigh* yep.
FOUR: So are these like minish?
WILD: no, they’re like… big… cat things?
….
WARRIORS: the fu-
SKY: And you said they had some sort of weird magic and advanced technology? Are they some sort of gods?
WILD: not… exactly?
FOUR: and their descendants mixed with humans and became the royal family? So why aren’t the royal family of my time royal cats?
WILD: I honestly have no clue how any of this works guys.
LEGEND: so… where does that put you in our timeline placement? Like what timeline?
WILD: I have no clue
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TIME: you all realize that this changed nothing right?
FOUR AND LEGEND: what?
TIME: Either way he’s still ten thousand years, if not more, ahead of all of us right?
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WIND: I think now’s a bad time to mention the Zora-Rito contradiction?
LEGEND: the f#ciing WHA-
*POV* the chain figuring out the timeline
SKY: Alright, let’s say this again because Hylia almighty… I’m from the very beginning of the timeline, right?
LEGEND: yep, no one in your time period has ever heard of anything called Hyrule and you created the master sword.
FOUR: And I’m next, because my time period comes only a century or so after Hyrule’s founding and there’s no mention of Ganon anywhere.
TIME: Yep. And I’m next, because everyone else has heard of me?
LEGEND: correct. Which leads to the timeline split…
*groans*
WIND: … I come from a time where you defeated Ganon as an adult because of our stories and legends matching with your adventures? And I have to be separate from everyone else in general because my hyrule was flooded?
TIME: yep.
TWILIGHT: and I come from a timeline where you went back in time and stopped your adventure from ever happening? Simply because of the fact that I’m your bloodline descendant and therefore come from a time period where you had kids?
TIME: *grimace* yep.
LEGEND: And I come from a timeline where you lost, because we have the stories of a hero who was killed.
HYRULE: and I therefore have to be in the same timeline because he exists as a legend in my time period.
LEGEND AND FOUR: yep.
WARRIORS: so… where the hell do I exist?
FOUR: our working theory is that you were originally part of Twilight’s timeline, but because of what happened in your adventure, you’re now a part of what we call the Unified timeline, where you have elements of a lot of time periods crammed into one timeline.
WARRIORS: oh, ok, great.
LEGEND: and wild probably exists in this new timeline or in any of the others. He’s too far out to accurately judge.
*10 seconds of silence*
WILD: did I accidentally eat those weird mushrooms again or was that entire conversation real?
LEGEND: *rubbing his eyes* no, it’s rea-… again?
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Fun Headcanon that Time still has the Picto Box from Majora’s Mask, and during the journey he takes pictures of all the different places that are in his hyrule- the ruins of the temple of time, death mountain, zora’s domain, lost woods- and keeps them all in a little book.
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Got bored and started thinking about what the Chain’s minds would look like if they were physical structures / places.
SKY: A smash-bros esq platform floating up in the clouds, a nice chill breeze and bright sun. His memories are stored in clouds floating around, and his emotions are represented by the clouds’ colors.
FOUR: I like to imagine his mind is made of four minish-like houses that house the different colors. His memories are stored in different plants and plant life.
TIME: I like to imagine his mind is a mix between the lost woods and Lon-Lon ranch. His memories are stored in different floating fairies, while his emotions are represented in Lon-Lon ranch. He also tends to hear the different songs he hears on his journeys; the main themes are Epona’s song (which represents the new life and chance he got for himself), Saria’s song (which represents the life he lost), and Zelda’s lullaby and the song of time (which represents his feelings of duty and responsibility, as well as guilt).
WIND: I imagine his Mindspace would be a boat floating / sailing across endless seas. Occasionally, an island passes by, which represents a series of memories. You can tell his emotions by the way the wind blows.
TWILIGHT: His mindspace would be Ordon village, specifically the different pastures and enclosures. The area would be permeated by floating shadows, which house his memories, and shadows represent people he lost or people he misses.
LEGEND: …I hate myself for this, but koholint is perfect. His memories would be housed in different cracks / breaks in reality, but inside his mind space Legend has no idea anything is wrong, and he can relax. He also has a vivid mental image of people like Marin.
HYRULE: His mind space is hard to narrow down, but I like to think of it as a series of endless paths and clearings that stretch out forever. His memories would be stored in various caves, in glowing rocks or crystals.
WARRIORS: I have no idea, I’m taking suggestions :)
WILD: I like to imagine his mind is slightly broken or fragmented; you could be in his house at hateno one minute, and walk through a doorway and find yourself in the shrine of ressurection. I like to imagine that, by walking through a random doorway or path, you could find yourself inside one of Wild’s memories that he unlocked on his journey.
#Linked universe#lu au#lu sky#lu four#lu time#lu wind#lu twilight#lu legend#lu hyrule#lu warriors#lu wild
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The chain all have their own unique fighting styles and, while they all have the same general style (if it works don’t chang it), they all have different traits.
SKY: has the most variety and power, but mainly chooses singular, strong slashes due to mostly using powerful weapons.
FOUR: Although skilled as a swordsmen in his own right, he also possesses natural dexterity and speed. He combines this with his natural inclination towards team-based fighting, moving like he’s two people.
TIME: His fighting style is varied, but he mainly chooses to utilize dexterity and openings, I.E jump slashes, spins, backflips, etc. but the biggoron sword slows him down a bit. (He also tends to pack useful items, like bombchus and deku nuts)
WIND: he’s the least experienced and has slow reaction times, but is able to use his size and speed to his advantage. He tends to uses mid to long-range items, as well as items like bombs.
TWILIGHT: Has similar moves and style as Time, but has greater speed and strength and is more ferocious.
LEGEND: Although skilled in combat, he tends to utilize his other tools and weapons in combat more. He hasn’t truly mastered anything, but he’s proficient in everything.
HYRULE: utilizes magic, but a lack of swordsmen opponents in his era has made him weaker in that department.
WARRIORS: arguably the most skilled in swordplay and combat, he’s quite the master of swordsmanship, able to match and read his opponents style and strategy. Arguably he has the best chance against the other heroes in blade-on-blade combat.
WILD: Wild actually has two combat styles, aligning with his pre and post calamity selfs. Pre-calamity his swordsmanship is perfect, if predictable, and after the calamity he tends to slip into this style as if it was instinct. Post-calamity his fighting style is more chaotic and unpredictable; rugged and less focused, but even warriors can’t really get a grasp on him.
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*POV* the chain figuring out the timeline
SKY: Alright, let’s say this again because Hylia almighty… I’m from the very beginning of the timeline, right?
LEGEND: yep, no one in your time period has ever heard of anything called Hyrule and you created the master sword.
FOUR: And I’m next, because my time period comes only a century or so after Hyrule’s founding and there’s no mention of Ganon anywhere.
TIME: Yep. And I’m next, because everyone else has heard of me?
LEGEND: correct. Which leads to the timeline split…
*groans*
WIND: … I come from a time where you defeated Ganon as an adult because of our stories and legends matching with your adventures? And I have to be separate from everyone else in general because my hyrule was flooded?
TIME: yep.
TWILIGHT: and I come from a timeline where you went back in time and stopped your adventure from ever happening? Simply because of the fact that I’m your bloodline descendant and therefore come from a time period where you had kids?
TIME: *grimace* yep.
LEGEND: And I come from a timeline where you lost, because we have the stories of a hero who was killed.
HYRULE: and I therefore have to be in the same timeline because he exists as a legend in my time period.
LEGEND AND FOUR: yep.
WARRIORS: so… where the hell do I exist?
FOUR: our working theory is that you were originally part of Twilight’s timeline, but because of what happened in your adventure, you’re now a part of what we call the Unified timeline, where you have elements of a lot of time periods crammed into one timeline.
WARRIORS: oh, ok, great.
LEGEND: and wild probably exists in this new timeline or in any of the others. He’s too far out to accurately judge.
*10 seconds of silence*
WILD: did I accidentally eat those weird mushrooms again or was that entire conversation real?
LEGEND: *rubbing his eyes* no, it’s rea-… again?
#Linked universe#zelda timeline#lu sky#lu four#lu time#lu wind#lu twilight#lu legend#lu hyrule#lu warriors#lu wild
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Wild breaks his swords so often because he has terrible edge alignment, and the fact that Hylian steel is less pure after thousands of years doesn’t help. They finally figure out the problem, and after a few lessons and getting Wild some proper weapons, they realize that Wild has been killing anything (and everything) he comes across with the equivalent of a giant butter knife, and start having a crisis together.
like they realize that his form, style, and technique is all perfect, but his edge alignment is just so unbelievably horrible that he’s basically been killing all his enemies with blunt force trauma. This was a problem pre-calamity too apparently, which Wild later finds out after talking with Zelda. They always figured something was wrong, but never really put 2 and 2 together because from the age of 12 this kid was wielding the master sword.
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I can only imagine that chaos that would ensue if the chain went to Termina. Like I’d genuinely want to see this written out and / or drawn. Here’s my idea for the storyline:
Going through another portal, the chain now find themselves in clocktown in either a future version of Termina or the dawn of the first day. Time is obviously a little apprehensive (lots of trauma from this place) and the rest of the group is obviously a little bit frazzled. But they quickly snap out of it and come up with a basic plan: Time will stay in / around Clocktown to try and hunt down Skullkid, and the rest of the chain goes out in pairs to deal with the various Termina Problems ™. Despite Wild’s assumptions, the team actually make it out quite well, with the more veteran heroes (i.e legend, twilight, warriors) are able to move through with relative ease, and by the night of the third day, they mostly have everything set up (to Time’s shock). The chain then proceeds to fight Majora / skull kid, but get overwhelmed by the various forms and stages. Because of this, Majora / skull kid manages to use P L O T M A G I C and Termina is destroyed. The chain go back to the beginning with all their progress reset.
They then proceed to try and speedrun the events until Time eventually figured out “hmm wait maybe I should get the fierce deity mask.” So on run whatever, they get everything done in record time and spend the rest of the time trying to get all the masks to get the fierce deity mask. Time is obviously wary to use it, but Wild is like “hm cool” and puts it on instantly. Everyone freaks out, but Wild is surprisingly able to control it relatively well (probably because he’s already dealing with lots of memory and emotion issues so that it’s kinda normal for him). Cut to the final fight with Majora, the chain wins and another portal opens and they leave.
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