SQUARE HAMMER: Download Festival, 2018 @ghelullu made me share these.

I forgot you liked fallout. I'm playing as Bubba in New Vegas and my boy is struggling!

Ahaha Well, probs doesn't help I rarely mentioned it here prior the announcement of the new show, but I've been a fan for like 16 years now. Bruv I am playing New Vegas now too and fucking struggling!!! I'm struggling in the fact I am lagging like nuts, getting a bunch of glitches and the npcs keep dying on me when I need them alive. I'm assuming a Bubba build would be Melee/Unarmed, high Strength, Perception and Endurance but low ass Intelligence, Charisma and Agility? Since that's what I'd go for a Bubba Sawyer build lol and is actually the build I'm doing for my current Courier Creeps 😂

I'm sorry for vomiting my horny ass all over your inbox.

I promise you that was the tamest ask I ever got in that inbox Here, we welcome the horny towards horror boys, especially the cannibal horror boys UwU Cause who else is gonna give them attention!!

some horror man: I am simple too ugly and horrendous to be love.

me: hey you want some sucky sucky???

Me towards these grotty men

Though I know for hell some of them are more like "I am fucking sexy as hell and you will suck it" like these motherfuckers

Hi!! I hope you're having a great day!

I've been imagining the Jupiter clan, from the 1977s or the 2006 remake, interacting with the hilliker brothers. Do you think they would get along??

Hahaha, nooooo no they would definitely not and it'd be the Brothers that'd be the instigators of any aggression cause they are just serial harassers and don't like playing nice with outsiders While Jupiter's clan, also disliking outsiders, are smart enough to notice 'Hey these three are similar to us' and are more likely to be open-ish, though very cautious and distrusting of course which they're very valid off since the Hilikers are mean bitches who will betray others that aren't their family. If anything 1977 Jupiter and 2006 Big Brain would see them as usable assets they can attempt to manipulate and control, a reason on why they may be "welcoming" But hey, who knows maybe all of them would be very cool with each other and help each other hunt and kill people, mutated cannibals being friends!! (Loosely on the cannibalism for Jupiters clan lol) Also thank you <3 I hope you're having a wonderful day too anon!

-silently comes back to this blog-

Was looking for new horror characters and came across this handsome bastard 👀

Like damn did they know how to make him 💦♥️

His names Brother Bob from a cruddy 2003 low tier movie called Monster Man.

HII! LOVE YOUR WORK! Do you think Mars ever tried having a gf or something? But went horribly wrong since he's a 🗑️man?

Makes me so happy that you do ❤️

Oh he definitely has tried and it never goes the way he envisions it, he definitely tried to get a girlfriend when he was in his teens, eventually giving up in his mid-twenties as he realises its easier to just get what he wants there and then.

Either he fucks it up for himself or the other clan members fuck it up for him (which is one of the many reasons why he gets aggressive with Pluto)

How he fucks it up himself is he has such a twisted view on relationships, getting angry that they weren't just falling for him and just screamed and cried all the time.

Trying to force his female victims into a submissive backwards traditional role of being at his beck and call, cooking and cleaning, just basically someone he controls.

Instead they would (obviously) attack him, which resulted in him abusing and beating them in return, eventually killing them when he becomes impatient with them not just abiding to his wants (which usually doesn't take long as he's incredibly impatient)

How the other Clan members fuck it up for him (say he doesn't get a chance to just abuse the shit out of the poor girls himself) they usually mock him or attempt to just take the victim for themselves to kill or assault, which is mostly Pluto trying to sneakily swoop in, which throws Mars into a tantrum of "This is mine" and either killing the victim in a 'if I can't have you to myself, no one can' or thinking that his potential gf has now been stolen and sullied so since he doesn't want that he disposes of them like some toy.

Really it's his own fault he can't get one and even if he found a gf as insane as he is, he'd still find a way to screw it up as he doesn't know a good thing even if it smacked him across the face

What is your favorite member from the Jupiter clan?

🥺i want to confess that i like Cyst so much, bad for me bc he just appears like in only 2 scene AHHH

Lol, literally Cyst as well hahaha! So my top faves are: Cyst, Goggle, Big Brain and of course Ruby the poor girl, she deserves so much in life. But yeh I adore Cyst so much, even like you said he's in only 2 scenes and one of them he's brutally murdered in (deserved, but still ;w;) I

Our boy needs a relaxing break 💅✨

have you seen the hills have eyes 2? If you have, what do you think of the mutant who helps the protagonists? I think it's very cute, like when he plays with the military's keys 😭🥺 he just want to help

I haven't watched it fully no, mostly cause I'm just not up for watching disappointing sequels atm and also don't want deal with the beginning of the movie just yet.

I already know a lot about it as I've read, watched and heard everything about the film and the comics (which I despise and wont take into lore) (watched as in scene snippets) THHE 2 is treated like WT7, it doesn't exist for me, simply cause of how poorly written and executed it is with story and character.

Hansel is cute in design, but I wished he was handled better, when I first saw pictures of him I had hopes he was maybe a scholar type that had the misfortune of being born in the wrong, horrid family and does his best to help as long as he doesn't get caught, but was sourly shown that is not at all what he's like and he's more an odd mashup of Pluto and Ruby. (Being Pluto-like personality but Ruby's compassion, if you could call it that)

Big reason I have a disdain for it is I've seen (and heard) it feels like they grabbed Lizard, split him into multiple men, made them bigger and stupider and went "this is a THHE horror movie"

There is a lot I could get into about it, eventually I'll watch it fully but when I do I am sure there will be even more to say.

Him

In the second movie Three Fingers is wearing a shirt that is too big for him, and I don't know why but I like to think that it belonged to one of his two first older brothers who are no longer alive 😭

My boy is alone

He is very much alone! The poor darlin ;w;

Let's say he got a lot of hand-me downs in general as it makes it easier for them to not worry too much about clothing, mostly it would be One-Eye's shirts since Saw-Tooth's would be like wearing a tent on the scrawny man.

But after their deaths, he has the last clothes they were wearing stored away for safety but sometimes wears them for comfort as he misses his brothers very much. A lot of his clothes that were once One-Eyes and Saw-Tooths have a lot of tear and snot stains.

you should totally do headcannons for mercury! :))

Since there is a 1977 adult Mercury and 2006 baby Mercury I'll give you both! Being as there is nothing known about them really

1977:

That baby of the clan, he's the youngest "son" and very naïve. He's not much of a fighter, not good at thinking quick in most situations but is a great scout and knows the land well. His knowledge in the landscape is what makes him the scout of the clan, his knowledge makes him useful and why Jupiter sticks him on the cliffs. Thinks the killing and attacks are just fun games, doesn't entirely understand but also doesn't care that people are being hurt, killed or worse, being brought in so young like all the others and being so easily manipulated he doesn't see outsiders as people like him.

In a way the clan clown, during the times the clan aren't about hunting and kill, he makes a lot of jokes and messes arounds, the only one who laughs at what he does is Ruby and sometimes Pluto. He has tried to do pranks but never ends well with being chased and beaten by either Mars or Jupiter.

2006:

Older than Venus by a few months, is very quiet and protective of his sister just like any older brother would be. Does not like Lizard, Jupiter or really any of the men in the clan other than Pluto, simply cause many are just bossy, rude and mean spirited.

Just a kid really doing kid things, the mask is a mystery and could be he has a sunken facial deformity or he wears it for 'pretend' reasons.

Had that family never came and the clan men not killed, Mercury would have grown up to be as dangerous and cruel.

Happy New Year from Australia!!

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Let's hope 2024 is eventful!

I have plans for both this and my fallout account! Post more art, answer more asks 🤣

Wishing you all a wonderous year

I just saw that you don't liked Maynard's character in Wrong Turn 5 either, and I have SO MUCH to say about it too. I watched the movie again and OMFG, what an insufferable and EDGY character, completely out of place, how can the kids be afraid of him? How is he going to hit SAWTOOTH???

LEAVE THEM ALONE DAMN OLD MAN DON'T TOUCH THEM DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THEM YOU ABANDONED THEM ALL THEIR LIVES AND NOW YOU WANT TO GIVE THEM ORDERS??? HOW DARE YOU

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Compared to WT1 and WT2 he's a completely different character, I just dislike the portrayal of him and the boys cause they made Saw-Tooth so fucking dumb like?????? and Maynard could have been this awesome dad who is terrified of his sons because they're estranged to him, but he still wants to take them home The director and writers for the film just got our boys so completely wrong, how do we go from 'Protective big brother who will stand between them and hostile outsiders' to 'haha you asked for a hand here's a severed hand, oh no dad's hitting me' I will say it's kinda funny how he's mouthing off in the cell like 'My boys are gonna come here and get you and get me out' and in reality for the whole night they're just fucking around cause they were probably sick of being around that old messy wet fart, only going

Either way that depiction of the whole family just sucks ass, the three boys are just not themselves, they're pathetic, stupid and too cartoonily goofy and I think that's where things went downhill for Wrong Turn, some might say 4 is what made it go downhill but they're morons and don't know a good movie about brotherly interaction when it hits them in the face. It's 100% 5 where it all went to shit, 3 is also bad but not as bad as 5. I'll always be peeved about Saw-Tooth cowering away from being hit by a man barely reaching up to his chest like bro, you can backhand that wrinkly fuck through the wall! Wrong Turn 1 and 4 Saw-Tooth would body slam Maynard for just looking his way lol.

But yes fuck Wrong Turn 5 Maynard, i don't know what anyone who was making that movie was thinking, that portrayal of him sucked, doesn't fit the movies and just felt like he was trying to be the main villain star when it's meant to be the boys, like step down you old fucker you ain't even done anything throughout the whole movie other than get your ass caught, pathetic.

Are there any slashers or characters in general that you hate and wouldn't even want to write about if they paid you? the kind that makes you feel uncomfortable or doesn't catch your attention or attract you at all for some reason

(Sorry if it's a strange question 😭)

Not a strange question at all! There isn't much I wont write for but I mostly will only write characters I personally like and obsess over cause I wont know how to write for others like any Ghostface or Saw characters cause I am not really sure how to portray them. I know I'd not write for the firefly family from house of 1000 corpses cause eh they make me feel ick, I wouldn't for Art the clown cause he freaks me out, wont write for Belial from Basket Case cause that's a gross lump of flesh. Like I wont write for say Chucky cause I ain't into that annoying doll, fuck writing for Pennywise as well ha. But I mostly stick with the Hilliker boys, THHE Pluto's clan, Castle Freak's Giorgio, Bubba and Thomas.