Mrs Kent just coolin off :) no funny business here

Alfred deserves a collar and a cage. As a treat

OKAY I have created a collection. Since I hate Twitter and the mortifying ordeal of being known I have created a stash for aaaallll my 18+ spicy stuff. I've got a few unseen doodles in there, feel feel too explore.

You know, I think the death throws of Twitter is a great time to get back into drawing porn

Two very normal doodles on a very normal - ah fuck it's pennywaynes. Full on twt

i cant find your twitter?

Oh sorry, I actually changed it recently! I post nsfw on @/butlersyndrome now :]!!

New GordAlf dropped, featuring Gordon being a smooth talker

I can't believe I forgot to post these

Only got through two but are we really complaining

J'onn enjoyers rejoice

At this point the master plan of this blog is to make the muts who follow it sufficiently Horny About That Old Man that I can commission them abt it. Festering in my own private hell etc etc

Saw this on Twitter and had some uh. Had some uh. Had some thoughts. Ref under the cut!

J'onn enjoyers rejoice

OKAY I have created a collection. Since I hate Twitter and the mortifying ordeal of being known I have created a stash for aaaallll my 18+ spicy stuff. I've got a few unseen doodles in there, feel feel too explore.

POV: you're having horny thoughts about your blorbos but you're autistic and also asexual

I'm not even gonna lie, I just need to take a census of all the people who want to see my alfred art and send them all the goods directly lol

Alfred was a bitch in his service years

So this comes from an entire au where Martha Kane/Wayne and Martha Kent were childhood friends, and because of that Alfred and Bruce become close with the Kents after Thomas and Martha's deaths. Naturally instead of expanding on that story I made it 🔥

They're all in their mid/late 40s here, it's right after Bruce sets out on his training leaving the manor empty. It's literally just Alfred there so the Kents drag him out to the farm to keep him company. They get along as always, but the conversation eventually turns to how much Alfred misses the Waynes - something him and Martha really bond over. Late into the night they're still talking, and drinking, and Alfred reveals he actually hasn't been with anyone since Thomas and Martha. The Kents are like immediately shocked because that's?? Over a decade??? And they're like well. Um. Anything you need buddy. Sex ensues. Yay.

>I can't post the saucy bit on tumblr, so here it is on twt<

I hope y'all are happy with the "Geriatrics no one cares about" porm niche because. I gonna sexualize the fuck out of the kents