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wishing away a season
sitting still
with a few humming dreams
circling about
and it’s really no different
here or there or then and now
but we wish to see
the other path
which seems smoother
but it’s like choosing
the other lane at the grocery store
that will inevitably slow
as soon as you make a move
and all you’ve got are a few impulses
like gum and regret to chew on
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i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed
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crazy that all those 13 year old girls clocked dan and phil so hard. like mustve been intensely fucked up and invasive etc etc but so crazy that 13 year old girls worldwide were like those men are secretly gayandinlove and they literally were
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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What could I have been? What will I be?
i. Between the Bars, Elliott Smith / ii. @danielcalmdown / iii. The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath / iv. Things You Wanted To Say But Never Did, Geloy Concepcion
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“the ending is always the same”
war of the foxes - richard silken / waterloo - ABBA / euripides’ medea - the little theatre / anne carson / the three fates - luca cambiaso / the oresteia - aeschylus / road to hell II - hadestown / when i met you - mira lightner / andersen’s fairy tale anthology
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Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?
Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.
Lawyer: You want to fucking what?
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Self-inserts are a form of self-love. What’s a better self-confidence boost than saying “If I were in my favorite series, I would look SO COOL and all my blorbos would be MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME and I would have AWESOME POWERS and I would have the BEST BACKSTORY and the fandom would ADORE ME.”
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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I don't know how to explain this I just wanted Jason to adopt an ugly cat
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College Bar
I made new friends last night, as one does, but only after four rumplemint shots and three whiskey sours to curb my anxious nature.
I held a girl’s hair back as she threw up, her hair was the most gorgeous shade of chestnut, and listened to her sob over a guy that clearly didn’t deserve her.
I reconnected friends after separation, they looked like they could have been sisters in another life, and laughed when they spun each other around while hugging.
I got two drunk people water when they couldn’t stand to do so themselves, they told me how they went to the boyfriend’s dad’s funeral earlier that day and were trying to drown it all out, and they smiled so wide it crinkled their eyes when they saw I had the bartender add cherries to the water.
I floated around like a ghost trying to make everyone happy because my own happiness, even when drunk, is purely reliant on the happiness of those around me.
And when the night came to a close and my best friend is driving half of our friend group home, I watch the people I met slowly trickle out of the college bar.
I rest my head against the car’s backseat window and hope they end up okay, that they get home safe and get a good night’s sleep.
I hope whatever drove them to drink as much as they did, they were drinking like they were fish that fell out of an aquarium and every cup was water, doesn’t haunt them in the morning.
You’ll meet all kinds of people at a local college bar.
Some frat guys hoping to get laid, girls just hoping for a night of fun, people hoping they can forget the week they just lived, people hoping a broken heart doesn’t last until the next weekend.
And each one deserves to be cared for in the most gentle manner.
After all, if I was in any of their shoes, I’d hope a ghost with winged eyeliner would help me out too.
#to live is to love#on life#oh to be kind#humanity at its finest#I love being human#i’m just a girl#on growing up#college#bars#brooklyn rants#brooklyn alley ratcat#new post#new friends#oh to be loved#my prose#original poems#prose poetry#anxiety#i’m just rambling#writers on tumblr#drinking#drunkposting
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We're TRENDINGG for no REASONN just like god DECREEDD, so here are 5 fics that would steal your breath away:
1. My breaths are run by your compass by regulusrules. [T] [20K+] [post-camlann fix-it] [golden age but merlin stabs arthur in his heart first].
Not because it's my fic and it's genuinely so insane you won't believe it, but honestly, it's the best idea I've ever come up with, even better than the widely beloved my heart is readily yours. For me, it's the perfect continuation of their story, and the most unhinged plot twist you could find in a fic.
2. Half of my soul by @clockwrkpendrxgon. [G] [2K] [MCD] [golden age growing old together]
This fic is half of my soul, or what the poets say. It's so much better as an ending than what they've given us. At least this is filled with such golden love it makes you ache. At least this makes sense.
3. from hearth and ashes, we’re reborn by @remuscariad. [G] [5K] [canon era magic reveal].
This fic is so good you'll be on your knees from it. The prose, the characterization, the tropes used... it will linger in your mind and fester there from how beautiful it all is. And the art in it by @onepeppercorn... stunning.
4. Our broken pieces by @aramblingjay. [T] [10K] [canon era established relationship]
You can pry this fic from my cold dead hands. I will never stop recommending it until it gets the fame it deserves. One of the most beautiful fics ever written about them, and genuinely encompasses their characters so perfectly.
5. gentle as an early spring breeze by @prattery. [G] [2.5K] [canon divergence golden age]
They are alive and in love and we're all living in this fic because it's what they righteously deserved. The way their life was written here and the love between them... I swear this author could write anything and I'd kudos it before even reading it.
[For more recs]
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