I watched every episode of the Simpsons just to say that I have. Every single episode.

But there’s an issue, and that is, that every time I see a Simpsons clip I legitimately cannot remember the context or the episode. I watched multiple scenes and even with the comment section explaining the context, I couldn’t remember anything.

I can‘t even explain most Simpsons memes I see. I have no recollection where even this glorious moment happened:

It’s just one huge yellow blur.

Yep… that seems about right.

As someone who read the book and despises the newer IT movies, it makes me so mad, when people talk about IT with male pronouns.

„HE” this and „HE” that, because it’s Pennywise the Clown, right?

NO, she’s female and she’s pregnant and that’s a huge part of the problem in the book. Fck off with that, „Oh no, if we don’t defeat IT will die horrible deaths,” because that’s the worst reason I’ve ever heard, because if you do fight IT and fail, IT HAS YOUR SOUL. She’s pregnant and prepared to make many more ITs who’ll feast in the world and you have to stop it. That’s a far more convincing argument. Far more than, ouch pain. And every time one of them awakens, a massacre will take place, followed by them stealing the souls of kids.

So no, IT’s not just a funny and terrifying clown, IT’s an entity beyond human comprehension, that can drive people insane, simply if they see ITs’ true form.

Am I mad solely for the misgendering? No. I’m made at the mad disrespect they made, towards one of the best and intricate horror entities out there. This isn’t simple a male clown. It’s a lovecraftian entity, that one can only describe as IT or as, „Oh my God, IT’s female,” before breaking mentally.

Me every time I see I see fog:

„In my restless dreams, I see that town; Silent Hill.“

Risotto: „The information didn’t tell me you were a Stand user, tell me why can’t I use Metallica on you?”

Me, standing up just to fall right back on the floor, „I don’t have a Stand.”

Risotto: „Lying won’t save you from death, it’ll only call forth torture, so tell me, why Metallica can’t steal the iron from your blood.”

Me: „Well you see,” tries to get up again, but gets dizzy, „I have an iron deficiency.”

There are so many horror stories, where I would’ve just ended my life instead of dealing with this shit. Like, oh no my options are a gruesome death with some added loss of my immortal soul or jumping off the next cliff? Sayonara, fckers.

I’m stuck in a city with an inter dimensional creature in the shape of a clown that kills kids? Yeah, no I’m not going to float, I’m going six feet under.

My mom has button eyes? Suck on my corpse, puppet woman.

I’m stuck in a mansion with no-safeword-BDSM vampires? Hmmm, no. I’m hooking up with Heisenberg’s hammer.

As someone who read the book and despises the newer IT movies, it makes me so mad, when people talk about IT with male pronouns.

„HE” this and „HE” that, because it’s Pennywise the Clown, right?

NO, she’s female and she’s pregnant and that’s a huge part of the problem in the book. Fck off with that, „Oh no, if we don’t defeat IT will die horrible deaths,” because that’s the worst reason I’ve ever heard, because if you do fight IT and fail, IT HAS YOUR SOUL. She’s pregnant and prepared to make many more ITs who’ll feast in the world and you have to stop it. That’s a far more convincing argument. Far more than, ouch pain. And every time one of them awakens, a massacre will take place, followed by them stealing the souls of kids.

So no, IT’s not just a funny and terrifying clown, IT’s an entity beyond human comprehension, that can drive people insane, simply if they see ITs’ true form.

Am I mad solely for the misgendering? No. I’m made at the mad disrespect they made, towards one of the best and intricate horror entities out there. This isn’t simple a male clown. It’s a lovecraftian entity, that one can only describe as IT or as, „Oh my God, IT’s female,” before breaking mentally.

Just a quick reminder:

Should I ever get trapped in a horror situation (stuck in Silent Hill, a village or in a big house in Louisiana), just leave me. Mourn me and move on, especially don’t give a shit if I’m still alive. You coming won’t save me, it’ll leave both of us trapped there. Just go one with your life.

Another reminder:

The previous reminder does not count for my best friend. You get your ass over there. If I’m stuck and about to get slaughtered by a big guy with a sword, shovel or a hammer, I at least want to watch you get bodied by an old lady first. This is what you signed up for, when you became my fanfiction beta-reader.

This reminded me of something…

After playing Doki Doki Literature Club I had a nightmare, where my mind asked me if I wanted a special poem. I of course clicked yes, which led to that one special poem, where Monika is pixelated. Except in my dream, half of the pixels depicting her dress, depicted Pennywise’s white jumpsuit with the orange pom-poms.

It then, as it does in the game, faded away and I continued sleeping.

Me: I rarely cry for literary characters

Orel, growing up to be a happy, well adjusted parent despite his upbringing:

Me:

Me: I rarely cry for literary characters

Orel, growing up to be a happy, well adjusted parent despite his upbringing:

Me:

Me, wandering around castle Dimitrescu and seeing all the non-consensual BDSM equipment covered in blood:

„For the first time in my life, I’m not into women enough to put up with this.”

Risotto Nero Headcanon, that’s technically canon:

He doesn’t have scars, unless we’re talking about scars from falling over as a kid or smashing his head on doorframes after a growth spurt.

He even says to Doppio, that he was the first one to ever almost land a hit on him. So no one, in his ten years of killing, ever reached him enough to scar him. Barring post Vento Aureo statuses.

While I see the allure of a scarred, patched up assassin, I find the badass untouchable Risotto better. He kills before anyone was able to pinpoint his location, he’s that good. He’s that unattainable. He’s that distant.

Now mental scaring…

Hot, morally grew person is bad, yes.

But what if the OC is equally as fcked up and they do not morally upstanding things together?

As a loving happy couple

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My favourite genre of music is Metal. I can’t be forced to dance to it and I like confusing people with the lyrics. I’ve tried NOT listening to metal music, but it’s not for me.

My least favorite genre of music is Metal. It is incredibly hard to dance to and I can’t understand what the heck they’re even singing. I’ve tried listening to metal music but it’s not for me.