Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.
"Closed at 6pm" does not mean "The entry door locks up at 6, but if you're already inside you can keep on shopping."
It means, "you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm."
This is not up for debate
This is just how things work
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im going to say it… lin manuel miranda is a well trained actor and is actually eating hermes up a little bit… y’all just need to let go of your thirteen year old self who was cringe about hamilton…. do not let your anger be misdirected towards an artist that lost control of his creation…
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Dad and the dragon he swore up and down he "didn't want"!
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So Charlie totally inherited Lucifer's forked tongue, right?
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How lucifer got his first crown 👑
Bonus :
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everyone come get your mayo soup
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"Inej is the mom fri—" *loud incorrect buzzer noise* Wrong. You are looking for Matthias Helvar.
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I said I would clean it up so I did and also added some more panels lol.
Either Alastor is really hungry for some meat or he's some form of a secret freak.
[ Here's a link to the OG post ]
which btw i did not expect people to like it so much (•_•) glad to know my silly jokes resonate with other people lol
Also of course a transcript down below because my handwriting can sometimes be atrocious:
[Panel one]
Charlie: Heeeey Al! So, really weird question-
[Panel two]
Charlie: What's you favorite meal? (For no reason in particular-)
[Panel four]
Alastor: Lamb Chops.
[Panel five]
Charlie: Huh-?
Alastor: I misspoke! It's jambalaya.
[Panel six]
Vaggie: Uh... you got lambchops from jambalaya?
Vaggie: And didn't you tell us you prefer venison?
[Panel seven]
Alastor: Both cuts of meat are delicious in their own way, my dear!
[Panel eight]
Alastor: Preferably raw.
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Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭
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