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bluecookiesforeveryone · 3 years

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hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

🧃

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bluecookiesforeveryone · 3 years

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This is so cute..... Like, SOOOOOO CUTE

Seungmin: It's Parisian salad.

Hyunjin: Paris salad (੭ ᐕ))？

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bluecookiesforeveryone · 3 years

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25 WAYS TO SAY I'M JEALOUS

1. "You guys seeing each other?"

2. "They were holding your waist as if they own you!"

3. "I'll leave you two alone, you seem to do well without me."

4. "Do you like them?"

5. "You look great together."

6. "If you like them, just say it."

7. "I don't care who you were with."

8. "I'm here for business, not so you could talk about what happened with your date yesterday."

9. "Are you happy with them?"

10. "I make pancakes better than they do."

11. "I own you."

12. "You shouldn't let anyone touch you like that, it's weird."

13. "I thought we were going alone?"

14. "You guys official?"

15. "I don't wanna be with you yet, atleast not when you reek of them."

16. "We were supposed to go out today, remember?"

17. "They gave you a present?"

18. "Will you please shut your partner up? Annoying."

19. "I don't like it when they're with you!"

20. "You looked so close."

21. "Do you like them better than me?"

22. "Oh please, why would you invite them?"

23. "You like them that much?"

24. "Hey! It's been five minutes, will you two just get over it already?"

25. "I'm jealous, alright."

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bluecookiesforeveryone · 3 years

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Villain: “Wait- wait, you can’t be in here, how did you get in here, why are you in here???”

Hero: “Everyone knows where your secret base is, it’s not that hard to get in, and I heard you were sick and figured someone had to take care of you.”

Villain: “….”

Hero: “I can’t fight crime if crime has the flu.”

Submitted by @itsdappleagain

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bluecookiesforeveryone · 3 years

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“You’re late.”

“Yeah I would’ve got here on time, but I didn’t want to.”

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bluecookiesforeveryone · 3 years

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enemies to lovers but one is injured + sentence starters

“ can you walk? “

“ i’m all right. “

“ you’re bleeding. “

“ lean on me. ” “ for support? “ “ yeah, why else? “

“ i’ll get you out of here. ”

“ are you crazy? i’m not leaving you! “

“ if you die on me, then what's the issue? you either live, or you die. “

“ just trust me, yeah? “

“ i don't need your help. “ “ are you sure? cause it sure does look like it. “

“ rich coming from the guy who tried to kill me three days ago. “

“ how bad is it? “ “ it’s bad. “

“ you got shot. there's a bullet in you. i can see it. “ “ i can feel it. “

“ stay with me. don’t close your eyes. “

“ i hate you. oh, i hate you so much right now. “

“ just remove the damn thing. “

“ i’m not a doctor. “

“ it didn't pierce your heart did it? “ “ no, clearly not. “ “that's unfortunate. “

“ you trust me, don't you? “

“ jesus fucking christ, you're annoying. “

“ don't touch me! “ “ how am i supposed to bandage you up if i can't touch you? “

“ don't touch me. “ “ then do it yourself you, egit. “

“ right now, you’re all i have. “

“ you’re going to be okay. we’ll both be. “

“ can you hear me? “

“ i'm scared. “

“ i don't wanna die. “ “ you're not gonna die, you here me? “

“ when have i ever put you in danger? actually, don't answer that. “

“ if i do this, do you promise to stop harassing me? “ “ absolutely not. what kinda sick request is that? “

“ i can’t feel my legs. “

“ can you walk? “ “i’m bleeding. “

“ here, take my gun. “ “ are you crazy? i’ve never used one before! “

“ i can’t get up. you’re gonna have to have to carry me. “

“ come on, i’ll bandage you up. “

“ look, i know we’re not exactly friends, but right now, you're all i got. “

“ you shoot. i distract. “

“ where’s the bullet? hey, i can’t find the bullet! “

“ why are you the one freaking out? i’m the one with a knife in my stomach. “

“ are you squeamish? because it looks like you’re gonna throw up. “

“ you've always impressed me. you're stronger than you look. “

“ you look like shit. “ “ thank you. “

“ here, take my hand. “ “ are you clean? “

“ i'm gonna kill you. “ “ for what, saving your ass? “

“ don't touch me. “ “ okay. shall i leave you here to die, then? “

“ stop it, you're hurting me! “ “ i need to get the knife out. “

“ didn't realize you had it in you. “ “ what? “ “ to care for another person. “

“ trust me, if anybody's going to kill you, it's going to be me. “

“ couldn't just let you die. fair fight and all. “

“ don't remove the knife, or you'll bleed to death. “

“ shut up before i kill you myself. “

“ just wait for me here. “ “ it's not like i can go anywhere. “

“ give me your gun. “ “fuck, no. “

“ why the hell did they stab you? “ “...should i have asked for an explanation? “

“ shut up or i'll give you a real reason to cry. “

“ you owe me. “

“ fuck you, i'm not doing this. “

“ what's wrong with you? you almost got me killed! “

“ yeah, well. perhaps i didn't understand just how much until this very moment. “ “ this is all your fault. “ “ don't act like you're not enjoying yourself. “

“ you're going to kill me, aren't you? “

“ why would you do this? why would you help me? “

“ call it a truce. “

“ why the hell did you stab me? “

“ i don't have anywhere else to go. “

“ i'm glad you're okay. “

“ thank you, for saving my life. “

“ i would have died if it wasn't for you. “

“ you can stay for as long as you need. “

“ we can go back to hating each other tomorrow. “

“ if you need anything, you know where to find me. “

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