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I love the fact that his hands are always cold, and i completely see it like, that absolutely make sense for me
Severus Relationship HC
These are just some head canons I have for Severus Snape if you guys were dating. Literally just me typing whatever comes to my mind so yeah. It's going to be as gender neutral as possible but if I mess up anywhere, please let me know and I'll fix it. Sometimes I type without thinking. :) Hope you like it. Feedback is always appreciated!!
he's very insecure sometimes
honestly when he's like this the best thing to do is just cuddle up with him and give him kisses and whisper sweet things to him
he's scared your gonna leave him for someone else one day
however, you know that's not gonna happen
he is also scared that you are ashamed of him when you go in public together so sometimes, he won't hold your hand immediately, but you put an end to this
everyone will know you are his and he is yours
end of story
his love language is Acts of Service
he loves doing things for you
making the bed in the morning, brewing you some coffee or tea
anything to lessen your load he will do
adores everything on you
thinks you are an angel sent from heaven
when you cuddle, he will wrap you in his arms and hold you so tightly sometimes you have to remind him you need to breathe
his hugs are so comfy
whenever something is wrong, you just go to Severus and demand a hug, and everything just melts away with him
his big arms protect you from everything
like a shield
he's a very good kisser
he is ok with just a peck in public however it's just you two?
honey you're going to be kissing him for at least long enough you lose your breath
then when you pull away and you all flustered because that was the most passionate kiss of your life, he casually turns back to his book oblivious to everything
and all you can do is stand there like "whoa."
you steal his sweaters all the time
he is often cold and since his quarters are in the dungeons he has plenty
he is always cold honestly
he is used to it though, so he'll hug you with his cold ass hands and then be confused as to why you freak out
even though he literally has ice on his hands their so cold
he gets offended when you talk bad about yourself
will hold you down until you say 10 nice things about yourself for the 1 one bad thing
may the good lord help you if you keep saying bad stuff
he will literally go on a rant and start pulling out measuring tapes and measure the distance between your facial features to prove you are attractive
will sound like "ermmmmmm actually...."
it's cute though
when he's brewing potions and he's been in is lair for far too long you do have to threaten him to get him to come out
"Severus Tobias Snape! Get yourself out here this instant and eat something before I bust down this door and I MAKE you!" - you literally all the time
Alright that's all for now I hope you liked it. :) Hopefully more coming soon.
#severus snape headcanons#severus snape#pro snape#severus snape x reader#fluff#what do i have to give to this society for him to crush my skull between his biceps huh???#what do i have to do to have his babies???
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i LOVED it, that was cute as hell
Dungeon Bats
Animagus!Snape x Animagus!Professor!Reader
Wordcount: ~1000
Summary: Severus Snape thinks the Muggle Studies professor is strange only to find out she is an animagus with an awfully familiar form.
Read here or on ao3
The Muggle Studies professor was strange.
Hogwarts always had its fair share of odd characters occupying teaching positions. Even a ghost, evidently, was capable of teaching. But he couldn’t place what it was about you that made him so suspicious.
You were human, not like Firenze or Professor Binns. You weren’t kooky like Hagrid or Professor Trelawney. Outwardly, you appeared perfectly normal. However, there were oddities if one looked closely.
You ate fruit. Lots of it. Every day at breakfast, instead of toast, eggs, bacon, sausage, things the other teachers would partake in, your breakfast consisted of fruit and only fruit, including a cup of pumpkin juice. Your plate appeared almost like a small pyramid, stacked with cubes of cantaloupe, pineapple, strawberries, honeydew, and grapes, leaving behind a pool of sweet juices when consumed.
You also had a tendency to pop up and disappear seemingly out of nowhere. One time he went into your classroom to talk to you about moving a couple of detentions around only to find it empty, having swept his gaze around it. Just as he approached your office door to knock on it, you uttered a soft “hello” as you stood in the middle of the classroom, making him jump out of his skin.
Furthermore, Filch had brought up to him once that he could hear some perplexing screeching noises echoing from random parts of the castle at night and even what sounded like right outside the windows. What was strange about it is he only brought them up the morning after you were scheduled to perform rounds.
This wasn’t to say he disliked you. Quite the opposite. Out of everyone in the castle, he’d say he preferred your company. Who he'd rather sit next to at Quidditch games? Probably you. Even though you were the Muggle Studies teacher, you had plenty of knowledge about Care for Magical Creatures and DADA. Potions weren’t your forte, but you’d happily let him ramble about the subject, even when he’d realize too late that he was rambling.
“Why do you eat so much fruit?” he asked one day when you came into his classroom eating a sliced-up apple.
“Oh, uh, that’s just my animagus urges. Sorry, am I dripping juice on the ground again?”
He blinked dumbly at you. “You’re an animagus?”
You chuckled, “You didn’t know, Severus? I thought Minerva would’ve told you. Yes, I am an animagus.”
“What animal?” he asked. You smirked and set down the apple slices on a nearby table before shifting. Your robes moved with you, swishing up and shrinking until you took the form of a fruit bat. You flapped and swooped about the air in a few circles before landing on the flat surface of the table, using your talons and thumbs hooks to wriggle toward your sweet fruit.
“You’re a fruit bat,” he observed. You screeched at him in confirmation and began to gingerly gnaw on the flesh of the nearest apple slice. Severus remained quiet for a little, seemingly thinking to himself as his fingers flexed and his jaw clenched slightly. Much to your curiosity, he wordlessly set his wand down and took a deep breath. Within a flash, his robes swooped around him, and in his place was a fruit bat, just like you, but bigger. He flapped his wings just hard enough to get him onto the table as he landed with an audible thud. It was pretty much impossible for bats to take flight without launching from a tree or a high-up place.
[Woah! You’re a bat too? That’s awesome! Is that why students call you a “dungeon bat?”]
[Yes, I am an animagus whose form is also a bat, and no, that’s just a coincidence.]
[How come you’re so much bigger than me?]
[You don’t exactly tower over me, Y/N.]
From then on, the two of you would sometimes go on day flights if both of you had some free time. While both of you wished to fly at nights, you still needed time to sleep and perform your teaching duties during the day. However, your favorite times were when the both of you were scheduled to do rounds. Your classrooms were on opposite sides of the castle so it was almost like a game to use echolocation to find each other in the dark and meet up. It was a little fun considering the dungeons were almost maze-like. If the two of you were sure that no students were out and about, you’d ditch your duties, ascend up the Astronomy tower, and take off into the night sky, playfully chasing one another or showing off flying moves.
Severus hardly used his form unless it was necessary. It’s not like one got to choose which animal they could shift into. Admittedly, he was a bit let down when he first shifted all those years ago, but with you he learned to embrace his batiness, though he still resisted such urges when it came to eating a castle’s worth of fruit. He liked flying, of course, but he found that he quite liked hanging upside down too, especially when he needed a break from grading or just wanted a change of scenery. Sometimes he’d come hang around your office when you were grading and vice versa.
Dumbledore came to visit his classroom one late afternoon to talk about a particularly unruly Slytherin, but could not find the potion master anywhere, not even in his office. It was rather dark, all the lamps extinguished and curtains drawn. What he did notice, however, was two wands haphazardly tossed onto the stone ground near Snape’s desk, one of which he recognized as your wand. Dumbledore craned his neck up towards the ceiling where an old chandelier hung and sure enough, hanging from one of the rungs was a large fruit bat, and swaddled in its wings being held close to its fur, a smaller fruit bat. The both of you were napping. The old wizard smiled at the sight and slowly receded back through the doorway, happy that Severus had finally found a little bat of his own.
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Yes, indeed, thanks.
got a doctors note it says i have to fuck that old man. severely.
#(s)creaming#hiroyuki sanada#pedro pascal#hannibal lecter#howard chimney han#Carlos Pinto#mads mikkelsen
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PLS JUST HEAR ME OUT- NO NO, JUST HEAR ME OUT JUST ONE SECODN PLEASEEE
Yk i got to know "Mea Culpa" for my friend, and I'm very sorry to say this (Not really), but i fucking love this man, and his entrances when something is about to happen like and omniscient being is just ✨️Chef Kiss✨️ and he is hot (im not sorry, again) I've been in love with worse guy AND he is a true crime writer, thats even hotter.
Me while writing this (and the tags).. im just a girl, I swear
#Mea Culpa#Carlos Pinto#s(creaming)#what has my life come to#am i really this horny for him or just ovulating and watching his movies at the same time?#omfgggg#i swear he have ✨️something✨️#but i just don't know what is it#husband material#yk what would be funny? a crossover with Hannibal and Mea Culpa#I'm horny again for an old man#fuck#so fuckable#im just a girl
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OMFGGG could someone pleaseeee pleaseee PLEASE write for Chimney, especially for chim in the first season, like I need him carnally, spiritually and god please look away bc I want to do naasty things to that poor man tits, it would send me straight to the gates of hell. I want to suck, gnaw, grope, nibble, paw, slurp, lap, swallow even. Im gnawing the bars of my enclosuree ldsdkacnl baarrkk barksk
Im sorry, I don't know what happened to me back there, but this man is criminally underrated, and I can not take it anymore, and I would do it myself, but I need someone with talent
me rn:
#howard han x reader#(s)creaming#big tiddy man#howard han#howard chimney han#howie han x reader#howard chimney han x reader#hes so babygirl#911 x reader#9 1 1 x reader#captain bobby nash#athena grant nash#bobby nash#henrietta wilson#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 abc#eddie diaz x reader#buck x reader#evan buckley imagine#eddie diaz imagine#911 imagine
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Gooooooooooood i need a mutual to rant about don lee and how horny I am about him (or am i watching his movies and ovulating at the same time?) either way fuuuuuck i just need his arms around my neck
and btw we need some fanfics about this man and his hot characters, he is criminally underrated on this app, and ill do it myself, im just gathering the courage and skills
*boyfriends* AND AW GAWD DON LEE'S ARM COULD CRUSH MY ENTIRE BODY- 😭 anyway i like my mans big
#(s)creaming#don lee#ma dong seok#badland hunters#am i really this horny for him or just ovulating and watching his movies at the same time?#i guess we'll never know#the gangster the cop the devil#jang dong soo#hes so babygirl
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You know what?! i fckng love him, gooooood how is he so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WRRAAAAAA BARK BARK SKWLSKKSJS
pov: your camera roll if pedro was your bff ✨
some @swiftiscruff friendship exchange fun! i personally think this weekend is the perfect opportunity for us to be cringe & delulu without fear 🫡
here's a silly lil gift for all the amazing people i've met on this here app. your kindness & love & humor & friendship has not gone unnoticed by me and i hope you know how much i truly appreciate all of you 💕 not only is this for all of you, but it's also for all my incredibly supportive and beautiful readers who have made posting fic on here such a wonderful experience and continue to encourage me to try new things. thank you for your patience and sweet words, i am forever in your debt ❤️
if i could tag all of you without this post completely glitching out i would, however every time i try to do it barely any of the tags will stay?? i had it alphabetized and everything 😭😭 i think there's just too many and i don't wanna purposely leave anybody out, so if you're seeing this and we follow each other or you follow me/read my fic etc etc then this post is for you. YES, YOU!
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me and the gals talking about fictional men's cocks on tumblr dot com
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I have only one name in my mind rn "Ma Dong-Seok"
A friend sent it to me and I think many of us are like this hahahahaha
#ma dong seok#lord help me#(s)creaming#what do i have to give to this society for him to crush my skull between his biceps huh???#hes so babygirl
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Heeelll yeah, like??? There's something in me that just need him. When i see one of his movies i (s)cream
Also, why is he so underrated?? He is literally so fckn hot, look those arms, look how soft he is to his wife, how can you look at him and not going like BARKBARK AAAAAAHSHDKDKDNDB
I watched Train to Busan (2nd watch), and while I could talk about how much I enjoy the movie. I would like to take this time to acknowledge how attractive Don Lee's character is. How could I resist a burly man who cares immensely for others and, in turn, does everything he can to protect those he cares for?
Also
Just look at him. It can't just be me right?
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His dramatic ass is giving Bella in twilight missing Edward.
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2 ibuprofen and dick from that old man would fix me
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any prompts of how a serial ki!!er would ki!!? a concept of sorts? (ex:basing their murders on fairytales)
Serial Killer Signature Ideas
-> A criminal's signature (or trademark, calling card) is something they do that is not necessary for committing the crime.
Basing their Murders off of:
Fairytales
Greek Myths
Roman Myths
Religious Scriptures
Cultural Stories
The Board Game Clue (using weapons like a wrench, candlestick, lead pipe, horseshoe, etc.)
A Popular Murder Mystery Movie
An Agatha Christie Novel
A Murder Mystery Novel
Monsters (vampires, werewolves, etc.)
Location (only killing in a library, a school, etc.)
Stories from their Childhood
A Favorite Movie
Their Imaginary Friends as a Kid
A Poem
A Person in Their Life (only targeting victims that look like this person)
Leaving Items at the Crime Scene:
Kissing the Cheek of their Victim
A Printed Photo
An Envelope with a Letter
A Painting or Drawing
A Poem
A Map
Dressing the Victim in Specific Clothes
A VHS Tape
A CD
A Watch Set to a Specific Time
Taking Something from the Victim (a Keepsake):
A Lock of Hair
Jewelry
A Tooth
Their Shoes
Their Eyes
Clothing
A Body Part
Photos of the Victim
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