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Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn’t settle for it.
Mandy Hale (via quotemadness)
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If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.
Terry Pratchett - Lords and Ladies (via terrypratchettparadise)
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I was pleasantly surprised to find out that there's a new Tales from the Friendzone movie called TftFZX . It comes in three parts, all on YouTube. That ending tho.
#tales from the friendzone x#filipino movies#indie movie#pinoy#love#relationships#love story#heartbreak#breakup
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We don’t even ask for happiness, just a little less pain.
Charles Bukowski (via quotemadness)
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13 ways you can cheat death by using your ashes to become something awesome
What if there was a way to use your lifeless remains to orbit the Earth. Or become, say, a fireworks display. Or a paperweight.
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I think that’s what scares me: the randomness of everything. That the people who could be important to you might just pass you by. Or you pass them by.
Peter Cameron (via quotemadness)
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pls explain
#weird#creepy#what the fuuuuck#wtf video#what the hell#spiderman#banana#nursery rhymes#trucks#viral#dafuq#dafuq is this#kill it with fire#kill it before it lays eggs#hans get the flammenwerfer#get the flammenwerfer
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I lost my marbles awhile back but I never asked you to find them.
Oh no, we lost our horses
We had 10 horses just a second ago. Now we don’t have any horses. Can you help us find our horses?
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Weird Moments in Job-Seeking
Interviewer: Let's say you're trapped in an island forever, which five books would you choose to bring with you? Me: Well, given the fact that I'm stuck in an island I'll need a very comprehensive guide on building boats, and - Interviewer: No, I mean real books hahaha. Me: Oh, you mean you just want to know what top five books I'd reread until I die? Interviewer: Yes hahaha. Me: *starts listing down choices and why* Interviewer: How about FHM? Me: Leithold's Calculus book! Me, inside: What the fuck bitch is this an interview or sexual harassment? Leithold: Desk: Chair: Universe:
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So the universe is not quite as you thought it was. You’d better rearrange your beliefs, then. Because you certainly can’t rearrange the universe.
Isaac Asimov (via quotemadness)
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