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blanktrouser · 9 days
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Distraught heartbroken on the floor crying and sobbing absolutely destroyed will never recover not ok will never be ok again
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blanktrouser · 14 days
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What if…Ivantill but it’s Lu Guang and Cheng Xiaosh- *gunshots*
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blanktrouser · 15 days
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For Mhin's birthday, I'm catering to the *checks notes*... 2 people from the pole whose fav LI ship is Ais x Mhin.
Yall have been starved to death, and that's unacceptable. Your religion is valid, it's cute and I'm presenting to you my offering.
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blanktrouser · 15 days
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I’m playing through the Touchstarved demo and I have one question and one question only:
Have all the love interests hooked up because I get the feeling I’m correct…😭🖐
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blanktrouser · 21 days
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What if we were both escorts of souls for Utopia and Hell and we were in love 🤭 (Click for better quality!)
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(this is the pose I used as inspiration and reference)
Also game is by @residentialrabbit it’s an absolute blast of a game 💪💪
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blanktrouser · 27 days
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Where did op get this picture of me
A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to
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blanktrouser · 1 month
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The Power of Law (Love)
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blanktrouser · 2 months
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this is my Roman Empire
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I think about this post every day
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blanktrouser · 2 months
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THIS LMAO 😭✋
There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:
Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")
Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")
It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")
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blanktrouser · 2 months
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Adam, coming out of his room for the first time:……Alright what the fuck do you guys even do here? Therapy, or some shit
Lucifer who had been waiting for him by the door: Charlie has activities usually, and is more then willing to talk to residents about their feelings and how they ended up in hell so that’s like therapy. I’m surprised you know about that, has heaven finally implemented it?
Adam, grumbling: No Heaven doesn’t fucking have therapy, but for the last ten years the newer winners have been asking why and the older angels had to find out what the fuck it is
Lucifer, humming: I do have to wonder how all the therapists up there don’t fall from utter frustration
Charlie, watching them come down the stairs excitedly: Hi Dad! Hi Adam! I’m so excited you came down. How are you feeling today, do you think you might be up for an activity? Or ooh, I never got to show you around the whole hotel just to your room. Whatever you feel like! Adam, stepping back: I knew she was excited during the meeting but Is she always this fucking cheery? It’s like Emily has a long lost twin from Hell
Angel Dust, from the bar: It’s the new resident joy, you’ll get used to it lambchop!
Husk, snorting: You act like you don’t adore that girl
Angel, pointing at him with three pointer fingers: You, shut up
Lucifer, beaming with pride: She’s very passionate about her work, always has been
Adam, groaning as Charlie looks at him with glimmering eyes: Dear fucking god, shit alright, fine I’ll take the tour
Vaggie, walking up to them with her spear: Good, because todays activity is Alastor’s idea and I don’t trust him not to ‘accidentally’ scar you emotionally instead
Charlie, gasping: Vaggie! Come on, Alastor wouldn’t do that
Lucifer and Vaggie, deadpan: Yes he would
Adam, crossing his arms: I don’t know the fucker, I just beat his ass, but yes the shit he would. Do you see that smile he has going on all the time? I haven’t seen one so fake since Michael’s
Lucifer, gaging: Hech Mike
Adam, nodding: Fucking Mike
Vaggie, vaguely remembering the angel: Do you mean….the Mike who was your bosses boss, the one who came around and inspected the exterminator’s once every ten years. That Mike?
Adam: That’s the bitch, Vag
Vaggie, her cheek twitching in anger: The ARCHANGEL MICHAEL?
Adam: Adding his title doesn’t unmake him a bitch
Lucifer, laughing: Nothing can
Charlie, smacking her head: Awful uncle Mike! Dad told me about him, don’t worry Adam Alastor is nothing like him. The smile is just….a tool for him? It’s harmless
Adam, rolling his eyes: The bartender just looked at you like you lied to gods face and then fucking spat on it, but whatever. I’ll do the activities and shit, later, but only ones you’re in charge of- why does your face look like that?
Charlie singing to Vaggie, after grabbing a confused Adam’s elbow and happily dragging him on the tour: He trusts meeeee!
Adam, flushing: ONLY MORE THEN THAT FUCKING DEER!
Lucifer, following them: Thats still a little, you know
Angel, laughing at Alastor when he walked in ten minutes later: Hey Alastor, guess what sheep boy trusts the devil and the devil’s daughter more then you. How’s that make you feel?
Alastor, his smile becoming more genuine: Positively ‘devastated’
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blanktrouser · 2 months
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This is entirely in a qpr (queer platonic relationship) enemies to lovers kind of way. This is also all just a headcanon.
I absolutely see the radioapple dynamic being "the person who feels hard to love and the person who loves them like breathing" but they're both.
Like, Alastor is aroace and from the 1930's, bro probably barely understands what a qpr is (probably only recently learned he was aroace). He'd probably still struggle with the notion that love can be platonic, let alone that it could be easy to love him with his status as the "terrifying Radio Demon". Meanwhile Lucifer is a guy that wears his heart on his sleeve and doesn't really seem to have a filter. Bro would say "I love you" like it's another way of saying "Hi".
As for Lucifer, bro literally has depression, I know that man feels hard to love. Especially considering it seems like he's been alone for so long. And while Alastor doesn't seem to be as verbal with love as Lucifer, he seems to be an "acts of service" and gift giving type of guy. Alastor would probably find gears and tools for Lucifer so he can make his ducks, probably going out of his way to find good materials.
Idk, I'm just obsessed with qpr radioapple
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blanktrouser · 2 months
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Happy Valentine’s Day with Huskerdust and their matching hatred for matching t-shirts
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blanktrouser · 3 months
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ANGEL LOOKING TO SEE IF FAT NUGGETS IS ALIVE BREAKS MY HEART
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blanktrouser · 3 months
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This is still my favorite scene in the pilot
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-Shut up! SHUT. UP. *points at husk* we are keeping this.
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blanktrouser · 3 months
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compiled angel and val "dancing" in poison vs huskerdust dancing in loser baby vs staticmoth dancing in finale cause I thought they would make for interesting comparisons
one shows a clear power imbalance between victim and abuser, other two show more equal/balanced power dynamics
(also although I didn't include any explicit scenes from poison, it IS still a part of the poison sequence so do let me know if there's anything I should have tagged)
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blanktrouser · 3 months
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“Fuckin’ losers?” “Fuckin’ Losers.”
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blanktrouser · 3 months
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"Can't two people just be platonic, guys, please."
Not with that amount of sexual and romantic tension.
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