Vee: Luz, I'm sad.
Luz: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Hunter: Luz, I'm sad.
Luz, nodding: mood.
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Hunter: *watches Steven have a mental breakdown*
Hunter: ME TOO BITCH!!!!!
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! THE BIOS ARE BEING GAY IN IKEA!
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*Alternative answer*
Belos: Galdorstone, Palistrom Wood, Stonesleeper Lungs, Selkidomus Scales, and Bone of Ortet. Know leave me alone.
Hunter and Kikimora: what?
Kikimora, being done with Hunter asking 'where do babies come from": Tell The Golden Guard about the birds and the bees.
Belos, not wanting to deal with this bullshit: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Kikimora, being done with Hunter asking 'where do babies come from": Tell The Golden Guard about the birds and the bees.
Belos, not wanting to deal with this bullshit: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Edric: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Hunters's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
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out of curiosity how do you guys pronounce toh
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*My sister sees fanart of Edric and Hunter*
My sister: Since when were they best bros?
Me: They're not best bros
My sister: Then what are they? Why is hunter sitting on his lap?
Me: I'll let you think about it . . .
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At the beginning
Amity: I’m going to take you out
Luz: great, it’s a date!
Amity: I meant that as a threat.
Luz: See you at five!
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Eda getting ready for grom: So how do i look?
Lilith: Like a hot piece of trash
Eda: Right back at you, you sexy piece of shit
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Raine: What did you do with the bodies?
Eda: What didn’t I do with the bodies?
Raine: . . .
Eda: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpses respectfully.
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Eda, about Hunter: Apparently I'm adopting a new kid
Luz: Are we stealing them?
King: New or used?
Eda: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Hooty: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Hunter: I'm a knife.
Luz, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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Luz: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Vee: luz no.
Hunter not even looking up from his book: Mistlefoe.
Vee: Please stop encouraging them.
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"I don't mess with three things: Dairy products, my mom, and female ghost. So please hear me when I say STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM!" - Lilith at some point living in the owl house
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Hooty: Thanks fam!
King: oh no
Luz: *cries* I love you too
Eda: Sounds fake but okay
Amity: *A flustered mess*
Hunter: can i get a refund
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Luz: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Hunter: I beg to differ
Luz: Then Beg
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