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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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ooops i forgot i had a tumblr uh hi
damn the toh trailer was wild
im back
hi
i'm still ignoring the requests i don't feel super motivated on
sorry-
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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what sick fuck keeps slapping kraft singles onto the pokemon
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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Reblog if your account is a safe space for neo-pronoun and Xenopronoun users.
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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*has the desire to write for steven universe but write only for lars*
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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anyone have any good lance/eugene x gn/male readers-
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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Could you do some fluff headcanons for hunter x nb!reader? Maybe some stuff about comforting each other about trauma or something like that? Thank you!!!
hi, sorry it took so long, there's really no excuse i'm just dumb sorry.. anyway here
- Hunter was really nervous of talking to you about trauma
- He decided to let you talk first so he could get comfortable
- Hunter will let you vent to him, if you want he will hold you hand, let you lean into him, whatever your comfortable with
- if you don't want to talk and just be comforted, Hunter will understand and just be there for you
- This man will not, under any circumstances, make you feel bad about anything or question you. just listen respectfully and nod to show you he's listening
- if you cry he will comfort you, cry with you, whatever you want
- when it's his turn to talk he gets super nervous and takes a lot of pauses
- he really wants to hold your hands.. please let him
- gets nervous you'll tell someone, so please reassure him it's a secret
- he's so happy to have someone to listen to him
- if your doing something else and you get flashbacks/reminded then he'll literally do anything to help you
- whenever Hunter is done having a conversation with Belos, Hunter's first though is how fast he can get to you
- hunter will support you in anything, he just loves you, like a lot
- sometimes he'll just show up at the brink of tears not wanting to say anything, just wanting to be held
- hunter doesn't know what to do without you, and he wants you to know that he loves you, so tell him anything
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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o yeah i forgot to mention i write platonic stuff for like- (almost) ll the south park kids
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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Omg...dee x gender neutral reader?..I barely see metal family fanfic writers so🙏..
sure thing, these are just some general hcs, so here ya go, also if anyone were to request stuff with glam or ches/chive I would die of happiness so.. if u have an idea pls lmk
-when Dee figured out he liked you, he freaked out
-we saw how Dee reacted with Lif (i think that's her name..) and he didn't want a repeat of that situation
-this time, Dee was going to be your friend/continue being your friend first, and confess later
-he wanted to try to impress you first as well
-he planned to confess to you as soon as he was ready..
-it did not go that way
-every time he tried, it went wrong
-he was just gonna give up, until heavy was randomly like
"bro.. you know my brother likes you.. right?"
-Dee was about to murder him, but you returned his feelings, so he was grateful in the end
-glam would have been able to tell immediately
-he would see you two hanging out like normal, and even if nothing changed in the way you acted, glam would be like, "oh, my son has a partner.. that's nice :)" and not really care
-glam would be supportive as long as you're not harmful to Dee in any way
-Vicky though.. she wouldn't notice until it was so obvious you two were dating that he Dee didn't even have to say it
-he would randomly be like, "so my partner and I-" and vicky would be like "YOU HAVE A FUCKING PARTNER?!" and everyone would be so confused cuz it was so obvious
-If you can play an instrument he's both in awe and a little bit jealous, but loves to hear you play
-he could listen to you talk for hours, he loves your voice
-he always tries to seem cool around you, but fails in some way
-what's that? somebody insulted you? damn.. looks like they just failed almost all their classes. what a coincidence, and Dee was 100% not involved
-if you show the slightest bit of affection dee dies, straight up
-likes his hair played with
-he's terrified of pda, likes hand holding at most
-Dee is afraid Heavy will emabarss him in front of you, so u never rlly go to his place
-will talk about my little pony lore with you
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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Requests i will get done faster :
- tbhk/jshk reqs
- male reader reqs (especially with male characters)
- Metal Family reqs
- Saiki k reqs
- TTS reqs regarding lance or eugene
- hxh reqs with Leorio
- Danganronpa reqs
same rules and stuff apply, these are just ones i love writing
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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hey hey hey!
im not quite sure if requests are open or not, but if they are, i saw you’re writing for tts and wanted to ask for varian x reader? for prompt, could it be where reader leaves their sketchbook at his place and he flips through it to find countless drawings of him?
if you write this, i really appreciate it! have a nice day <333
Yes you may! varian is one of my favorite tts characters (alongside lance) so I really enjoyed writing for him.
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-You and Varian had been friends for a while now, and drawing was one of your hobbies
-at the start of your friendship, you had shown him some of your drawings, and left your book sat out freely whenever you two hung out
-but for some reason you had stopped showing him your drawings.
-he didn't really question it, until you started constantly hiding your sketchbook whenever you were done drawing, and acting nervous whenever Varian got near it
-Varian had missed you showing him your sketches, and liked your art style, so he asked if you could show him some of your more recent works, but you quickly responded, "No.. I don't think that's really necessary" and then he was suspicious
-he began questioning what you could be drawing, but he just couldn't figure out what you would be so embarrassed of
-he wasn't going to say anything to you of course, because he both respected your privacy, and thought it would be weird to ask, "hey, why have you been hiding your drawings lately?" so he decided to let it go
-that was until you left you sketchbook sitting right next to his desk unattended
-you had left to grab some food and would be back in a minute, so you kinda forgot to put it away
-it probably wouldn't be a big problem, Varian was so absorbed in his work that your drawings wouldn't be of interest to him
-Varian however, let curiosity get the best of him, and opened up your sketchbook, only to see a drawing of himself
-he thought it was sweet of you to draw him, and decided to look at the rest of the pages
-but when he turned the page, it was met with another drawing of him, then another, and another
-the book was full of them
-Varian's face turned bright red, he was flustered at the first drawing, but a whole book full? he couldn't believe it.
-he couldn't believe the person he liked drew him so many damn times
-the sound of footsteps caused him to slam the book shut and run over to his workspace, his face still burning with embarrassment
-you walk back in to see an extremely flustered varian
-when you ask him why he looks that way, he quicks responds, "Nothing! just.. uah- hot in here haha"
-you know that's not it but it would be rude to push, so you sit back down in your seat to see your sketchbook moved over to the other side of the table, and sat down in a different way then you left it
-Varian couldn't have opened it.. had he?
-expect this to never come up in a conversation again, you two are two nervous to bring it up..
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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just wanted to let you know i'm writing for tangled the series now.. :)
i'm not writing for vat7k yet, cuz i'm still learning abt it, so i'll let you know when I am
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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May i req a panty, stocking, scanty, kneesocks x male! Demon and angel reader? Like he fights monsters too but prefers to not be noticed by the crowd. If ur busy with other stuffs then its ok to do this later! Also remember to eat and drink water!
Hiya! i'm going to write for panty and stocking first and do scanty and kneesocks later, writing for them is a bit difficult for me since i haven't watched the show in a while, so remembering their exact personality is a bit difficult, sorry! also sorry i took 50000 years to write i've been so busy agh, so uh enjoy!
Panty: -she's nervous about your relationship -it's probably her first serious real one, so she really doesn't wanna mess it up
-she's trying to be fully committed to you..
-she's having a difficult time.
-she'll probably walk up to people and start randomly flirting with them, and then she'll remember, "Shit i have a boyfriend!" and slowly back away
-Panty is honestly a bit surprised that you don't wanna be in the spotlight, since it's one of her favorite things ever
-but, she'll gladly shift the attention over to her.. it's a win-win situation
-she thinks you look cool when you fight monsters, and loves your white angel costume thingy (forgot the name)
-she's so happy she got a boyfriend before stocking
-craves attention CONSTANTLY, but in a sweet lowkey way
-she doesn't actually act protective of you, she just wants to scare others
-honestly 10/10, love her
Stocking
-She's very calm, yet passionate about your relationship
-never wants to intrude on your boundaries or anything like that
-she understands you not wanting to be in the spotlight, so she'll calmly move you away from the area if you get uncomfortable
-having Panty around helps draw attention away from you as well
-even if she's not extremely physical, she enjoys being in your presence
-will share her sweets with you.. sometimes
-Panty makes fun of you whenever you're near eachother
-enjoys doing your makeup for you (yea it's a male reader idc)
-probably won't bother you about anything ever
-like she won't be the first to text you, but will talk for hours if you initiate it
-she's not really nervous, just super respectful of you
-it's the same with any kind of affection from her
-even though she hates fighting monsters makes everything a bit better for her
-she really cares about you, even if it seems like she's not paying attention, she's admiring everything you do
hi! hoped you like this, sorry part 2 will be done.. someday stay safe and drink water, seeya!
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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No more matchups..
hi, i'm sorry but I currently have 7 matchups in my asks and only one of them fits my rules, so i'm going to stop doing matchups.. sorry.
Also...
i'm so sorry about taking so long on your requests, I've been super busy, i'm working on them right now though! tysm for requesting, i'll be done soon
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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people that think any of the main character in aggretsuko are straight baffle me, like no becky Haida is not a straight male, he plays bass and wears skinny jeans, open your goddamn eyes
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bastard-asexual · 2 years
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Any Ideas for a Valentines Special?
It's almost valentines day, and i was wondering if you guys had any ideas of things i could write? It could be from any of the fandoms i write for, or you could suggest one, there's a pretty high chance i know of it, i'm also open to watching/reading some new stuff if you want me to
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Hey, so can ya do a Pokémon Sonia x Reader? Like it’s their anniversary and the reader is late to their date. Sonia begins to sadden thinking you forgot. Cue you running in with your clothes dirty and a few scrapes. You place a pokeball in her hand and it’s a shiny.
Sure, sorry if it's bad, i love the idea! (also, i forgot to mention i'll write for Helluva Boss too, same rules apply)
- so you and Sonia had been planning to go to some fancy, overpriced restaurant for a while now
- you were both really excited, it was a huge splurge, but it's your anniversary, so you both pulled all the stops
- you had a reservation for 18:00/6:00, and Sonia was there early at 17:40/5:40 to make sure everything was going to go smoothly
- she expected you to come right at the time for the reservation, and when 18:00 came around, she was expecting you to walk in
- but you didn't
- she just guessed you were a bit late, so she ordered you some drinks to start, but you were still nowhere to be found
- it was 18:15/6:15, so she decided to text you, and you didn't respond
- she was a bit upset, but she was still hoping you would show
- maybe.. you forgot..
- no, of course you didn't, it was your anniversary, you would never forget
- but as Sonia looked down at the untouched drink at your seat, she had a smidge of doubt
- meanwhile.. you were in the giant's mirror wild area looking for a shiny Applin to give Sonia (in the small chance you weren't aware, giving someone an Applin means you'll be together forever)
- you would have done it sooner, but finding an Applin in the wild area requires a thunderstorm, and it hadn't been raining for a while.
- but today, it finally was, so you decided to go out and find one before your date
- you thought you'd have enough time to find one, go home and get ready, and meet Sonia in time for your reservation
- it turns out you had overestimated your abilities
- you went to the wild area at 15:00/3:00 to find a shiny Applin and expected to be done at 16:00/4:00 at the latest
- but here you were, 6:00, still looking for an Applin
- the storm made it hard to see what was going on, and you had left your phone somewhere else so it wouldn't get lost or broken while in battle, so you had no idea what time it was
- the rain was pouring down and the thunder was close, you could barely focus because of how cold it was out
- after a long time, you found a shiny Applin, and you weren't gonna let this go.
- you sent out your partner to do some damage, and then a weak poison/fairy/ice/flying/dragon type to bring it's hp down without killing it
- you eventually catch it, and let out a sigh of relief
- you go grab your phone and check the time, and it's 18:15/6:15
- you freak out, and consider the options, you could go back home and change, and see Sonia, but it would be past 12:00/7:00 by then
- in a moment of desperation, you decide to show up at the place soaked, covered in dirk and scratches, and hope Sonia didn't leave yet.
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- it's now 18:45/6:45, and Sonia is still there, holding back tears.
- she starts to question why she hasn't left yet, so she decides to call over a waiter and get the bill for the drinks, but just as she was about to, she heard an exchange in the entryway:
"oh.. hello there.. may i get your coa-"
"no, thank you.. my girlfriend is already here i'll just go in,"
"wait- do you have a reservation?"
"Oh, yes under L/N Y/n"
"oh.. thank you.. then"
- Sonia sees you walk in, soaked, hair messed up, casual clothes with mud and grass, scratches on your arms/legs, and a Love Ball in hand
- you run over to her table and start apologizing :
"I'm so sorry, i didn't mean to be so late, i was trying to catch something for you, and i left my phone, and it was raining so i couldn't see, and i planned to be done sooner but i couldn't and I should have checked the time and i'm so sorry!"
- Sonia was More shocked than anything, she was trying to process everything you were saying
- a small smile crept onto Sonia's face, she was still a bit upset, but hearing your story made her relax more and more, she just really wanted to spend time with you
"haha, hey, it's okay, lets just have a nice night, now, what did you say you had for me..?
"Oh! yeah this.."
- you place the bright pink love ball in her hand, she opens it up, and out comes a shiny Applin
"so we can be together forever.. happy anniversary sonia.. I love you"
-sonia smiles and hugs you tightly
"thank you so much... come on, lets sit down, tell me about your day.."
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Sorry if it's not very good, i hope you like it :)
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