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Thank you @unicornridersworld and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

Need rent money so tap in, I accept tips too

I am extremely attracted to men with permanent bags under their eyes. You’re a sleepy little guy huh? Bet that dick is legendary

Cultivate a sense of scarcity: Make yourself appear rare and unattainable. Create a perception that you are in demand and that others desire you. This will increase your desirability and make others pursue you.

This is like top 3 worst years of my fucking life I don't know how I'm doing it

Anything would be helpful if you don't mind, I just need $500 by December to pay for rent until I can start my job. I know I said this last week but "my job" stopped replying to emails and calls so I have to look for a new job. They never even set me up to start clocking in and working I've just been interviewing the past few weeks and I've really burnt through my savings at this point trying to stay afloat. At this point I'm thinking I'll do anything to make rent cause I have like $60 to my name and rent is $500 and being raised like I genuinely don't know what I'm going to do.

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I need to see it pls

okay. to whoever at the pizza place cut my gorgeous square focaccia pizza in a regular pizza cut and not a square cut, I have, let's say, a few questions

I'll do it

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

Plus fun body mods

ur twenties are for seeing how many mistakes u can make in the shortest amount of time possible and getting a cool haircut

tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

I'll take 3 of these, no alcohol, juice or ice please

Cocktails that go straight to the head

English added by me :)

The Ana maniacs are living your dream

people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

Shit me too

tumblr higher ups seem to be nail bitingly desperate to get people to try tumblr live. so, because i am a merciful soul, i am extending this offer to current tumblr ceo matt mullenweg: dear matt, if you wire me $30,000 american dollars, i promise to open tumblr live and spend at least ten minutes looking around. i am willing to sign a legally binding contract reflecting this. i look forward to hearing from your representatives