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bambistan Ā· 2 days
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tonks was born in 1973, meaning she must have graduated by 1990 or 1991, remus started teaching in 1993, she was gone from hogwarts by then. he didn't get to teach her, luckily.
This isn't any better šŸ˜­
Like I thought they were kinda cute in the movies. You know... when they died. And their hands were together. But I cannot with this.
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bambistan Ā· 2 days
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Someone said Tonks graduated in 92 and Remus became a teacher in 93.
Wtf šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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bambistan Ā· 9 days
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Woke up at seven. Hungover. Read fanfiction.
What a bundle of joy my life must be.
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bambistan Ā· 11 days
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Regulus: Are we ... still brothers?
Sirius (nodding): Nothing is ever going to change that.
Regulus (looking at James): Liar.
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bambistan Ā· 21 days
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Wames
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bambistan Ā· 27 days
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Guys you have it all wrong, itā€™s REGULUS that has the antler hip tattoos that frame JAMESā€™ head when heā€™s on his knees in front of him.
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bambistan Ā· 28 days
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Army Dreamers is killing me
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bambistan Ā· 28 days
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james would go ā€œthis one is for you regulusā€ and miss
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bambistan Ā· 28 days
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Do you guys have any getting together fic recs for wolfstar or jegulus?
I've been in the mood for getting together fics and just haven't been able to find any.
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bambistan Ā· 28 days
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Remus memorises Sirius' skincare routine so he can add it to his aftercare.
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bambistan Ā· 28 days
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thats a nice canon you got there. be a shame if i completely ignored it.
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bambistan Ā· 2 months
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Trans Regulus who has always had a raspy voice, even as a child, that becomes more prominent when he starts T at Hogwarts.
His voice always takes people by surprise because heā€™s so painfully quiet. The reason why he barely speaks is a tightly held secret between the Black brothers until James earns his trust & he tells him how (even now) Walburga would try to punish his ā€œboyish voice out of him.ā€
A few days later Regulus receives a frantic owl about his motherā€™s mysterious ā€œsudden illnessā€ that has taken her voice entirely; leaving her irreversibly mute.
His eyes snap to the Gryffindor table to find James Potter, looking down at his breakfast with an impossibly smug smile.
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bambistan Ā· 2 months
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Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ā€˜magicā€™ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his lifeā€™s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how itā€™s done.
James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like
Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could youā€¦ā€¦
James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Donā€™t you dare
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bambistan Ā· 2 months
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Power point night
Remus: why when I say no, you should listen to me
Sirius: the art of being pretty and an absolute devil
Peter: how to survive oblivious queer couples
James: Regulus 101
Regulus: why people should just shut up
Dorcas: an overview of female empowerment through history
Marlene: dorcas
Mary: why Mary does it better
Pandora: Lily my lily and my friends as flowers
Lily: ā€œJames, stop it and Sirius donā€™t do thatā€ and other sentences of my life
Regulus (2): why James Potter is the best person alive and you should all perish, featuring: James Potter
Barty: 69 ways to kill a man and not get caught
Evan: Surviving Barty, a tutorial
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bambistan Ā· 3 months
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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bambistan Ā· 3 months
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Regulus "Don't you think we're going too far?" Black and Sirius "no, just come on, don't be a loser" Black
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bambistan Ā· 3 months
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Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"
Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"
Regulus: šŸ˜‘
James: hey now-
Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"
Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*
Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"
Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*
Sirius: *offended gasp*
Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"
Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch
Barty: And Dora is
Pandora:
Evan:
Dorcas:
Regulus:
Barty: "eagle 2"
Evan and Pandora: oh thank god
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