averytinyelephant
Sir, I bring the noise and the funk wherever I go.
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Another Haikaveh Fanfic I Want to Read
The Deshret reincarnation one, but the twist is that Alhaitham has known he's Deshret from the time he was tiny. The story isn't about how he regains his tragic lost memories of being the desert king--it's about how he does everything he possibly can to avoid having to do that job again. Forming some grand ambition to achieve power? Nope, not doing that. Seeking the means to overthrow Celestia via forbidden knowledge? I'll pass. Becoming a main character? Absolutely not. Al-Ahmar Al-haitham is going to live a peaceful life this time, thank you. He's going to study a basic subject (his own language), get a basic desk job, find himself a basic little house, and somehow convince the perfect perfectly-mortal guy he went to school with to marry him--
Destiny, of course, finds him anyway. (Really, Rukkha, really?) The Akasha is turned on the people, the sages seize control, and does this upstart baby deity ("Shouki no kami," pffft, like who even are you, kid?) think he actually has a snowball's chance in the Mare Javari with the minds of two of Sumeru's real god-kings set against him?
At least at the end of all this, with the nation of wisdom saved and Kusanali in charge as she is very welcome to be, Alhaitham can still go home and be normal with his Very Normal™ roommate!
("Alhaitham, listen... I know this isn't the best of times, but there's something I've been meaning to tell you. I'm not exactly... who you think I am...")
#HELPPPP#yes i need this please#kavetham is just deshret and nabu malikata’s good ending#please give it to me#al haitham#kaveh#king deshret#nabu malikata#goddess of flowers#kavetham#genshin impact#sumeru
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HWARYUN LESBIAN CONFIRMED?!
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#THE BETA SKIN#i love the eremite designs#i just wish genshin would put that same energy into the playable characters#kaeya alberich#mondstadt#genshin impact
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lyney workshopping some tricks. He discovers that while fake bodily harm gets reactions, it's important to reveal that his magic powers would fix it.
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He got some fact checking to do
#HELP ME#yeah this is exactly it#i miss ragbros#crepus ragnvindr#diluc ragnvindr#kaeya alberich#ragbros#mondstadt#genshin impact
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pov your archon is annoying
#flashing gif#flash warning#this is exactly what they seem like#focalors my favorite girlfailure#focalors#furina#neuvillette#fontaine#genshin impact
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new family just dropped
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the master plan 👌
#why is he in fontaine anyway…#this whole quest was so fun and so silly#hopefully fontaine stays lighthearted and fun! : )#childe#fontaine#genshin impact
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Sumeru has a bunch of my fav characters, had fun drawing them! eheh
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living in my head rent free
#THEM!!#i need navia banner yesterday#i need clorinde banner yesterday#these funky lesbians stole my whole heart in the archon quest#clorinde#navia#clorivia#fontaine#genshin impact
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TRAUMEREI KNOWS KHUNBAM IS REAL?!
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bam's favourite scammer
this chapter has been one of the most fun in a WHILE. it's a huge slap to the homophobes ehee
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#this was my absolute favorite panel#i love them so so much#they’re so silly#khun aguero agnis#the 25th baam#khunbam#tower of god
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*loud gesturing*
+ the prequel that i realized i never posted here LOL
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I think my favorite thing about Alhaitham is that his voice lines make it perfectly clear that he knows other people think he’s strange, and he is deliberately cultivating that unsettling vibe so everyone will leave him in peace.
Our boy is really out here doing the social equivalent of firing off gunshots to keep the rent low.
Weaponized weirdness.
#him being sussy and mysterious at first and then turning out to be a menace is peak comedy#this is peak character writing#al haitham#genshin impact
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You were about to say he’s feeling a bit down?
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I’m in love with how they are giving so many subtle hints about Alhaitham and Kaveh’s relationship and how important it is to Alhaitham, despite the way they always seem to be bickering.
Throughout the 3.2 archon quest Alhaitham tells us that the reason why he is so interested in helping Sumeru is because he doesn’t want his daily life to change. After that Kaveh starts being mentioned very frequently by him or we hear other people in the akademiya complain about how they daily argue.
Then, of course, we meet them both arguing with each other in the House of Daena, which was quite the argument. We also know many of their casual interactions and how they go to the café/bar frequently together. Furthermore, Alhaitham pays all of Kaveh’s bills (something no one would do for someone they don't care for).
And now, during Alhaitham’s quest, their tones were so soft (At least in JP and CN) and also domestic. Kaveh seems to worry a lot about Alhaitham and exchanges glances with him, which made me melt inside. I also love how Alhaitham is constantly smiling while bickering with kaveh. Remember, we dont see him smiling like this that often. Which means he really enjoys it. I really liked how after the second time Kaveh asked him if he is okay, he replied with a tease about the painting Kaveh had mentioned before. Also smiling.
But most importantly, something I see no one talking about: the moment when Alhaitham was explaining why he resigned from being the Grand Sage to being the scribe again and he tells us that “It’s important to keep your priorities straight”, the camera points at Kaveh.
I know this game will probably never have any canon ship because they need to make everyone happy, but we do get hints like this from time to time and I think this was one of them.
After all, why would they bother to add all of those scenes with Kaveh when the quests had already concluded, if not for showing us how is what is Alhaitham’s daily life he wants to protect that much? We saw how happy he is, how eager he was to get home and go have dinner with Kaveh. We also see how Kaveh had been waiting for him as well.
I’d like to know more about their relationship, even if it ends up not being romantic (though how do you explain that face Kaveh made when paimon asked if they are friends).
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