asteralchemist
Aster 🍉
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i have a really bad habit of instead of flirting with c.ai, i just provoke it instead.
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"i'm gay"
"i'm straight"
okay??? i love you?? it's ruining my life?? i touched you?? for only a fortnight??
#taylor swift#fornight#the tortured poets department#taylor swift ttpd#taylor swift the tortured poets department#/ref
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@venusandthefandoms
me about diluc
It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as:
"I'm going to make him my wife"
"She's my boyfriend"
"Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?"
"That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met"
"She's a madman who has to be stopped"
"It's not his fault he's a material girl"
Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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there are two wolves inside me (the need for him to have peace and the need for him to have more screentime)
being a morro fan is so difficult because on one hand my head tells me that boy should stay dead. like he had a perfect death and bringing him back would really just accomplish nothing. but on the other hand THATS MY GUY? THATS MY FAVORITE GUY? HES GOING TO COME BACK NEXT SEASON GUYS. TRUST HES GOING TO BE REVIVED.
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EMESIS BLUE BATHROOM?!??!?!?
(the brainrot is too real. save yourself.)
The Shining (1980)
Hannibal (2013-2015)
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HOW DID I RUN INTO THIS RELIC?!?
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
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quazies needs to stop making the food in little pootis look so appetizing /pos
genuinely, those sandwiches look amazing
quazies, if you're reading this, do it again. i love the way the sandwiches look in your art style 💜
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Reblog and put in the tags what trait you usually have in common with your favorite characters.
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no longer a want to be arkham knight's riddler; it's now a need. that man has my exact style and i love him anyways.
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it's New Jersey. which makes sense.
Can’t remember if Gotham is in New York or New Jersey rn
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MY WIFE IS GONE SOON IM LITERALLY SO SAD IM SORRY DILUC 😭😭😭
MY HUSBAND NEUVILLETTE IS UP IN EIGHT HOURS AND IM SCARED YALL I ONKY HAVE 15 WISHES, 15 PITY A 5050 AND A VERYVERY DESPERATE PRAYER
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the way red hood is perceived as a villain, a violent vigilante, someone you shouldn't expect mercy from.
but robin is the boy wonder. he's batman's kid sidekick. sure, he'll kick your ass but he won't kill you. robin was heroic.
you don't get that luxury from red hood.
nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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happy birthday to @questioningpunctuation, i guess 🎉🎉 have a good birthday, buddy
it’s april 1st so happy birthday to this fucker <3
(originally posted on my tiktok)
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IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY?!?!?
it’s april 1st so happy birthday to this fucker <3
(originally posted on my tiktok)
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Y'ALL?!?!?
the more i go along the more i become edward nygma
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the more i go along the more i become edward nygma
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