“Cah caw”

-a pigeon

I just love the eclecticismicality of being able to add unnecessary suffixes to words.

Perhaps the sheer volume of text will present its own message.

Sometimes the only way a person is affected by a story is when they are bludgeoned by the spine of the book it’s held in.

The metaphorical stick broke in my hands, I can clearly see the marks where its irregular shape dug into my palms but all I feel is a slight chill creep from my fingertips.

I never even heard it snap, it must have happened along with the wind.

You could say that this is quantity over quality, but I’m not quite sure what a “quality” post from me would look like.

If for some reason you want to know more about me, my other pfp is a blurry photo of me wearing full clown makeup and a wig on Halloween, my face takes up the entire circle. My skin has the same faint yellow glow as a solstice moon looming in the center of the sky.

Bored of hearing about new technology, tell me the new way you found to catch fish, and it better be wacky and/or diabolical.

ovo

Ik I’m supposed to be reblogging things but I can’t honestly find something that’s fitting to any facet of myself other than an abstraction of the concept of a “character” I made up to represent myself.

I have a total of 12 likes and they are all me.

Don’t worry it’s a different individual bird each time so it’s fine.

I interact with all medias like a child poking at the rotting carcass of a deer, but the deer was possessed by the souls of the forest and so I have to communicate in only riddles lest my being be ridiculed, revealed, and stolen by the fae.

Still waiting for the “social” part of social media to kick in, maybe a local predatory bird is intercepting all of my carrier pigeons because I ain’t getting anything back.

My relation to the words “filler text lmao” is like how you would feel about a needy friend from elementary school that you felt bad about leaving to go to a different middle school

Tumblr finally asked me to rate the app, I feel so accomplished.

There’s so much art on this site, feels weird to have zero art. Doesn’t fit the blog theme in the slightest but.. uh.. here you go!

Social media is a game, and believe me I am losing.

“I like men”

-men