david’s bday was on the 30th of November and this is really laaaate ooomg

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Meet The Muse

Hover over the links for a brief description!

|| The Basics ||

Name: David Martin McCruthe Nickname(s): asshole Age: 25 Species: Human

|| Personal ||

Morality (Bold One Per Section): Lawful/ Neutral / Chaotic |||Good/ Gray / Evil Religious Belief: Undecided. Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence/ Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice Primary Goals In Life: To feel necessary and wanted. Languages Known: English. Secrets: Pyromaniac extraordinaire. But that’s not too secret. Quirks: More often smiling than not, out of habit and despite feeling. Snorts often. Voice will crack when afraid. Savvies: Home-made weapons and agriculture. Enjoys poetry.

|| Physical ||

Build: Slender/ Scrawny/ Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Busty Height: 183 cm Weight: ~200 lbs. Scars/Birthmarks: Burns around hands and arms. Abilities/Powers: For what he lacks in stamina, he compensates with strength. He’s good in directing his weight into a punch. Restrictions: He tires fast, and isn’t too quick to begin with. He’s not the sharpest knife either, so to speak.

|| Favorites ||

Favorite Food: Life Noodles, especially the broth. Favorite Drink: Big City Cola is his go-to. Favorite Pizza Topping: Pineapple and Ham. Favorite Color: What he believes to be green. What he sees is a shade of blue. Favorite Music Genre: Rock and Roll. Surprise. Favorite Book Genre: Graphic Novels are nice when he can afford them. There comes an extent where he can’t read too much. Favorite Movie Genre: Horror Favorite Season: Fall Favorite Butt Type: Francus gratious Favorite Swear Word: asswipe Pork Favorite Scent: The smell following any freshly-baked dessert. Good stuff. Favorite Quote: “*raspberry*” -his dad probably

|| Fun Stuff ||

"Boss" Theme Music: Smashing song of Praise (Mother 3), Climbing Trees (Kirby: Mass Attack), Bug-eyed Foes (Kirby: Mass Attack) Bottom or Top: tsks u loudly Loud Burper Or Soft Burper: LOUD ENOUGH TO FRIGHTEN AWAY HIS ENEMIES Sings In The Shower: Yes / No Likes Bad Puns: Yes / No Their Opinion On The Mun: “what’s a mun  PROBABLY AN ASSWIPE.”

Tag 3 people! I tag…

WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS YOO <33

EYO DAVID WHATCHU DOIN BRUTHA

Since you asked..!.. Okay, nothing. Sorry to disappoint you or whatever. But I can tell you what I’ve been up to. That’s better than nothing, right. .. If you weren’t already aware, um, me and this sweetheart, Frank, we’ve, been a thing a while. He’s a charm.Oh, and I beat the stuffing out of the Commander. He got all raunchy with the, the other commander, see, the one with the darker hair.. Hope he learned a thing or two there. Haven’t checked up with the whole lot lately, actually. I’ve kept to my own a little.… Another time, I signed a contract with Miss Isabelle, right. She’s a real doll, healed me up in a fix. She doesn’t seem like the kind of person to walk around much, but all she wanted outta me was a sole..! Ain’t that something. In the end, she offered me a few more favors before collecting payment. I was gonna go out and buy her a new pair of boots, but, you know. She’s a sweet thing... Apparently I’m colorblind or something? I don’t really know what it means, I see colors..? But it hasn’t done my job any good. From what I’ve heard, I’m in trouble.… And, oh, one more thing; today was my birthday or something. Fun stuff.This place has been long due an overhaul. I promise it before New Year’s, for what it’s worth.

did you want candy this halloween nope no sorry YOURE GETTING TOAST ..BONUS-POINTS IF YOU KNOW THE CHARACTER I TOOK THE GETUP FROM REMEMBER TO STAY SAFE AND BE COURTEOUS YOU LITTLE HELLIONS david continues to set a bad example for eve ry o n e

"Gray faces're good for somethin'!" Frank chirps, kissing him on the lips before giggling and zipping off again- he was on patrol or something, after all.

What a sweetheart, huh. "I’d, I’d say so!" 

WELCOME TO THE PIGPEN YOU goDDAMN chIHUAHUA

askthechillpigmask (via psionicsiblinghood)

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Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon-It's a little piggy, but it's a homey sort of cluttered to the extent David remembers where he puts things by them being seemingly out of place. He'd never think his pens to be in the pen-holder, that's where he puts his lighters! He keeps lighter fuel in the pantry, and salt by the couch, and pffbt.He's probably got a little tin bowl by his bed to burn odds and ends in in his down-time, But his night-stand's probably already cluttered with whatever he usually carries around, along with a couple visual novels.Living-space itself is probably small and poorly furnished, and back home, he probably sleeps in the attic. Which he clutters to the best of his abilities.He probably has all he needs up there-- a mattress and a quilt.

☾ : Sleep headcanon ☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon ☼ : Childhood headcanon ☯ : Genderbent headcanon ⋆ : Sex headcanon ☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon ☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on) ♤ : Cooking headcanon ⊕ : Talents/hobbies headcanon ☻ : Mood headcanon ✚ : health headcanon ✿ : happiness headcanon ✖ : anger headcanon ♆ : body headcanon ϡ : mental state headcanon ღ : love or sexuality headcanon ♡ : relationship with (give name or url) † : religion headcanon ✄ : pet peeve headcanon ☂ : food headcanon ♒ : Any other question of your choosing

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((relations page done! wow that took like 2000 years))

Dear David you are a chubby precious baby and I want to just hug you and smoosh your chubby cheeks. That is all.

i don't care who you are poke!AU's are literally always the best go-to OR SHOULD I SAY the very bEST ＲＯＵＧＨＮＥＣＫ ＤＡＶＩＤ ＷＯＵＬＤ ＬＩＫＥ ＴＯ ＢＡＴＴＬＥ！ (BECAUSE OF COURSE HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO...)

HAPPY SPOOKY DAVID. GO VISIT OSOHE CASTLE AND HUG A LOCAL SPECTER TODAY.

..Maybe I’ll try again next year. 

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HAPPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

oH MY gOD iTS SO cUTE THANK YOU AHH <#3

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You like art, I need money, yes.  The past while hasn’t at all been very kind, so without divulging into anything too much, I’d like to say that I’d like to be able to give back to the people who help me.  If you need some bigger examples there’s always my deviantart, or my art blog, just shoot me a message at [email protected] if you’re interested, and there we can talk details!