Dr. Furter, did Tim Curry intentionally portrait you as a hot mf or was it unintentional?
His portrayal was most accurate. I imagine it took some work on his part, though.
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Do you like cuddling Dr?
Very much!
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I didn't mean to sound dismissive, my apologies Doctor. My name is Professor Charles Gray, soon-to-be former chairman of the American Society of Criminology's Supernatural Crimes division. I've no interest in your legal pursuit, I only want an accurate retelling of events.
Charles Gray....no relation to a certain actor who has no neck?
I'm not telling you anything, you...neckless...drab...heterosexual! Get out!
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Pardon me, Doctor, but I must ask you something concerning the night you met Mister and Misses Majors-Weiss. When exactly did the Floor Show happen? I can't seem to get a straight answer out of my, ahem, interviewees, and I'm writing a book, you see. A final endeavor before I retire, if you will.
Ah, one of those "true crime" authors, I presume. Well....I won't divulge that information that easily, you see. You'll have to make it worth my while.
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i hate one question
why did u kill Eddie :[
I don't need to explain myself to you. You'd do the same thing if you were in my shoes.
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Hello Dr! Do you rp?
///roleplay?///
In bed, sometimes...
///frank--we're still not accepting sexual favors from people on the internet!///
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Sir! SIR! May i make you some soup!??
I'm more partial to...meat loaf
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thoughts on TERFs?
I try not to think of those....vermin.
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Hi Frankie,
Do you miss us, humans? I just wanted to say hi and that we do miss you a lot. You are an amazing creature, and I personally love you with all my heart.
Hope to hear from you some time....
I do miss you humans. I would have kept answering your silly human questions if it weren't for a certain "ad-mun" deciding to go to graduate school.
///graduating in <20 days someone hire me!///
Wha--you can't leave me again!
///are ask blogs still a thing? should we bring them back?///
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FRANK!!! The NSFW ban!!! HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE?!?! This blog is too good
But seriously Tumblr, there are much worse things to be worrying about on your site than....alien transvestites.
///watch them flag this post as inappropriate >_//
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Maybe the reason Brad, Janet, AND Dr Scott called you a hotdog is because they have an idea of just how much you're packing under that absolutely drool-worthy lingerie?
Brad and Janet saw it.....well, Brad started it, because he was jealous and insecure, and perhaps that’s why Dr. Scott and Janet followed along.
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Have you ever met a young man named Alexander Delarge?🥛
I have not....
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How do you make sticking out your tongue simultaneously so adorable and so sexy?!
Like this!
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///Hnng, we should spare Howl the terror.///
Oh, boo
///Michael I love you and your hair and your evilness—///
Which one is that? Is that the pretty one from TV? Oh....yes it is....
///Lestat we all know you’re on the gayer side and I don’t want to make you uncomfortable......um....can I Venmo or something some money to you for all of them? It’s kind enough for you to offer one but....uhh....///
Such initiative, Julie! And you didn’t faint once! What do you say, Lady Lewd? I think she’s earned it.
Frank isn't your type or you couldn't handle his sexual appetite?
💋Oh I’m certain we’d hit it off just fine but I’d honestly rather sit down with a glass of champagne and chat about fashion and the best places to shop for BDSM equipment. What do you say, darling? @askdrfurter Want to have a girls night? I’ll even let you choose one of my boys to be your little pet pussy cat for the night. 🐱
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~Happy belated birthday 💖
///that was me sorry///
Thank you....Jareth.
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Lady Lewd, that is exquisite.....
///.....I’m staying out of this one.///
Yes, and this is Julie, the random girl who resurrected me twice and won’t leave.
///He won’t let me leave!///
....all right, that is also true. Well, as a reward for your loyalty, you should help me choose from Lady Lewd’s most impressive harem.....
///....Jareth, Howl, Lestat, and Michael.....it’s between them.....///
Frank isn't your type or you couldn't handle his sexual appetite?
💋Oh I’m certain we’d hit it off just fine but I’d honestly rather sit down with a glass of champagne and chat about fashion and the best places to shop for BDSM equipment. What do you say, darling? @askdrfurter Want to have a girls night? I’ll even let you choose one of my boys to be your little pet pussy cat for the night. 🐱
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Could you give me an outfit idea for school please?
Oh, I’d love to, but from what I’ve heard about....”dress codes,” as they’re called, my ideas would send you straight onto the front page of the newspaper....either victimized for being discriminated for your fashion sense, or further harassing you. I’m never quite sure with this society.
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