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martiniluvr · 11 days
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18+ minors dni
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bartender!dick grayson who spots you leaning against the bar one night in a tantalising red dress, trying to shrug off some drunk loser who keeps insisting you let him buy you a drink. dick steps in to suggest that maybe the guy’s had enough for one night, and it’s time to head home. he pauses there, but his eyes finish the sentiment—leave, or I’ll make you.
bartender!dick grayson who gets to chatting with you once the asshole’s gone, quickly realising you two have some pretty serious chemistry. he offers to make you a dirty vodka martini, claiming it’s his specialty. “it’s on the house,” he promises with a wink.
bartender!dick grayson whose eyes darken slightly as he watches your lips tease the rim of the glass, barely noticing the way you’re staring at his black t-shirt pulled taut over his muscular frame. your skin is hot, and you don’t think it’s from the vodka. he tells you he’s off at 11:30, a suggestive smirk on his face.
bartender!dick grayson who leaves sloppy kisses down your neck as soon as you’re through his apartment door. his large hands roam your body and squeeze the soft flesh of your ass, holding you flush against his muscular torso.
bartender!dick grayson who has your legs around his head within minutes of getting you sprawled out on his bed, your pretty red dress crumpled up around your waist as he devours your needy cunt with all the ferocity of a starved lion.
bartender!dick grayson who turns you over to fuck you from behind, just so he can watch your glossy pussy grip his cock like a vice as he pulls out of you slowly, before sinking back into you hard. he groans at the filthy sounds you make for him, gripping your hips to ground himself.
bartender!dick grayson who gives you the best orgasm you’ve ever had, even though you’ve known him for less than three hours. he talks you through it as you tremble around his length, his tone almost cocky—“fuck, look at you, sweetheart. feels good, doesn’t it? all for me, huh?”
bartender!dick grayson who grits his teeth as he pulls out of you to cum over your pretty ass, knowing he’d much rather fill you up and watch you drip instead. maybe next time, he tells himself with a smirk, knowing you’ll be back again for more.
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petite-gloom · 30 days
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ok wait deleted the other ones because THIS is what i mean when i say i feel like a scrunkly cat
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actual-changeling · 8 months
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i should start a counter of how many times i have rewatched that scene by now.
when aziraphale runs after crowley, he turns around to face him, fully turns around, right?
his angel says come back, so he does, not entirely but he stops to hear him out.
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even though his eyes are covered, we can safely assume he is looking at aziraphale while he speaks. the painful fun part is why he turns away.
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we can be together.
aziraphale says EXACTLY what crowley wants to hear. we can be an US you can be with me forever. we can be what you imagined.
except that crowley knows they don't mean the same thing. aziraphale is suggesting life in heaven, something fundamentally different from the life crowley imagined for them on earth. this is the equivalent to someone telling you "i love you - as a friend" after you just confessed your romantic love to them.
you wanted to hear that person say those words so fucking badly and they did, but in entirely the wrong way. they don't love you the same way you love them.
and it HURTS.
mouth open, sharp intake of breath, he can no longer look at aziraphale at all.
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look at the way his posture changes, too. straight back, deep breath, eyes forward and away so he does not have to watch as aziraphale promises him forever in the most painful, twisted way possible.
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even when he says i need you he does not look back. my guess is that he is holding back a LOT of tears, frozen to the spot. when he does speak again, they both not only move on to mutual anger but his i understand also sounds exactly like my voice sounds when i'm swallowing tears.
we can be together. i need you. i love you
it gives him hope that maybe, maybe if he SHOWS him, if he kisses him and says this is what we could have been, aziraphale will come around. that he will realize they will be happy on earth and don't need heaven at all.
it gives him hope and aziraphale almost, ALMOST says it. almost says i love you. almost.
and then he stops himself and ruins everything, and crowley has to leave with the echo of his words in his head, probably repeating over and over again.
i need you.
we can be together.
he leaves knowing that aziraphale simply does not need crowley as much as crowley needs him.
he can no longer rely on him.
after six thousand years of shared loneliness, he is finally, truly, alone.
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kneelingshadowsalome · 2 months
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hello
könig x period sex?
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König goes into an almost predatory state during your periods, sees you as this injured animal who’s hunkered down in her pillow palace, sobbing and pouting and bleeding, God, aren’t you just adorable…? You can barely even move! He needs to harass, tease and bully you, I mean, dote on you, it’s a day well spent in his opinion! If only you would accept his dick therapy too, but you just make a face at him when he digs it out and tries to entice you with it, it’s very unusual for you to act this way :/ He just wants to make you feel better, wouldn’t you let him hold you at least?
Guy eventually pets and coos at you for hours until you finally suggest that maybe you could do something about this cranky, horny feeling… (he whips his dick out in two secs)
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despazito · 3 months
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If someone paid for a third party app to view their Tumblr feed does that mean they're stealing my money and infringing on my copyright if they use said app to look at my artwork?
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spaciebabie · 3 months
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peepol are like "spacie i love your shading o(〃^▽^〃)o" i have no idea what im fuckin dointg
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raplinenthusiasts · 1 year
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HE? IN WHITE T-SHIRT?!
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gyroidroves · 5 months
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Can these losers stop flirting for ONE (1) newscast
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cactiaintracist · 4 months
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Can safely say this is NOT how I expected the 60th anniversary multi-doctor episodes to go
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bigdickwizard · 11 months
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…is this anything?
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geekandmisandry · 7 months
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I just saw Terfs freaking out because an article said "people with endometriosis" and they corrected it to say "women".
...Literally what the fuck? Women are people.
This happened to me ages ago when I said "people" in a post some terfs felt was "good but should have said women". Ironically, I was not even making a concious effort to be inclusive. It is just default language that is really common and was common well before this whole Terf spotlight.
This isn't a "people who menstruate" situation where the language is designed to be inclusive and is an active change, it has always been common sometimes for even people who don't think about gender at all to use "people".
Hey guys, is it socially progressive to insist on not labelling women as people?
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vorpalmuchness · 6 months
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hey babe are you okay you've been listening to the Chain by Fleetwood Mac for an hour straight
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eddieintheocean · 4 months
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there are simply. too many citation styles
we need to bring back Lying
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dederant · 5 months
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One of my absolute favorite things about Nerdy Prudes Must Die is that it gives off some classic Starkid vibes. Like when Max comes out at the end of cool as I think I am and everyone starts cheering and he just yells "SHUT UP" at the audience? Or just the entirety of the song best of you? BIG days of summer vibes. Singing twenty twenty-wurn just to make to song rhyme. 🎵 we are rich in oreg-ich 🎵
I mean, come on. There's some real classic vibes in this one and I love it.
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marragurl · 21 days
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ICE UMBRELLA
LISTEN. TO. ME.
ICE
UMBRELLA
WRIOTHESLEY MAKING AN ICE UMBRELLA FOR NEUVILLETTE
SHUT UP - NO - I CAN’T -
This thought just hit me and I am writing this out of pure mania at like 2 am
We all know that the rain brings comfort to Neuvillette but is also a metaphor for his emotions yea? And everyone and their great-grandmother knows about the Umbrella Scene™ between Wriolette, I DON’T NEED TO EXPLAIN IT AGAIN-
SO PICTURE THIS
Pre- or Post- relationship, doesn’t matter, but Wriothesley knows about Neuviellete’s relationship with the rain, and how he can be found standing in it after long, difficult days in the court, but never really finds the rain itself to be a bother.
Now, he came up to see Neuvillete a bit last minute, a bit of a spontaneous choice for that day. He gets to the Opera Epiclese to try and catch Neuvillette after work before he heads back to his office. However, he’s not there, even though Wriothesley knows that the day’s trial has long gone overtime and it is nighttime already.
And then suddenly, it starts raining outside.
Aight, Wriothesley knows the drill by now, and he’s ready to get his umbrella and go out to find Neuvillette - except, drat.
He forgot it.
He can see Neuvillette’s silhouette in the dark outside, he knows where to look after so many times of this happening.
But Wriothesley didn’t get to his current position of power without some creativity on his end, a forgotten umbrella wasn’t about to stop him from reaching Neuvillette.
Cut to Neuvillette just outside in the rain, lost in his thoughts. It was a long hard trial, another gruesome showing of humanity, and he’s just trying to get his bearings under the rain.
He’s lost in thought enough to not hear the heavy boots coming up behind him, but not enough that he isn’t brought back to reality once he realizes he can’t feel the rain anymore.
It’s familiar to him, he’s gotten used to Wriothesley finding him in the rain and providing shelter with an umbrella. He finds comfort in the action, and so he turns around to once again politely thank him, even if he was perfectly fine in the rain unlike humans. He stops though when he sees Wriothesley holding what seems like a frozen handle of ice.
He follows it up only to see the thinnest layer of ice connecting it and forming a delicate canopy over the pair.
He can see the faint swirls of frost patterns at the top, as well as still see the raindrops forming and sliding off the edges.
A beautiful umbrella made of ice is above them, sheltering them from the rain yet still allowing Neuvillette to enjoy the weather.
The rain clouds cover just enough of the sky for it to be dark while they also stand quite away from the Opera to be out of the light. It’s not the same sort of privacy as Wriothesley’s usual dark umbrella, but there’s something enchanting in being able to see the rain from above as light bits of snow fall off from the edges of the umbrella, surrounding them in a different barrier from the outside world.
They spend a while in comfortable silence under the umbrella, taking in the sound of nature as the rest of the world seems to fall away.
Idk wtf just happened. I blinked and suddenly this was all written.
I JUST WANTED TO RANT ABOUT HOW PRETTY AND THOUGHTFUL IT WOULD BE IF WRIOTHESLEY ACTUALLY USED HIS POWERS FOR A PRETTY ICE UMBRELLA, I DIDN’T MEAN TO WRITE A FICLET!!
I guess if we’re here-
I just like the idea of Wriothesley still wanting to keep Neuvillette company in the rain, but he’s still a human who can catch a cold under the rain. But he also knows Neuvillette likes the rain and the cold, so he makes an umbrella made of thin ice, so it still allows Neuvillette to feel the cold and see the rain while keeping Wriothesley dry (AND I’M A SUCKER FOR WATER AND ICE PAIRS USING THEIR POWERS TOGETHER. NEUVI AND WRIO DANCING ON WATER WHILE WRIO MAKES ICE FLOORS AND NEUVI MAKES PRETTY WATER MOVES AROUND THEM??? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
Give me Wriothesley and Neuvillette using their powers to be thoughtful of each other while still keeping their boundaries, give me loving verbal AND non-verbal communication showing how well they know and care for each other!
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notsolonelyygirl · 1 year
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Will I ever stop wiggling? 🤭
😘my links😘
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