ashtxeman
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The Glass Joe of liking fictional men (I have no idea what this implies I just need a zinger for my profile)
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Double bam.
Punchout swap AU where Don and Kaiser swap so Don is a stone cold military man and Kaiser is a romantic with a fake moustache.
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Punchout swap AU where Macho Man and Disco Kid swap so Disco is an egotistical asshole and Macho is a whimsical guy who dances so well it got him to the World Circuit.
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Punchout swap AU where Don and Kaiser swap so Don is a stone cold military man and Kaiser is a romantic with a fake moustache.
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I'm truly a broken man, I can't exist around anything French without thinking of HIM.
GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAD.
#punchout#punch out#punch out wii#glass joe#dont worry about me guys#i was feeling extra SILLY#seriously though#my immediate train of thought is him#french songs#the french language#the country of france#any french person#the word france#the french flag#french history#'hmmm i wonder when glass joe comes into this'
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My world is just me and Roman.
While the entire that’s not my neighbour fandom swoons over the milkman… I sit as the lone Angus enjoyer. Never has a game presented me more with a man that is ‘my type’.
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I found something neat about Punch-Out's comics from the Valiant series: They introduced an OC fighter named Kid Typhoon, who Piston Honda beat, and also revealed Honda donates all of his wins to charity and builds schools for poorer cities. (And the Macho Man comic predicted his Title Defense intro by decades to the point I wonder if the game devs read the comic and were inspired it it.)
wvba-lockerroom. livejournal. com/4508.html
This is so fun actually, most real Hondo thing I've ever read. Like YES. He would do that. He is the humblest of humble. And as someone who HC's him deliberately living in a neighbourhood of old folks so he can help them all, it's just so true.
#punch out#headcanons#piston hondo#piston honda#Kid typhoon???#I dig the typhoon part but quickie needs to get in here for a copyright strike#Super Macho man
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Headcanon that Doc and Bull have arguments that are several hours long where all they do js fling insults back and fourth about being bald.
Sometimes Tiger secretly listens to them go at it and then relays the insults to Don as his own, and Don fucking hates him for it. <3
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Posting this with no context
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Welcome to the start of a series I call:
"Portraits of the WVBA Boys looking deranged/pissed off"
Starting with Joe! I hc that he's more of a quite rage kinda person. Like passive aggressive and snippy comments/tone. Kinda guy to just stare at you directly if he thinks you're doing something really stupid and/or rude, but not tell you what it is you did wrong because "you know what you're doing". Very rarely actually confronts anyone.
Only really expresses the snippy side of himself around people he knows. So the minor circuit members are very well acquainted with "Snippy Bitch Joe", while the other circuit members have only seen him act that way on rare occasion if at all.
#I need him#Oh i need him#NEEEEEEED#I WILL BE. HIS SECOND WIN#BATTEZ-MOI LÂCHE#THIS IS SOOOO GOOD HAUWIGEHIBEIBONOWONWOHSBIRB#THE SHADING?????? THE EXPRESSION???#PURE FLAMES 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#10/10 KILL ME GLASS JOE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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punchout tierlist but its just me differentiating the specific tiers of undying love i have for these sweaty men
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have you considered.. glass joe in a baguette costume... **cue evil organ**
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silly silly man… HERE U GO MY FRIEND!!
#oh yes#yes#oui#this is IT#this is his PEAK#he doesnt get better than this folks#wrap it up lights off curtains closed shows over#he is unbothered#moisturized#happy#in his lane#focused#flourishing
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Really autistic room tour?? 🔥🔥
And by that I mean just showing all the Punchout things I have. HERE WE GO.
This is the main attraction. The Joe Shrine, The Glass Temple, call it what you will. I think I started this in 2022?? Might've even been 2021! Point being, it's a staple of my room and it's HUGE.
Next up err, my bedside wall!
This is just stuff that doesn't go on the Joe Shrine essentially! 9 out of my 11 RavagingAngel keychains are up here, 10 and 11 are the catboy ones and they're on the Joe Shrine. Otherwise, it's just my art! Other than the occasional random meme things I only ever put my art up because I don't know if other artists would be comfortable with it. :]
This is a very special area of the Joe Shrine. The stickers were the first ones I ever ordered back when my interest in Punchout was beginning. The silly Joe above the light switch is actually a 3D model that I posed, and the lovely SuperionSoldier coloured in!! The framed Joe was a gift from my friend for my 16th birthday, she's really good with embroidery and she made it just for me. I love it so much. 😭😭😭
Finally, here's all my stickers! I bought these really early on so they're not in the greatest condition (and Hurricane I bought more recently which why he's just shoved down there lol). They're very special though, and they make the boring drawers look pretty!
I also have some on my wii and my laptop!
And that's it, my room. It might not be very exciting but it's still fun to share!! :]
#punch out#punch out wii#punchout#super punch out#Glass joe#I'm ready for my official title of 'obsessed'#Mama im a real punchout fan now#All it took was buying a printer and a lot of bluetac#And over 100 kahoona on etsy/redbubble COUGH
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A DAY FOR THE IRISH!
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It's the day of the dickhead!
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Just saying, Joe seems like a perfume and body spray snob.
He loves his trips to Bath & body works to get spray and vanilla scented lotion.
Oh absolutely, the only way he's knocking someone out is with the whiff of assorted perfumes they'd get whilst walking past him.
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What specifically were the medical reasons that Joe got his license revoked?
He was going too autistic in a 50 zone.
kidding... no, as you can probably infer from his TD cutscene, he has brain damage! Not really something to celebrate, the poor guys taken so many poundings he suffers form a marvelous variety of medical conditions that form a concoction of danger that shouldn't be put behind a steering wheel. For example..
Constant headaches, naturally. Ringing ears, a sign of tinnitus [which is me projecting lol I have the same issue]. Exhaustion because look at those eyebags he never sleeps, he could very easily fall asleep behind the wheel. Yes most of these things are worsened when he goes on sad wine binges, therefore no cars for Joe.
He is a taxi man, through and through.
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